Her mom kept reminding her about her responsibility to take care of her children? What a bitch. Maybe that parenting book she wrote wasn't that horrible.
WHO CARES the bitch is a crazy cunt stop paying attention to every stupid thing she does and maybe she will go away back to the swamps where she came from
She shaved her head because K-Fed was threatening to have a court-ordered drug test performed on her in order to get custody of the kids. Drugs may not last very long in urine but it lasts a LONG time in hair samples. She went Kojak to keep from getting busted. Case closed.
I've purchased 10 copies of "Britney: Inside the Dream" and will use them to reward The Poor when and if they are good. The chronicles of this classic beauty and gifted singer should inspire The Poor to get off their lazy, whining butts and "Enter the Dream" like Ol' (My Pussy's Hangin' Out)Britney
The hair (extensions) she was "famous" for? SRSLY? I thought she was "famous" for being a no-talent, skanky, slutty, showin' off her pussy with her tampon string hangin' out, white-trash, in-bred, swamp-rat, zero IQ hoebag, ya'll.
The bitch WAS crazy? Survey says... "EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH". Try the bitch IS crazy. SLUTney isn't any more sane than she was in 2007, when she was head shaving, attacking cars, fucking papparazzi, snatch flashing, doing meth, walking around naked, etc.
If you disagree with me, let me leave you with one thought: "Mah pussah is a-hangin' out".
Ahhh the memories. I was almost hopeful that this would be an obituary with the best photo of Brit. Thanks for bringing me up just to shoot my hopes down...
21. She shaved 'cause KFat threated her with a hair follicle test that would prove her meth habit.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 13:09:17 -------------------------------------- Absolutely, she was and IS a meth addict. The stupid slut cut off her hair, so gay-fag couldn't get a follicle test done.
22. Clearly, Britney is retarded.
By Her father, on June 3, 2009 13:23:26 --------------------------------------- Clearly. She's a possum lovin', mental midget who deserves to be shut away for the rest of her life...
ITA w/ #'s 1,2,3,4,6, and others. Britney was and is what is called batshit crazy. Drugs, oversexed nymph White trash w/money, picking up on any trash like KFed, Adnan, and the rest, etc. is just as nutty as a fruitcake. I thought she was going todie. Looks like she is going to live. Live crazy stil, but live.
Does anyone understand a hair follicle test is where they pluck the hair from the FOLLICLE. Shaving her head would do nothing to alter the results of this type of test. They would just tweeze the tiny hair and take the sample from that. Idiots. Also, how is this news? Wasn't this 2 years ago? BFD.
#13 is totally right. Look at that primary pic. She looks crazy as shit. She needs to be locked away. "Mah pussay is a-hangin' out"; now that's funny...
She shaved her head because Kevin kept telling her he was going to use her drug use to get custody of her kids. He told her that they could cut your hair and get a pretty accurate reading of the drugs she'd been doing over the years. So she shaved her head and he got the kids anyway.
I call bullshit. She shaved her head to avoid a failed drug test threatened by KFed. As if invading a hair salon at night with a full entourage of papparazzi in tow and stealing clippers to shave her head before storming out would please the court.
Looky ya'll, I aint done busted my brain. I jurst gonna make me look real purtty so I gonna shave mah head to look like mah pussah, coz dang that'll make ya'll cream in yer britches. An fuck ya'll coz all thah boys 'n all thah girls are beggin to if you seek amy.
DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW THAT BRITNEY SHAVED HER HEAD BECAUSE SHE KNEW THEY COULD TEST HER HAIR FOR DRUGS AND SHE HAD DONE A LOT OF VARIOUS DRUGS DURING THAT TIME. KEVIN KNEW THIS AND THREATENED TO HAVE HER TESTED FOR DRUGS SO SHE WENT OUT AND SHAVED HER HEAD SO AS NOT TO GET HER KIDS TAKEN AWAY FOR A LONG,LONG,TIME. KEVIN COULD HAVE HAD A COURT ORDERED DRUG TEST DONE ON BRITNEY....I MEAN WITH ALL HOSE WHO WITNESSED HER DOING DRUGS IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HARD TO DO. THAT IS WHY SHE SHAVED HER HEAD. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!
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Leave Your CommentHer mom kept reminding her about her responsibility to take care of her children? What a bitch. Maybe that parenting book she wrote wasn't that horrible.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 05:03:43
WHO CARES the bitch is a crazy cunt stop paying attention to every stupid thing she does and maybe she will go away back to the swamps where she came from
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 05:15:29
She shaved her head because K-Fed was threatening to have a court-ordered drug test performed on her in order to get custody of the kids. Drugs may not last very long in urine but it lasts a LONG time in hair samples. She went Kojak to keep from getting busted. Case closed.
By JJM, on June 3, 2009 05:32:41
i miss crazy bald britney.
best britney ever.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 06:46:32
All I have to say is,
"My pussy's hangin' out."
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 07:16:25
OH YEAH, SHE SUFFERS SO MUCH BEING RICH, POOR BABY.
By NOBAMA, on June 3, 2009 07:17:19
I've purchased 10 copies of "Britney: Inside the Dream" and will use them to reward The Poor when and if they are good. The chronicles of this classic beauty and gifted singer should inspire The Poor to get off their lazy, whining butts and "Enter the Dream" like Ol' (My Pussy's Hangin' Out)Britney
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 07:45:32
The hair (extensions) she was "famous" for? SRSLY? I thought she was "famous" for being a no-talent, skanky, slutty, showin' off her pussy with her tampon string hangin' out, white-trash, in-bred, swamp-rat, zero IQ hoebag, ya'll.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 07:49:05
i bet she was a great screw then, the nutjobs usually are
also: any chick who walks fast all the time is insane
By dr phil, on June 3, 2009 08:18:06
Agree with #2
By Kate Gosselin, on June 3, 2009 08:18:30
Inside The Dream? More like A Walking Nightmare.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 08:26:58
Every time I see those pictures I just feel bad for all those displaced lice and vermin.
By thebig28, on June 3, 2009 08:46:24
The bitch WAS crazy? Survey says... "EEEEEEEEHHHHHHH". Try the bitch IS crazy. SLUTney isn't any more sane than she was in 2007, when she was head shaving, attacking cars, fucking papparazzi, snatch flashing, doing meth, walking around naked, etc.
If you disagree with me, let me leave you with one thought: "Mah pussah is a-hangin' out".
Game, set & match.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 09:16:20
lmao check out the Jew star in the 2nd photo [her necklace]
By wtf, on June 3, 2009 09:25:53
Sir, my dynamite is clearly labeled.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 09:58:38
Well, at least it's nice that her and her mother row together. Who's the cox, Adnan?
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 10:03:07
Wow. She looks better even in these pics than she does now.
Nightmerica eats its young.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 10:14:34
Ahhh the memories. I was almost hopeful that this would be an obituary with the best photo of Brit. Thanks for bringing me up just to shoot my hopes down...
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 11:16:57
Yeah, ok.
Where's my check?
By K. Fed, on June 3, 2009 11:19:55
"I was expecting to see pictures of Britney painting a tunnel on the side of a mountain to catch Roadrunner".
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!! (blacks out from laughing fit)
By Ragno, on June 3, 2009 12:59:15
She shaved 'cause KFat threated her with a hair follicle test that would prove her meth habit.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 13:09:17
Clearly, Britney is retarded.
By Her father, on June 3, 2009 13:23:26
I too miss crazy Brit. Celebrity news is just plain boring without her.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 14:32:11
21. She shaved 'cause KFat threated her with a hair follicle test that would prove her meth habit.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 13:09:17
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Absolutely, she was and IS a meth addict. The stupid slut cut off her hair, so gay-fag couldn't get a follicle test done.
22. Clearly, Britney is retarded.
By Her father, on June 3, 2009 13:23:26
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Clearly. She's a possum lovin', mental midget who deserves to be shut away for the rest of her life...
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 15:22:31
ITA w/ #'s 1,2,3,4,6, and others. Britney was and is what is called batshit crazy.
Drugs, oversexed nymph White trash w/money, picking up on any trash like KFed, Adnan, and the rest, etc. is just as nutty as a fruitcake. I thought she was going todie. Looks like she is going to live. Live crazy stil, but live.
By ohObub, on June 3, 2009 16:41:25
Most known for her hair? I thought she was most known for being a fake virgin and getting implants when she was 15.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 19:22:04
Does anyone understand a hair follicle test is where they pluck the hair from the FOLLICLE. Shaving her head would do nothing to alter the results of this type of test. They would just tweeze the tiny hair and take the sample from that. Idiots. Also, how is this news? Wasn't this 2 years ago? BFD.
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 19:24:30
#13 is totally right. Look at that primary pic. She looks crazy as shit. She needs to be locked away. "Mah pussay is a-hangin' out"; now that's funny...
By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 19:56:16
She shaved her head because Kevin kept telling her he was going to use her drug use to get custody of her kids. He told her that they could cut your hair and get a pretty accurate reading of the drugs she'd been doing over the years. So she shaved her head and he got the kids anyway.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2009 02:23:39
I call bullshit. She shaved her head to avoid a failed drug test threatened by KFed.
As if invading a hair salon at night with a full entourage of papparazzi in tow and stealing clippers to shave her head before storming out would please the court.
By stickynose, on June 4, 2009 02:33:29
Looky ya'll, I aint done busted my brain. I jurst gonna make me look real purtty so I gonna shave mah head to look like mah pussah, coz dang that'll make ya'll cream in yer britches. An fuck ya'll coz all thah boys 'n all thah girls are beggin to if you seek amy.
By Britney, on June 4, 2009 02:47:20
What more do they need than the banner picture to commit the bitch? SHE DEMENTED.
By anonymous, on June 4, 2009 09:13:13
DON'T YOU GUYS KNOW THAT BRITNEY SHAVED HER HEAD BECAUSE SHE KNEW THEY COULD TEST HER HAIR FOR DRUGS AND SHE HAD DONE A LOT OF VARIOUS DRUGS DURING THAT TIME. KEVIN KNEW THIS AND THREATENED TO HAVE HER TESTED FOR DRUGS SO SHE WENT OUT AND SHAVED HER HEAD SO AS NOT TO GET HER KIDS TAKEN AWAY FOR A LONG,LONG,TIME. KEVIN COULD HAVE HAD A COURT ORDERED DRUG TEST DONE ON BRITNEY....I MEAN WITH ALL HOSE WHO WITNESSED HER DOING DRUGS IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN HARD TO DO. THAT IS WHY SHE SHAVED HER HEAD. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!
By Jessica, on June 5, 2009 10:15:15
caps lock...
/eyes bleed
By anonymous, on June 7, 2009 00:28:00
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