Ahh Todd, the man who can only make jokes in the form of a simile. Often long, awkward reaches for similes at that. It's as if he is related to Dennis Miller or something. Why some of the mouth-breathers on this site think he is such a comic genius I'll never understand.
Good thing this site has tits on it because, otherwise, as Todd might say, it would have fewer readers than the George Bush library will.
Seriously? With the adds plastered all over the page and to the right of the player, we have to sit through 30seconds of one before we can see such a let down of a video.
Just a tip - if you want people to actually pay any attention to the shit you post, quit forcing this trash on us. After the Dave situation, its lucky you have readers left.
@ # 12- Simile? You never met a simile, you couldn't handle a simile! You probably think everything is ironic too. Damn english majors, polluting the internet !
Gotta love the retard who complains about similes, then immediately uses one. "Mouth-breathers" is also a nice touch...overused buzzwords from 2005 rock. I imagine "die in a fire" wasn't far behind.
I don't really see anything wrong with her face other than the press on teeth. She prob would have looked better without the fake tits and huge veneers.
#12 - I realize you're probably sitting in a cubicle bitter about your life choices and because Megan from Accounting wouldn't have that drink with you. I can see how that could be frustrating and make you lash out at the only thing that's ever loved you. I forgive you. But please sleep easy knowing that I'm writing for a site that's read by millions of people, one of them probably Megan, and just know that no matter how hard you try, the only thing you'll ever be on this site is a comment awaiting to be approved. It's okay. We can't all be astronauts. xoxoxox
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By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 08:15:26
48 seconds I'll never get back. What a no-talent.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 08:27:12
Seriously, she's just not pretty.
Hot bod, gross face...just hit that shit from behind.
By Dave, on June 23, 2009 08:52:41
That is the worst commercial ever. She has no fucking talent.
By Jenn, on June 23, 2009 09:03:33
she looks smoking in those pics providing that she has stunner shades on and you can't really see her face.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 09:12:19
Carl's Jr? A no-talent slag with fake tits? Talk about "Idiocracy"...
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 09:26:47
Hate the video overlay!
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 09:28:05
Ok, that was nasty. She is so ugly, the last thing I needed to see was a closeup of her face while eating. Ew.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 09:44:44
why the hell does the media player has to get so big and take over the screen is annoying
and she is kind of hot specially her ass
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 09:56:19
That is so not going to get me to drive to the Carls jr. There is something off about her face.....
By Sark, on June 23, 2009 10:42:16
She is ano, starve on!
By Ana Mia, on June 23, 2009 10:43:53
Ahh Todd, the man who can only make jokes in the form of a simile. Often long, awkward reaches for similes at that. It's as if he is related to Dennis Miller or something. Why some of the mouth-breathers on this site think he is such a comic genius I'll never understand.
Good thing this site has tits on it because, otherwise, as Todd might say, it would have fewer readers than the George Bush library will.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 10:54:05
Seriously? With the adds plastered all over the page and to the right of the player, we have to sit through 30seconds of one before we can see such a let down of a video.
Just a tip - if you want people to actually pay any attention to the shit you post, quit forcing this trash on us. After the Dave situation, its lucky you have readers left.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 11:40:11
@ # 12-
Simile? You never met a simile, you couldn't handle a simile! You probably think everything is ironic too. Damn english majors, polluting the internet !
By Prof. Al Einstein, Community College, New Jersey, on June 23, 2009 11:58:16
Beef does fake tits good?
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 12:12:58
You got money for that advertisement...
By sell out, on June 23, 2009 12:41:11
Yeah, but you couldn't tittie-fuck her though. Her tits are too far apart, although that's probably a good thing-they look rock hard.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 13:28:00
Gotta love the retard who complains about similes, then immediately uses one. "Mouth-breathers" is also a nice touch...overused buzzwords from 2005 rock. I imagine "die in a fire" wasn't far behind.
By #12's mom's anus, on June 23, 2009 15:03:20
Her face really isn't that bad, it's just her buck teeth that look odd. Still, her body more than makes up for it.
By JAC, on June 23, 2009 15:13:30
You morons see ads? You internet Einsteins ever hear of ad blockers?
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 15:32:07
I HATE Fucking commercials in my commercials...WTF?
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 15:58:15
I don't really see anything wrong with her face other than the press on teeth. She prob would have looked better without the fake tits and huge veneers.
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 16:07:47
mmmm makes me want a burger, damn
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 16:46:37
Too bad her tits are completely wonky and she has dead eyes
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 18:01:33
wow...i never thought i'd say this but...paris hilton did the whole burger/bikini thing much better
By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 18:57:35
bad acting, bad commercial, bad everything
By anonymous, on June 24, 2009 00:16:03
#12 - I realize you're probably sitting in a cubicle bitter about your life choices and because Megan from Accounting wouldn't have that drink with you. I can see how that could be frustrating and make you lash out at the only thing that's ever loved you. I forgive you. But please sleep easy knowing that I'm writing for a site that's read by millions of people, one of them probably Megan, and just know that no matter how hard you try, the only thing you'll ever be on this site is a comment awaiting to be approved. It's okay. We can't all be astronauts. xoxoxox
By Todd, on June 24, 2009 04:14:20
Whoa, #27!! Check put the mannnnn...what a wicked smackdown. GAME OVER #12!
By Shock and Awe and Jigsaw , on June 24, 2009 06:37:27
#17 said:
"Yeah, but you couldn't tittie-fuck her though. Her tits are too far apart,"
Speak for yourself there, Slim.
By Patrick, on June 24, 2009 08:01:27
LOLing my ass off at #29!
By anonymous, on June 24, 2009 19:59:32
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