Avril Lavigne in a bikini. And a dumb hat. [Egotastic]

Abi Titmus is checking for blisters. You can check for camel toe. [Taxi Driver Movie]

Disney is only paying Miley Cyrus $5,000 to guest star on another Disney show. Man, I hope she has enough money saved. $5,000 for a week's work? What, does she work at Wal-Mart all of a sudden? Living wages for workers now!! [TMZ]

Seven Movie Posters That Almost Were [College Humor]

Rihanna ordered to appear in court. Her hairstylist has requested his name be withheld. [Celebitchy]

Former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins in lingerie [Popoholic]

"Just overcame my fear of sharks by kissing a killer whale." Let's play "Guess the Dumbass". [Hollywood Tuna]

Follow us on Twitter. We talk about your mom in 140 characters or less. [Twitter]