Wow, another one of Britney's shitty marriages that will last for, like, two minutes, and then it will all end in an ugly divorce. She'll probably pop out 2 more kids just so she can dump them later.
is this Jason... not to be confused with the Jason CountryBumpkin childhood freind she married for a day. This guy can count his money NOW!!! Idon'tthink he should be greedy.Just walk offwith 2-3 million. If he is smart,don't have kids...Would you really want kids with her demented genes.I say take the money and run.
He has plans to become the next K-fed. He'll get her pregnant a couple of times, they'll divorce, she'll go apeshit, and he'll get alimoney and child support, and custody. Her dad gets to keep her on a tight leash. And she'll have to pay this guy extra ca$$$h to take her kids on tour. Maybe by then she'll have a Vegas show. She will be fatter though, so maybe she won't be touring and performing, anyway this isn't going to end well.
Hopefully he dumps her & takes half. If it's so socially acceptable for American women to do it day in and day out, then it should apply to men too. Oh yeah, I forgot, women only want equality when it benefits them.
Both are alike, stupid and money lovers. Britney cunt is bigger then a yacht, After all, a fraud marrying another fraud. A FAKE MARRYING A FAKE. HORRAH.
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Leave Your CommentWow, another one of Britney's shitty marriages that will last for, like, two minutes, and then it will all end in an ugly divorce. She'll probably pop out 2 more kids just so she can dump them later.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 08:58:04
RIght on!!! This dude will be able to lickher ass-hairs clean after she takes a giant Cheeto-Frappucino dump. Lucky dude!!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 09:26:05
What she going for Elizabeth Taylors record? WTF? Just fucvk em....No need to marry them...This girl is an emotional wreck
By Same I am, on June 20, 2009 09:38:52
WHO in their right mind would marry this loser? Doesn't matter how much money or fame she has. She's totally self-absorbed, immature, and trashy.
She wants THIS wedding to "outclass" the others...BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Too bad the bride's got NO class.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 10:03:27
Bring on the alimony...................for HIM!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 10:11:41
meh... as we all know.. she sure does know how to make good choices.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 10:13:25
..."and wants her big day to far outclass her previous ceremonies."
would not take much
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 10:13:33
this aint no funny shit yo.
By kfed, on June 20, 2009 11:06:03
is this Jason... not to be confused with the Jason CountryBumpkin childhood freind she married for a day. This guy can count his money NOW!!! Idon'tthink he should be greedy.Just walk offwith 2-3 million. If he is smart,don't have kids...Would you really want kids with her demented genes.I say take the money and run.
By And the winner is ,.., on June 20, 2009 11:31:13
The ONLY reason he would marry her if this is true is obviously - THE MONEY. He must like dysfunction.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 11:41:53
Guy is a real fucked-up pervert, fucking a retard like Britney is rape in most jurisdictions (although I'm not sure about Louisiana)
By BarbadoSlim, on June 20, 2009 12:33:52
I hope it's true.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 12:49:17
If he can manage to stay married to her for any length of time, then he'll be financially set for life ... nice!
By Midlife Bachelor, on June 20, 2009 13:25:52
He has plans to become the next K-fed. He'll get her pregnant a couple of times, they'll divorce, she'll go apeshit, and he'll get alimoney and child support, and custody. Her dad gets to keep her on a tight leash. And she'll have to pay this guy extra ca$$$h to take her kids on tour. Maybe by then she'll have a Vegas show. She will be fatter though, so maybe she won't be touring and performing, anyway this isn't going to end well.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 14:44:26
Wonder what POPPA and the Courts have to say about all this ?
By BukkNekkid , on June 20, 2009 14:50:53
Hopefully he dumps her & takes half. If it's so socially acceptable for American women to do it day in and day out, then it should apply to men too. Oh yeah, I forgot, women only want equality when it benefits them.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 15:27:45
Since when is Star fucking magazine an authority on anything?
By Oh Jesus!, on June 20, 2009 17:46:47
It's so cute when retarded people play house.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 18:09:58
Help control the retard population. Have your retard spayed or neutered.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 18:11:14
Maybe,just maybe,it might just calm her ass the fuck down. I doubt it,but we can hope.Can't we?
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 18:13:16
I'd bang her like a drum. She wouldn't be able to sleep cause I'd want to tap that constantly.
She'd wake up and my head would be between her legs.
By tripod, on June 20, 2009 19:16:19
I read that this report was not true. Do your fact checking.
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 21:10:34
OMG can this bitch afford a boob lift? YEAH! Or at least a fucking bra, with those saggy, wonky ass tits. For fuck sake!
By anonymous, on June 20, 2009 21:18:03
With her money he won`t need to work one more single day. He`s a male prostitute, a gold digger.And Britney is a stupid bitch but we all know that.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2009 00:51:09
I read somewhere else that her PR person said that this story was BS...I'll believe it when I see it! Media likes to make up unbelieveable stories.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2009 02:08:06
Even if it it false, it fun to think of all the shiny trailer homes that will make this wedding outclass the others
By anonymous, on June 21, 2009 03:26:40
I don't believe Brit ever lived in a trailer home..do you 3:26:40?
By anonymous, on June 21, 2009 07:30:16
Hope he remembers to get his std shots early.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2009 14:13:36
She starting to look like pam anderson in the face. That's no compliment to achieve for.
By anonymous, on June 21, 2009 14:16:54
I'm calling a huge smelly pile of bullshit on this one!!!
By anonymous, on June 21, 2009 17:42:19
Both are alike, stupid and money lovers.
Britney cunt is bigger then a yacht,
After all, a fraud marrying another fraud.
A FAKE MARRYING A FAKE. HORRAH.
By anonymous, on June 22, 2009 05:54:33
you are very funny. what do you really think of the brange?
By anom, on June 23, 2009 20:23:49
Who is that near Brittney ? She is hot to for a mommy ... check out her sexy legs ... I hope its Brittney's sister?
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 05:23:45
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