48 Comments:

1. "was forced to dump Audrina because his camp wants him to take the right strategic steps to become a big movie star..."
   
   Code for: loves the cock, thinks it's cooooool.

   By BarbadoSlim, on June 5, 2009 08:44:29

2. Sounds like he really liked her.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 08:45:34

3. Seriously, do people not see how fucked-up her cleavage is? I can find 100 better boob jobs with a Google search.

   By Kevin, on June 5, 2009 08:50:45

4. Angry virgin fanboys in 3...2...1...

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 08:50:59

5. He dump her because he knows he will be getting tons of pussy now so he is right to dump the airhead now she can fuck anything that moves and what the hell is with the DAMN POP UPS

   By DELETE THE POP UPS , on June 5, 2009 09:17:10

6. "dead behind the eyes" describes Megan Fox perfectly.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 09:31:02

7. Why are there no nekked picks of him? Want nekked mens. Nekked, nekked, nekked!

   By De Sade, on June 5, 2009 09:32:49

8. Very funny post, Michelle. Not bad for a rookie.

   By Eric, on June 5, 2009 09:39:15

9. I can't help it. I think she's hot now that she's had some work done on her mug.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 09:55:46

10. I think I might like Michelle already.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:03:25

11. Too bad.
    
    I'll take her. Probably leave her in a worse manner, but a rebound is a rebound. My cock doesn't take sides (just insides).

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:05:25

12. I get the feeling Michelle is no stranger to the writing/slamming celebs game. Its pretty easy to do when everyone in Hollywood is doing some stupid shit every fucking day. Jenny was fab at this!

    By Spock, on June 5, 2009 10:24:19

13. NO, NO AND NO. Since when do we get a whole row of dude pics?? Take a lesson from Todd - Brad Pitt fell off a horse today. Sucks to be him, but enjoy these shots of his sperm receptacle. Get it Michelle?

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:38:34

14. so nice to finally have a woman's perspective on this site once again... thanks for the dreamy pics of the new Captain Kirk!

    By A, on June 5, 2009 10:42:08

15. im convinced audrina patridge will have tara reid's body in about 2 years.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 11:03:54

16. I doubt he was forced. She lookes kind of like an airhead.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 11:06:33

17. Hey, Michelle, shows us your tits!

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 11:18:59

18. Shut up #13. Everyone else is perfectly happy.

    By Chantelle, on June 5, 2009 11:30:46

19. Wow, everyone is on Michelle's dick. Yeah I kinda laughed but then I read Tod's shit and realized she isn't as funny as everybody makes her out to be.

    By Todd's Other BM, on June 5, 2009 11:52:27

20. Whatever. Sounds like something I'd read on The Superficial.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 11:55:56

21. I think Michelle is great!

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 12:11:50

22. thank you Michelle!!!! He is so f**king hot!

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 12:46:25

23. She looked prettier bfore she had her eyes done. Unusual look, but her look was hers.

    By Eyes of June, on June 5, 2009 12:52:01

24. Chris is so sexy.

    By Hung Wang, on June 5, 2009 12:58:02

25. Nope. AP is completely ugly. Ugly fake tits, ugly legs, ugly everything. Hot body?! Haven't you seen her legs? They're very thick and unshapely. Her face is all out of whack. Very BAD boob job. Ugly.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 13:06:33

26. Chris I am a male and had major plastic surgery but no one reports it Pine

    By jcj7161, on June 5, 2009 13:24:17

27. I heard Oddrina was trying to hook up with big pak

    By spaz, on June 5, 2009 14:07:43

28. So far so good with Michelle.

    By Dave's pear necklace, on June 5, 2009 14:15:16

29. Face it, he's better looking than she

    By dr phil, on June 5, 2009 14:31:00

30. He makes a decent Kirk. I hope they do some more Treks with the same cast. I also hope they do make him a huge star if for no other reason than to knock Brad Pitt down a notch.

    By Underpants Gnome, on June 5, 2009 15:22:59

31. Michelle I love ur style ! Keep it like that !

    By FrenchiePHL, on June 5, 2009 16:44:15

32. Pine is too good looking for Megan Fox, sorry. She's not really any better than Partridge.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 17:33:14

33. Wow, he gets a little more fame and he starts the dumping. She was good enough to be with BEFORE, but now he's got to have 'strategic' associations. nice!

    By jaye, on June 5, 2009 18:03:48

34. Thank you Michelle! Ahhhh...hot guys posts. Oh yeah.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 18:59:12

35. Thank Zombie Jesus you are better than Dave.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 19:23:29

36. Hmm. Well, it's better than what's on TV right now.

    By Santos, on June 5, 2009 21:03:05

37. Michelle isn't funny

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 23:18:30

38. mcwonky eyes?! LOVE it michelle!

    By BSpearsBuff, on June 6, 2009 00:47:13

39. Well after Trek, i suppose its time for an upgrade. Probably much easier than Verizon. Keep it up Chelle!

    By Yours truly , on June 6, 2009 03:27:42

40. I doubt they ever dated...no photos of them together! They maybe hooked up just because heck he can!

    By anonymous, on June 6, 2009 05:09:44

41. we need some humor back on this site. Todd where the fuck are you lazy homo?

    By anonymous, on June 6, 2009 07:49:51

42. Hollywood is already overloaded with "C" list actors with "A" list pretensions. Just wait until Chris gets beaten out for parts by one of the "Gossip Girl" men or Zac Efron, because the system thinks they are more popular and can sell more tickets.
    Start planning on just doing the Star Trek sequels Chris, because you are no Patrick Stewart.

    By Charles Tribble III, on June 6, 2009 09:58:27

43. Considering that that Justin Bobby or whatever was up in there, I don't disagree.

    By Mr. Spock, on June 6, 2009 10:07:32

44. @37...ONE out of 40 think Michelle's not funny...is that you DAVE?

    By hello kitty, on June 6, 2009 10:32:54

45. Gee I was hoping with a chick co-authoring I wouldn't have to hear about Megan Fox so much. What's with fake lesbos and Megan Fox or Angelina?

    By anonymous, on June 6, 2009 18:25:11

46. Meh, wannabe Todd.

    By anonymous, on June 7, 2009 01:36:17

47. This chick has the worst fake tits of anyone I've ever seen; they don't look natural at all. Not complaining, mind you; she can show me them all she wants, but they still look fake...

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 09:51:38

48. no Megan fox is not an acceptable replacement for Audrina...not unless he wants to be on Std meds for their entire relationship

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 06:15:07