I bet his lungs collapsed. You can't blow that much hot air around without deflating something. I never once saw the man stop talking long enough to inhale. I liked him much better than the sham wow guy. RIP Billy Mays. You were the #1 pitchman of all time!
Why couldn't it have been the sham-wow guy instead. That guys a turd. Seems as though billy mays was genuinely a good man. (I live in tampa and saw the news when he said that he bumped his head but its ok cuz he's got a hard head) he's done quite a few local stints, never heard anyone say anything negative about.him RIP Billy Mays.
I saw Pitchman and hunted the web until I found a Grater Plater that was touted on that Episode. It arrived and is great. Billy although loud was the King of Pitchmen. I'll miss him.
By the grace of God there go you or I. We just never know. Live everyday like it's your last! Never leave your loved ones on an unkind word that you would probably regret/
Wow that was not offensive! and it was funny. Except the part about him dying. Thats a shame, Just like Jacko wany too young to go. At least he did not suffer.
Well, he wasn't "feeling well" that night. Worst case scenario, the impact to the head caused blunt force trauma/internal bleeding in which case, he would have suffered.
Did I tell you I wished it was the Sham Wow guy? My kids were upset about this but they could not give a flying fuck about Michael Jackson. Up yours you fucking pedophile.
Well, maybe he never molested any children, but he did sell people a bunch of shit -- make that worthless shit -- and annoyed millions of Americans with his exuberant pitches.
Billy Mays was a great salesman. Rest in peace, Billy.
Bad things come in threes ... and so that means that two more high profile salesmen are about to go. Any ideas on who's next for the great salesman dead pool? Zig Ziglar? Cal Worthington? or ???
Hey Wed when his show Pitchmen aired there was a guy that had a product that would make a car run off water so we wouldnt need fuel anymore but they said they didnt want to Produce his product and they told him they feared that man would be taken out by one of the Oil copmanies now Bill Mays is found dead ?
46 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThese people are dropping like flies these days. Maybethey should pray and act normal for a change.
By Jinx, on June 28, 2009 10:05:37
Hey,these deaths usually come in 3's.This is like number 4.Are we into quads now,for the new millenium,or are there 2 more to drop in the near future.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 10:25:15
what the hell is going on this week sucked
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 11:03:31
He bumped his head on a flight yesterday.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 11:11:55
or is the 'happen in 3's' thing complete horseshit? i think we have a winner
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 11:14:38
Only one more needed, actually #2. We've had 5 dead in the last month: David Carradine, Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawsett, Michael Jackson, and Billy Mays.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 11:21:36
Number 6, don't forget Bea Arthur passed away recently.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 11:49:59
May the robes of God Himself be blessed with his infinite wisdom of cleaning products.
By JJM, on June 28, 2009 12:07:47
While he was hung like a horse, he used his weapon with caution. His was a life that is not lost, it has left an indelable legagy on all us all
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 12:26:18
RIP Billy! I'll miss him more than MJ
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 12:28:15
I bet his lungs collapsed. You can't blow that much hot air around without deflating something. I never once saw the man stop talking long enough to inhale. I liked him much better than the sham wow guy.
RIP Billy Mays. You were the #1 pitchman of all time!
By Underpants Gnome, on June 28, 2009 12:50:50
Wow, OxiClean really does remove stains from your TV. Who knew?
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 12:55:11
Why couldn't it have been the sham-wow guy instead. That guys a turd. Seems as though billy mays was genuinely a good man. (I live in tampa and saw the news when he said that he bumped his head but its ok cuz he's got a hard head) he's done quite a few local stints, never heard anyone say anything negative about.him RIP Billy Mays.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 12:58:22
#6 and #7...And we are left to suffer with all the skans.All the good talent is taken away.We are cursed!
By Kirsy., on June 28, 2009 12:59:34
I saw Pitchman and hunted the web until I found a Grater Plater that was touted on that Episode. It arrived and is great. Billy although loud was the King of Pitchmen. I'll miss him.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 13:23:47
This is rediculis?
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 13:28:35
damn, now we're stuck with the sham-wow guy.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 13:45:43
By the grace of God there go you or I. We just never know. Live everyday like it's your last!
Never leave your loved ones on an unkind word that you would probably regret/
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 14:39:37
Wow that was not offensive! and it was funny.
Except the part about him dying. Thats a shame, Just like Jacko wany too young to go. At least he did not suffer.
By Hung Wang, on June 28, 2009 14:41:44
He was just on Conan this week with Anthony Sullivan, and they were hilarious. Bummer.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 15:47:17
RIP Billy, I'm gonna miss that voice interrupting my channel clicking.
By I'm really freaking wasted right now, pay me no mind., on June 28, 2009 15:47:21
"At least he did not suffer."
Well, he wasn't "feeling well" that night. Worst case scenario, the impact to the head caused blunt force trauma/internal bleeding in which case, he would have suffered.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 15:47:32
pluto opposite the sun, I'm telling you it gets them every time!
By Elizabeth Rachel, on June 28, 2009 16:01:41
Why did it have to be Billy.Why not Vince from Sham-wow
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 16:33:44
In honor of Billy we should all talk by yelling at the top of our lungs for the next three days.
So do you think they'll will pull all the commercials, or see this as an opportunity to sell even more overpriced crap?
By RaraOxi, on June 28, 2009 16:37:05
"now my job is less soul crushing" best part of that add...
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 17:20:55
The grave will be dug with the Awesome Auger and sealed with Mighty Putty.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 17:28:42
KABOOM!
/too soon?
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 18:25:03
You know, I was actually saddened by the news of his death, unlike that of the news of the passing of plastic man.
By i am still glad mj is dead, on June 28, 2009 19:50:43
He died in his sleep. Lucky bastard.
By anonymous, on June 28, 2009 22:05:16
Now who will yell at us, to buy products?????!!!!!
By NOOOoooo!!!, on June 29, 2009 00:46:14
RIP Billy.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 02:24:25
Did I tell you I wished it was the Sham Wow guy?
My kids were upset about this but they could not give a flying fuck about Michael Jackson. Up yours you fucking pedophile.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 02:51:48
"who sold everything but slaves..." Damn, that's funny Todd!
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 03:14:44
Get your "Patrick Swayze is dead" post ready. He's next.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 07:56:40
Billy Mays, dead at 49.99.
By crispy frog, on June 29, 2009 08:40:03
Maybe his wife can now do funeral plot and ashes urn ads?
Gotta keep the business in the family you know.
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 09:30:39
Well, maybe he never molested any children, but he did sell people a bunch of shit -- make that worthless shit -- and annoyed millions of Americans with his exuberant pitches.
I'll regard his death as karmic retribution...
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 09:42:17
"Who sold everything but slaves" Yep,that pretty much sum's him up.I probably would have bought elephant crap if he was pitching it.RIP man..
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 10:36:54
Billy Mays was a great salesman. Rest in peace, Billy.
Bad things come in threes ... and so that means that two more high profile salesmen are about to go. Any ideas on who's next for the great salesman dead pool? Zig Ziglar? Cal Worthington? or ???
By Midlife Bachelor, on June 29, 2009 13:24:42
#27 gets my vote for best comment.
By Underpants Gnome, on June 29, 2009 13:51:26
@#36- No rigor mortis discount? And a couple of steak knives thrown in?
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 14:11:22
Hey Wed when his show Pitchmen aired there was a guy that had a product that would make a car run off water so we wouldnt need fuel anymore but they said they didnt want to Produce his product and they told him they feared that man would be taken out by one of the Oil copmanies now Bill Mays is found dead ?
By anonymous, on June 29, 2009 16:45:00
"You know, I was actually saddened by the news of his death, unlike that of the news of the passing of plastic man".
You took my words away.But you could have added child molester..
By Eliza, on June 29, 2009 17:57:33
I think I'll order that "Big City Slider Station" in Billy's memory. RIP : (
(And FUCK YEAH it should have been Vince...)
By JoeMomma, on June 29, 2009 18:10:34
I loved me some Billy Mays - Rest in Peace, Dude.
By OhPleaseMary, on June 30, 2009 19:01:19
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