I love how she sticks out her tongue several times thinking that makes her look sexy, and yet her face says how stupid she feels doing it. The video should have been sexy but she looks awkward and uncomfortable in it.
The swimsuit was not good for her at all and the camera work was terrible. Not worth they hype. Does she really need to do this at this point in her career or was this shot way before?
You know another thing that's uncomfortable? Finding out your fellow employees stuck gum under your desk. Now, my "lil friend" has a Bubble Yum helmut. Thankfully it was purple, so it doesn't clash with the rest of him.
If the sight of Megan Fox waking up next to you looking like that, dressing like that, twisting and stretching like that, doesn't do it for you ... well y'all must be bigger studs than me, or not studs at all. This was the hottest view of Megan I've seen yet by far IMHO.
Of course she does nothing for you bud, you prefer them hairy and with an extra member between the legs. Any guy who denies this woman's hotness is obviously gay. No straight man would ever turn Megan down or refute her hotness. There's really no need to address the insecure ladies, since we all know the fat broads that visit this site, will be always be bitter cows.
@13, first off I didn't refute her hotness, I said there's no denying she was hot. Second, I do prefer an extra member between legs (I'm a chick) but I also like girls too but she does nothing for me. I like some curves (not flab, curves) and Megan just doesn't have them.
that swimsuit was made for chicks with boobs and ass. Fucking Meg is a walking stick with nothing to offer for my dick. Kelly Brook, well that's another story.
She's OK, but a little on the fake side to be considered truly sexy. She's like the chick you bang strictly for the sex but nothing more. Once you've hit it once, you're fine and she's old news.
Salma Hayek though.....different story. Her curves are more womanly and natural and Iwould rather do that over and over again.
she looks anorexic! no wonder they show her laying around in bed and sitting in a chair, she would probably get dizzy and faint if they asked her to do something that required more movement than swishing her hair around :( I think she also forgot how to eat...umm haha has she never eaten a burger before?
Whats sexy and what the media says is sexy are two very different things. Don't form your ideals from what you see in the media because it probably won't work out for you...
She's majorly doable. But, if you see any of her "acting", you can tell that not only is she a poor actress, but she's also not very smart; dim would be a better word. I know that doesn't matter to some of the dudes here, but it'd be nice to be able to get a 1/2 way intelligent response to "how was your day?"
Charlie Sheen's first wife was just as hot as Megan Fox, but Sheen dumped her within a year. She was so dim that everyone nicknamed her "the world's only living brain donor". I get the same feeling about Megan fox.
She has anorexia, her body reminds me of Linday Blowhan. The skin of her chest has been stretched to the maximum, too big implants. Bitch looks like a lollipop.
That might possibly be the dumbest, most contrived video I've lost 2+ minutes of my life watching. She's a beautiful girl, no doubt. I wonder how that attempt to keep herself from being seen as nothing more than a sex object is working out for her.
Wow, she looks AWKWARD. Did anyone else notice how uncomfortable she looked while she was "candidly" eating? Sorry, but she is so obviously trying to be sexy, which is not sexy at all.
Sorry, she's a dork. I agree that she looks awkward and has no idea how to look sexy. She's hot but she's missing some quality that makes her sexy. For some reason I see her as a big'ol GOOBER.
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Leave Your CommentI love how she sticks out her tongue several times thinking that makes her look sexy, and yet her face says how stupid she feels doing it. The video should have been sexy but she looks awkward and uncomfortable in it.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 03:28:01
shotgun
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 03:33:08
Her bed musy be terribly uncomfortable. As for the lounge chair... her bra... her swim suit.. her hair.. her food... or is she just having a seizure?
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 03:40:15
The swimsuit was not good for her at all and the camera work was terrible. Not worth they hype. Does she really need to do this at this point in her career or was this shot way before?
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 03:57:03
You know another thing that's uncomfortable? Finding out your fellow employees stuck gum under your desk. Now, my "lil friend" has a Bubble Yum helmut. Thankfully it was purple, so it doesn't clash with the rest of him.
By Humpinfrog, on May 5, 2009 04:00:21
If the sight of Megan Fox waking up next to you looking like that, dressing like that, twisting and stretching like that, doesn't do it for you ... well y'all must be bigger studs than me, or not studs at all. This was the hottest view of Megan I've seen yet by far IMHO.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:13:54
She's teh hotness.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:14:15
Dang, shes gorgeous, people (ugly females) can deny it but the girl reeks sex appeal
By Beau, on May 5, 2009 04:20:40
I'd rather bang Bea Arthur
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 04:37:19
meh
By Joe Mahma, on May 5, 2009 04:40:00
Just because someone doesn't think she's the greatest sexiest thing that ever walked, does not make them gay, fat, or ugly. LOL. People are ignorant.
Anyhow, yeah she's hot. Doesn't do anything for me though, but there's no denying she's good lookin.
By boredwithmeganfox, on May 5, 2009 05:05:37
Link died. Makes me a sad panda. Video was epic!
By Pher, on May 5, 2009 06:04:24
@ 11
Of course she does nothing for you bud, you prefer them hairy and with an extra member between the legs. Any guy who denies this woman's hotness is obviously gay. No straight man would ever turn Megan down or refute her hotness. There's really no need to address the insecure ladies, since we all know the fat broads that visit this site, will be always be bitter cows.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 07:07:39
@13, first off I didn't refute her hotness, I said there's no denying she was hot. Second, I do prefer an extra member between legs (I'm a chick) but I also like girls too but she does nothing for me. I like some curves (not flab, curves) and Megan just doesn't have them.
By #13's a tool, on May 5, 2009 08:08:15
that swimsuit was made for chicks with boobs and ass. Fucking Meg is a walking stick with nothing to offer for my dick. Kelly Brook, well that's another story.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 09:43:11
Well worth the use of a RED camera
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 11:09:08
She's OK, but a little on the fake side to be considered truly sexy. She's like the chick you bang strictly for the sex but nothing more. Once you've hit it once, you're fine and she's old news.
Salma Hayek though.....different story. Her curves are more womanly and natural and Iwould rather do that over and over again.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 12:22:18
she looks anorexic! no wonder they show her laying around in bed and sitting in a chair, she would probably get dizzy and faint if they asked her to do something that required more movement than swishing her hair around :( I think she also forgot how to eat...umm haha has she never eaten a burger before?
Whats sexy and what the media says is sexy are two very different things. Don't form your ideals from what you see in the media because it probably won't work out for you...
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 14:29:28
id hit
By hitter, on May 5, 2009 14:43:08
There is nothing more sexy that a garter belt and stockings ... god damn! Gotta be alone now!
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 15:03:26
IJEOMK.........translation
I JUST EJACULATED ON MY KEYBOARD.....again
By Phidapaldi, on May 5, 2009 16:12:53
fuck you megan, i stretch in my bed, drink beer by my food, and cookout all the time. yet chris cornell isnt my theme song, ever. Fuck you esquire.
By ladyguitarstar, on May 5, 2009 16:26:10
Anyone know how to turn that Vid into a continuous loop?
Damn she's Fine!
By BukkNekkid , on May 5, 2009 17:27:37
She's majorly doable. But, if you see any of her "acting", you can tell that not only is she a poor actress, but she's also not very smart; dim would be a better word. I know that doesn't matter to some of the dudes here, but it'd be nice to be able to get a 1/2 way intelligent response to "how was your day?"
Charlie Sheen's first wife was just as hot as Megan Fox, but Sheen dumped her within a year. She was so dim that everyone nicknamed her "the world's only living brain donor". I get the same feeling about Megan fox.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 18:47:29
I'd suck Brian Austin Green's d*ck just to get a taste of her.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 18:54:05
She has anorexia, her body reminds me of Linday Blowhan. The skin of her chest has been stretched to the maximum, too big implants. Bitch looks like a lollipop.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 23:10:41
the hottest video of megan fox EVER.
By anonymous, on May 5, 2009 23:42:00
and i jizzed in my pants.......
By mackeaveli, on May 6, 2009 03:29:01
Shame about all those ugly tattoos.
By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 04:02:50
That might possibly be the dumbest, most contrived video I've lost 2+ minutes of my life watching. She's a beautiful girl, no doubt. I wonder how that attempt to keep herself from being seen as nothing more than a sex object is working out for her.
By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 10:18:55
Generally I'm not into non-curvy chicks...but fuck she's hot.
By KillerQueen, on May 6, 2009 18:31:09
@18:
BUTTHURT FATTY ALERT
By anonymous, on May 6, 2009 18:32:39
Wow, she looks AWKWARD. Did anyone else notice how uncomfortable she looked while she was "candidly" eating? Sorry, but she is so obviously trying to be sexy, which is not sexy at all.
Yawn.
By anonymous, on May 7, 2009 10:13:04
Yes yes yes yes oooowwww Megaaaannnnn yes thats it babe almost there yeeeeaaahhhh all over the computer monitor thanks Megan
By anonymous, on May 8, 2009 13:34:44
@33... she eats like a guy.that is not sexy.
By anonymous, on May 9, 2009 22:13:17
Sorry, she's a dork. I agree that she looks awkward and has no idea how to look sexy. She's hot but she's missing some quality that makes her sexy. For some reason I see her as a big'ol GOOBER.
By anonymous, on May 14, 2009 17:42:36
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