46 Comments:

1. Remember, for 2, always say "sorry, honey, it was an accident!" or you'll have to wait a month for anal. Or until she drinks too much.

   By Mr. Sensitive, on June 15, 2009 07:49:10

2. OK, there are several things I do not believe. As this story has just started, let's start with the "privacy" issue itself. Since when has Chaz ever given interviews? Who has ever cared what she does? What is this attention mongoring that denies it seeks any attention at all. Get out of LA if you really want to be left alone. I have lots of other questions - like: What kind of witch doctor is she going to? A real doctor would insist that Chaz drop 200 pounds before she recieved any kind of procedure at all for anything. This Soap will go on for awhile.

   By Curious Yellow, on June 15, 2009 08:02:28

3. Its not like we aim for the eyes... Anyways, i always found it amusing how once a women gets her breasts removed, she's "legally" a man. I mean, when a women is forced to get her breasts removed due to cancer, is she a dude until she gets some implants? I think not. Its totally your choice what you wanna do with your body. Its yours. Whatever makes you happy. But seriously, if your born a woman, you die a woman. That goes for the wienerless guys out there too.

   By Rafe, on June 15, 2009 08:06:27

4. Becoming? Wait, what? You mean its having a bar mitzvah, because I'm pretty sure its always had a cock and balls 'tween its legs.

   By coolpapa, on June 15, 2009 08:07:11

5. Geez, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 08:07:18

6. She announces it to the world but then calls for privacy? Like anyone was checking for news about her before this. If you want to do it fine but you don't have to broadcast it. Nobody really cares. Sorry :-(

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 08:24:19

7. Hmmm....why am I reminded of
   "Pat" (played by Julia Sweeney, I believe) from the old SNL a few years back?

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 08:30:18

8. The funny thing is fat cells produce estrogen.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 08:39:09

9. ...And the MEAT goes on...

   By x24, on June 15, 2009 08:50:37

10. Wait, I have another;
    
    She's transforming herself into a gay man so that she can enjoy her mother's music

    By x24, on June 15, 2009 08:52:28

11. Did you say "Becoming a man"?

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 08:55:23

12. I want to suck her 1 inch cock!

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 08:56:52

13. 
    pregnant men are so hot.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 09:17:42

14. This is some funny shit from Michelle.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 09:37:10

15. The proper name for this operation is an Addadicktome (add-a-dick-to-me)

    By HONKEE, on June 15, 2009 09:57:54

16. Michelle, you are hilarious. No offense to your predecessor, but I laugh way more at the stories you write. Thanks for the laughs.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 10:07:11

17. Maybe Chaz can sodomize Dave when all is complete. Welcome Michelle!

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 10:59:33

18. Michelle,
    
    Todd was right when he introduced you a few days ago. Your comments are extremely funny. Keep up the good work!

    By Bad Idea, on June 15, 2009 11:50:06

19. You mean that thing isn't already male?
    Coulda' fooled me...

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 11:51:31

20. meh... who didn't see this happening? pshhh whatever

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 12:01:31

21. So her lesbian lover will be now a heterosexual, correct?

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 12:06:19

22. I have a marginally serious question. He's a lesbian, right? With a lesbian life partner. What happens to the life partner when the Chaz transformation is complete. Does she become hetero or is she still a lesbian because Chaz is genetically a woman? Or maybe she just moves along. It's all very confusing

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 12:16:39

23. Heard the funniest song on the radio about this recently: "I'm a Dude, Babe."
    

    By Patrick, on June 15, 2009 12:35:27

24. Question: I thought that lesbian and transgender were totally different things, so how come she's been identifying as a lesbian for decades then suddenly announces that "I'm a dude!"? Will her girlfriend suddenly be a heterosexual? Is Chaz gonna suddenly become a gay dude? Oh, my brain hurts.
    
    And my condolences to anybody who has sex change surgery because it sounds like as much fun as getting your head stuck inside a radioactive meteorite.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 13:07:41

25. So will HIS lesbian partner still want HIM since he's not a HER anymore. Because I can't see being a true lesbian if your female lover wants to be man & your not attracted to men period but you still love HER for being a HIM.
    
    
    LIFE IS LOOPHOLES & FINE PRINTS ISN'T IT?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 13:09:09

26. And all straight men around the world breath a sigh of relief unison.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 13:11:20

27. She beats rosie hands down in the multiple chin department

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 13:13:36

28. Now she can marry Carrie Prejean. Mazal tov !

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 13:19:06

29. Dumb cunt

    By Timbaaa, on June 15, 2009 13:33:40

30. Where are we going we all this crazy stuff? What's next tri-sexual or people who want to become animals?

    By lkl, on June 15, 2009 13:49:33

31. #22,I do not know.Okay,gay people,okay.I can accept.Transgendering is like way overboard.

    By MarcusWelby, on June 15, 2009 14:08:45

32. #6, I'm thinking he/she HAD to announce it before the tabloids got hold of the story. I think its her/his way of saying, "Yes, this is what's going on, but for now leave me alone."

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 14:54:17

33. My first and foremost questions is, "Did anyone EVER hear her before say that she felt like a man?" Especially when she came out, didn't she come out as a LESBIAN? Now the statement is she has felt like a MAN for a very long time. Sounds like to me she's confused. Since her girlfriend is a LESBIAN what the hell does this mean to their relationship now that this woman wants to be a man? The G/f says she's OK with Chaz being a man, WTF? You signed up for a gay woman and now she's going to be transgendered and you're OK WITH IT???This all sounds crazy as hell. No wonder most people don't treat this stuff seriously. Having Cher as a mother, I'd see how she'd become CONFUSED.

    By jaye, on June 15, 2009 14:57:59

34. michelle is not funny

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 15:04:09

35. Chastity Bono's still gonna be an ugly lesbian. She'll just be an ugly lesbian with a mutilated clitoris. I'm clearly no lesbian, but I don't think lesbians are into non-functioning male equipment, so I think her female partner's just a sick freak for digging this kinda thing.

    By Tony, on June 15, 2009 16:04:05

36. I prefer to ejaculate a little lower than the eyes. Just how often has this happened to you, Michelle?

    By David, on June 15, 2009 18:03:18

37. Chaz, Miranda.... Miranda, Chaz....

    By Filipe, on June 15, 2009 19:29:28

38. 15, you are the ultimate loser when it comes to humor. Your original joke was just mediocre, but then you felt the need to explain it.
    
    You are hereby sentenced to a lifetime of being anally penetrated by Roseanne Barr with a dildo.
    
    Trust me, it's no fun.

    By Tom Mr. Roseanne Arnold, on June 15, 2009 19:47:03

39. She/he/it is like one of those crazy people who chop their own leg off because it doesn't feel like it belongs there. Just fucking nuts. Sick in the head. Severe mental defect. I hope one day they find a solution and go in these people's brains and fix whatever the fucking problem is. For now, I guess, just mutilate their bodies as they please. Fuck them. Just make sure they pay for it - I sure hope I'm not paying for this bullshit with my tax dollars.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 20:04:39

40. If you'd leave the cock in yer mouth Chelley you wouldn't have that problem. I hope you at least wipe it off with yer hair (good conditioner).

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 20:14:51

41. I can't be the only one who, upon seeing that retard shoved in front of the camera on the old Sonny and Cher Show every week, thought to myself, "Somethin wrong with that kid."
    
    There was always a dead look in her eyes, like she'd gotten into the tequila in the dressing room, or was born without thoughts.
    
    And like the poster mentioned above, now she can listen to Cher's music… but only if she's a gay man. And if she's a gay man, living with a gay woman, what does that mean?
    
    I guess we'll have to ask Will Smith and Jada Pinkett.

    By I Got YouTube, on June 16, 2009 06:41:11

42. Wait a minute. I thought that photo was of the FAT NELSON BROTHER.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 08:24:06

43. There has got to be some big money in this for CHAZ or She?ed be entirely private on the I wanna be a MAN publicity. She must have a lot of follow up gossip to spill for future fortune. Get back at mom for divorcing her dad, get revenge for herself as she was harmed by predators who cared for her while she was young and felt abandoned by Cher's selfish cruelty, while bad mommy is still alive, and maybe not paying her to keep quiet is more likely. Cher gave birth to a intact and identifiable daughter and she will always be a daughter.. EVEN If she hacks herself down to a male dolphin midget with bat ears and a tail.. she's still that daughter.. YES she is much too fat for any operation. Doctor's are crazy to attempt this while Chastity is in poor health and have a fatality on their guilty hands to explain. If she can't take control of her life and lose weight before a major operation, she pretty much can't survive any delicate and dangerous surgery and the recovery aftermath.. Yipes.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 10:09:57

44. Michelle, that's great! I'd try a penis for a day, so long as it came with a receipt and was fully refundable.

    By takethecake, on June 16, 2009 15:06:10

45. He's hot.

    By Hung Wang, on June 16, 2009 18:51:50

46. This is what happens when you are born to a mother who shoots glitter out of her ass.

    By OhPleaseMary, on June 17, 2009 04:16:37