52 Comments:

1. idontlikewienerinthatway
   
   dot com

   By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 15:26:34

2. cristiano ronaldo now has a huge rash.

   By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 15:42:48

3. ugh, i thought women were all supposed to be lesbians now? what's with all the dudes?

   By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 15:45:01

4. GlaxoSmithKline and Real Madrid have reportedly come to terms on a new sponsorship deal. This season Real's uniforms will feature an advertisement across the front of each shirt for the companies product Valtrex

   By rob, on June 11, 2009 16:04:04

5. CR should have stayed with Man U. His cold sores would have matched the uniform.

   By rob, on June 11, 2009 16:10:39

6. Señor Ronaldo??? Stupid! He's portuguese! They dont speak spanish in Portugal!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   

   By Clara, on June 11, 2009 16:13:15

7. Mexican, Portuguese, its all moonspeak. And Madrid is in Spain, so it is still appropriate.

   By Rafe, on June 11, 2009 16:28:33

8. Thank you Michelle. Almost nekked mens. Young. Buffy. Money, too. JACKPOT!

   By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 16:38:47

9. Fact: Portuguese is just a different type of Mexican. So he probaly does speak Mexican. I mean Spanish. Whatever. Stupid!

   By Buttnugget, on June 11, 2009 16:47:07

10. U said señor... he's portuguese not spanish... don't mess that up again... seriously... would u like it if i called u canadian?

    By HC78, on June 11, 2009 16:59:30

11. I wouldn't mind some nom nom nom time with Christiano...

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 17:13:40

12. yummy yummy yummy...who really wants him to talk anyhow..probably not too smart..just take off those shorts and get to work Ronaldo...Ole'!!!

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 17:17:55

13. If you fuck Paris Hilton,you are worth NADA! If you do her, you are MIERDA!

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 17:29:17

14. Hey, doesn't CR have a well-documented habit of nailing hookers? Choosing P-tard as the hookup du jour makes sense. Rock on, Michelle.

    By Señorita, on June 11, 2009 17:40:39

15. Eu amo ao pessoas de Brasil! Voce necesita amar tambien los de Argentina! Y los de España no se quedan atras! Y mientras no sean vale-madre-Latinos pendejos de Norte America...mas chingon.
    
    What did I just say? Dunno. I think it was 3 different versions of what I guess some in here consider Mexicanese.
    
    Fuckin' morons.
    
    You were appropriate in your respectful reference to Ronaldo, Michelle. Even though he's whorulously tainted now. ;_;
    
    Keep up the snark and awesomenation IDLYITW posts! You rule! <3&waffles

    By cinco, on June 11, 2009 18:25:05

16. Wow. Michelle has ruined this safe haven for men. Fuck you Michelle. Todd I hope it was worth it man. I hope putting your 4 inch dick up her lumpy ass was worth it because this website is shit now.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 19:24:23

17. This site is turning into a big quivering vagina.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 19:27:36

18. Paris' mutant herpes laughs at Valtrex.
    
    He's going to find it difficult to run down the field with all those herpes blisters popping and chafing.
    
    The good news is that no one from the other team is going to go anywhere near him with Paris' herpes running down his legs.
    
    He can take as long as he wants to get the ball down the field.
    
    When he gets there, the goalie isn't going to risk it either.
    
    He scores. *crowd watches safely from home*

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 19:36:31

19. I think "whorulous" is my new favorite word.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 19:37:35

20. PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE IN LANGUAGES AND COUNTRIES SHOULD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP , YOU SOUND LIKE SOME DAMN STUPID MORON WITH NO EDUCATION , YOU THINK THAT CANADA, ENGLAND , USA , AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND ,IRELAND ,SCOTLAND EAT THE SAME FOODS AND SPEAK THE SAME KIND OF ENGLISH AND THEIR CULTURES ARE EXACTLY THE SAME????????? JUST BECAUSE IN THOSE COUNTRIES PEOPLE HAVE THE LAST NAME SMITH , SO LEARN SOMETHING EDUCATE YOUR SELF SINCE YOUR SCHOOLS DIDN'T DO SHIT ABOUT THAT
    
    and now what the hell is Ronaldo doing fucking that whore when now with all the money he has he can fuck the best pussy in the world damn he is one stupid ass Euro Greasy guy << TMZ gave him that name

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 20:56:53

21. I would like it if you called me Canadian, and I'm not currently Canadian.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 21:01:11

22. Damn Christiano, I'm herpes free and I would peri peri your chicken to the break o' dawn.

    By ali, on June 11, 2009 21:17:20

23. SENHOR Ronaldo would have been the right way to say it in PORTUGUESE. And #9, go back to school you IGNORANT!

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 21:48:33

24. Excellent, I say, another idiotic twat leaves our glorious island.

    By Oliver Cromwell, on June 11, 2009 22:17:50

25. They enter through the ears and nom nom nom until there is nothing left. The space in your skull will be as cavernous as Paris' twat.
    
    Hilarious.
    PS: Who gives a fuck if he's MexiPortuganese? He's hot. I don't care what language he speaks.

    By Get Over Your Mexican Self, on June 12, 2009 02:25:15

26. He gets around. In Spain and in Paris at the same time.
    
    It's going to be fun watching him run around kicking that ball when his own are going to rot off.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 02:56:02

27. So ya'll are freaking out because she put an accent on it and left out the h? Catch a grip. You REALLY should be bashing Paris. Always bash Paris, even if she has nothing to do with whatever story you're commenting on.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 03:05:39

28. If he is indeed worth a few bucks you'd think he could afford something better than the town bike

    By x24, on June 12, 2009 03:23:43

29. This site loves any woman with big tits, but when a good looking man comes along then these "authors" all think he's gay. Lame

    By justin, on June 12, 2009 03:26:20

30. When you make a post about Ronaldo, you show pictures of his girlfriend, not him in a pair of neon banana hammocks.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 03:59:14

31. It's very simple, this site is going to go down the drains if Michelle keeps writing.
    
    Todd don't do this to us, thanks.

    By Alex, on June 12, 2009 04:01:45

32. Todd, let us know where you end up if you leave this place. I'm out. Michelle sucks.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 04:02:55

33. I love all the closeted homos that have crawled out of the closet to bash Michelle. To them: aw, it's OK kids, you can look at a man and not be ashamed!

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 04:18:46

34. wow...he's really....really good looking. Something about those little orange shorts on those Soccer playin legs, with the brazilian tan, omg. i need to scotchguard my seat

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 05:10:25

35. She...put...things....in our ears......

    By Captain Clark Terrell, on June 12, 2009 05:22:54

36. OMG, I cannot believe the utter hate in here for Michelle.
    
    Here's a freaking clue you misogynistic little freakshows. It's called a GOSSIP BLOG. It's about famous people (and making fun of them). Some famous people are MEN. This is NOT a porn blog. There is NO reason to get your tighty whities in knots around your dicks because there's some pictures of famous men. Doing so makes you look like utter morons.
    
    Of course, those of you flipping out over this actually ARE fucking morons, and show that no matter what story has been posted.....

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 05:45:14

37. If you are so homophobic that you can't scroll past a picture of a guy in a bathing suit without feeling awkward, you are probably gay. Sorry guys.

    By Truthsayer, on June 12, 2009 06:44:12

38. Señor Ronaldo ??
    
    Cristiano is portuguese, not spanish - Senhor Ronaldo

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 06:53:11

39. He was probably doing Nicky while Paris watched.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 07:23:17

40. another guy post? one more and I'm not ever looking at this site again.
    
    and we can look at guys, but that's not what this site was originally.

    By truthspeaker, on June 12, 2009 07:53:51

41. i'm a guy, and i have no idea why some are acting so butthurt that michelle posted this. i actually like michelle (you're doing a good job) -- ignore the protestations of the peckerwoods and remember they'll probably be nicer to you than they ever were to dave.

    By inthex, on June 12, 2009 08:17:27

42. truthspeaker, what the fuck are you talking about? It's always been a freaking gossip site. When the hell did you convince yourself it was some kind of soft core porn site for fat guys in mommy's basement?

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 09:35:05

43. European footballers will ball anything.
    NBA players have standards.

    By Kobe B., Its Like That Y'All, on June 12, 2009 11:28:43

44. I dont have a problem with the occasional post about a guy.
    It's the comments about how "hot" they are, what they'd "do" to those men and other gross shit written by some gay guy that make my fucking stomach turn.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 12:44:26

45. IT SHRINKAGE!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 15:30:42

46. Oh dear god Michelle lacks Todd's wit. This is wretched, it reads like she spent several hours crafting it and re-writing it and it's just so flat and unfunny and goddammned FORCED. Just stop.

    By d, on June 12, 2009 17:12:04

47. You DO realize that 144 million goes to the team that sold his rights, yes? It doesn't go to him. He IS worth a buttload of money, but that's not his money.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 17:57:06

48. It's called goddamn fucking footbal not soccer - it's because you actually use your freakin' foot to play that game and you don't run holding it in your hands while wearing heavy armor (see: why rugby is more kick-ass than 'american football').

    By Emode, on June 13, 2009 00:56:07

49. Il peut y aller, il n'y a rien à manger entre ses 2 oreilles.

    By anonymous, on June 13, 2009 01:09:34

50. lol @ alot of yous.
    
    and lol@ nomnomnom i pratically spewed rum and coke out of mine

    By ladyguitarstar, on June 14, 2009 17:50:35

51. he's one confused little kid. i've seen him grinding up on men at night clubs. like, really grinding. and not paying any attention whatsoever to ANY girls. hmmm...

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 18:20:12

52. Isto nas Américas é que é.....lol e ViVa PoRtUgAl!!!!!!!
    Daqui a uns tempos vem uma reportagem na TV7 Dias com a Paris, o Ronaldo e Castelo Branco na sua casa em Sintra Lolada........Só de imaginar

    By anonymous, on June 23, 2009 09:56:01