30 Comments:

1. Mine too.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 06:13:09

2. Overrated cunt.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 06:30:30

3. Uh, ri-ght... Angelina Jolie #1?
   Who made this list and what (pole) was he smoking?

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 06:41:59

4. Hmmmmm, those suckable and lovely lips that were made for kissing and sucking. Brad, you lucky bastard.

   By spikewebbe, on June 8, 2009 06:52:34

5. Yeah, sorry, I don't see that. She's not a big box office draw and she's batshit crazy. Her act has worn thin and she needs to go the fuck away.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 07:43:32

6. She has a hard time in even generating a 'meh' from me anymore.
   
   Meh.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 07:48:01

7. "Next she's going to tell us that her vagina is made of platinum and diamonds"
   
   Wow, sound like Todd much?

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 08:01:11

8. First Thai hookers with razor blades in their vagina. (Where do you think Shlomi's employers got the idea for Slap Chop?)
   
   Now, diamond encrusted vagina.
   
   Carrying that power drill with a dildo on the end and an extension cord is inconvenient but safety first.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 08:05:01

9. The more of this kind of stuff comes out makes me think that Jen will take out a contract on her. I predict that if that happens, Angie is gone, Jen is in prison, that Brad will hook up with either Kate Goselin or OctoMom, since he seems to think women who have or collect multiple kids are really, really hot.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 08:40:46

10. "It ain't nuthin' but a party..." THUNK.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 08:49:18

11. Who the fuck cares about this no talent bag of bones? She used to be hot when she had some meat on her. Now she is botoxed veiny man hanned baby factory.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 09:04:29

12. Getting old and haggard real quick and her PR people are parlaying her career real quick into the Girl Jesus image. Kinda cheesy if you ask me.

    By Sami, on June 8, 2009 09:17:18

13. She's still hot. Jealous haters on here..that's all I see.

    By Angelina's girlfriend :) , on June 8, 2009 10:09:03

14. 13.
    All I see is a tweener douche moron that uses retarded words like "hater" and still thinks anyone actually gives a flying fuck about this horse-toothed fish-mouthed has-been, her small-dicked pussy-whipped butt-boy and half-dozen adopted jungle trophies in tow.

    By reality, on June 8, 2009 12:02:19

15. oh michelle, i like you!

    By karma, on June 8, 2009 13:03:59

16. goddess.... simply [and without even trying]

    By gigi, on June 8, 2009 16:56:20

17. Angelina is the most powerful celebrity, but the amazing thing is that she doesn't appear to try.
    
    She never makes 'special guest appearances' in TV shows, never stumbles out of night clubs at 3 am, is never snapped lounging by the pool with the latest squeeze or with her tits hanging out on yet another red carpet etc.
    
    Instead she makes one or two movies a year, does a lot of charity work, rises her kids and appears at major award shows in (mostly) tasteful gowns and jewels.
    
    #16, you are right - I totally agree with you.

    By Red Cat, on June 8, 2009 18:18:07

18. I don't go in for the veiny chicks.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 18:20:38

19. Angelina #1
    Yeah I don't get it either. She must be swallowing all the right loads is all I can figure. She's all right but a cartoon voice over shouldn't get you all that much status, recognition or money.

    By Underpants Gnome, on June 8, 2009 18:40:45

20. She is still the hotness

    By anon, on June 8, 2009 20:38:38

21. Her hands scare me. She is extremely overrated.

    By Albatross, on June 9, 2009 03:07:37

22. #14, you're an idiot. Obviously, lots of people still "give a flying fuck" about her, otherwise she wouldn't have been able to make it to #1. I mean really, just because you're a dipshit with no taste, doesn't mean the rest of the world is blind and stupid too. And really, "tweener douche moron" and you crack on ME for using "hater". LMAO. Nice try dumbass.

    By Smarter than youuuuuuu., on June 9, 2009 04:18:02

23. Whatever floats...or sinks your boat. Give her a gun and she'll catch my attention. But other than that she's...meh

    By Rafe, on June 9, 2009 05:28:34

24. #22, news flash, tweener douche moron, the "world" does not give a flying fuck about her. Check out the comments on this site and any other when they post about her: mostly negative and indifferent.
    
    And if you think these "lists" magazines make up in order to sell copies have anything to do with the real world then you're far more deluded and stupid than the usual angelina fucktard fan (which is saying a lot.)

    By 14, on June 9, 2009 08:55:23

25. 14/24: Exactly, thank you.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:46:35

26. Did she go another round with ole' Billy-bob again.....?

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:03:27

27. Does anyone else think it looks like she is wearing a reeaally obvious wig??

    By Smileyvirus, on June 9, 2009 19:52:52

28. #14/#24, how about you try to expand your vocabulary a little? I mean, seriously, if you are using "tweener douche moron" I'm guessing you can't be more than 15, 16 years old. So, okay, I can see how YOUR age group wouldn't be interested, but there are still a lot of us grown ups that like her. So how about you put down your Teen Bop magazine and stop being such a (and using your words) tweener douche moron.
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 02:27:10

29. LOVE HER!!!

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 03:31:17

30. i think she's sweet & kind.
    but she did look more beautiful with weight on.
    the wig is pretty awful i agree but probably lenny has everything to do with that.
    oops i've said too much. don't want to piss her girlfriend off.
    

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 17:49:14