I'm a chick who thinks David Beckham's looks are wildly overrated. When he isn't airbrushed to death, he looks like a typical Englishman with bad teeth. And when he opens his mouth he sounds quite homo.
Michelle is exactly what was missing from this here gig. PS.daaamn Beckham is HOT!!! *going for cold shower* (don't be jealous Todd, you'll always be my first...blogger doh) ciao from milan, italy
By A girl who started to lurv the day Michelle joined IDLYITW, on June 14, 2009 12:19:28
meh. he needs to be skinnier. he is too fat and has too many of the muscles. and he should wear more leather on the close skin. and the nice buldge needs to be more fierce.
Haven't you heard him squeak?! I mean speak? He has this funny high pitched Mickey Mouse voice. Not sexy at all. He should spend some of his millions on speech therapy, he needs it. He had to settle for Posh Spice, because of that voice.
#41. Actually, I bet most of the posts are by gay men. Kinda puts a new twist on all the "oooh-ing" and "aaaaaah-ing" going on in the comments, eh? *barf*
42 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI have a better package than that.
By Venom, on June 14, 2009 08:34:49
WTF? That hair IS rather Hitleresque. Is this some new fad iv not been warned about?
By Rafe, on June 14, 2009 08:36:00
Aaaahhh... just like a breath of fresh air, you are, Michelle. Thanks.
By OhPleaseMary, on June 14, 2009 08:56:27
Prove it Venom!
By Posh, on June 14, 2009 08:56:48
DAAAAAAAAYYYYYUM!!!! OW!! Owww!!! What a hot piece of man meat!!!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 09:19:13
Venom - pics or get out.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 09:21:17
You just lost half your viewership with this post.
By A man who started to rue the day Michelle joined IDLYITW, on June 14, 2009 09:43:04
What a beast.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 09:58:14
Yum!!! Thanks, Michelle!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 10:00:11
Gay!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 10:30:36
Eat shit and die Michelle.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 10:49:21
Fucking hell, this guy is walking AXE commercial. Too bad he stuck with that bag of ribs whose body resembles a 9 year old boy these days.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 11:03:50
I'm a chick who thinks David Beckham's looks are wildly overrated. When he isn't airbrushed to death, he looks like a typical Englishman with bad teeth. And when he opens his mouth he sounds quite homo.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 11:23:15
#7 did you even read this site when jenny posted? yes JENNY.. the one who started this site...
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 12:17:29
Michelle is exactly what was missing from this here gig. PS.daaamn Beckham is HOT!!! *going for cold shower* (don't be jealous Todd, you'll always be my first...blogger doh) ciao from milan, italy
By A girl who started to lurv the day Michelle joined IDLYITW, on June 14, 2009 12:19:28
Ugh. Hideous tats.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 12:25:55
Shut it #7. Michelle you rock!!! Keep 'em coming!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 12:34:32
meh.
he needs to be skinnier.
he is too fat and has too many of the muscles.
and he should wear more leather on the close skin.
and the nice buldge needs to be more fierce.
By Karl Laugerrfeld, on June 14, 2009 12:39:13
Haven't you heard him squeak?! I mean speak? He has this funny high pitched Mickey Mouse voice. Not sexy at all. He should spend some of his millions on speech therapy, he needs it. He had to settle for Posh Spice, because of that voice.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 12:47:15
Let's de-gay this site . . . please?
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 13:20:13
I'll keep the mash. You can have the bangers.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 13:50:09
oh yea!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 13:55:43
God bless you Michelle, ha...it's nice to see something rather than a huge pair of tits for change. Very appreciative of David's photoshoot!
By weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, on June 14, 2009 14:32:59
And you're gaining a new half to replace the departing losers. Keep up the good work, Michelle, and thanks Todd.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 14:34:48
His high pitched, squeaky voice and the fact that he's married to an entitled hag with bolt-on breasts has killed any desire I may have had for him.
By Red Cat, on June 14, 2009 14:46:11
"Weiner alert" & "suck it Angelina" are the best 2 things I have heard all day! lol
By FemBot, on June 14, 2009 15:16:57
good lord he is hot. The hair is pretty dumb but by the time I finished with him it'd be nicely touseled. Posh Spice is a lucky biatch.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 15:31:50
Yes. More posts like this please.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 15:58:27
Handsome yes, but obviously someone took a few liberties with Photoshop.
By Yes I did do a comparison between the ad pictures and the candids, on June 14, 2009 16:17:18
Becks looking deadly fine as usual... Thank you for saving IDLYITW Michelle from its mundane predictability!!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 16:45:56
Mmmmm. I want that allll overrrr me.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 19:39:28
I'd suck it.
By Hung Wang, on June 15, 2009 01:21:42
Too bad all of that is wasted on Puke Spice.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 03:04:19
What a nice way to start my morning. Thanks, M.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 04:28:27
Now that's what I'm talkin 'bout. Nekked mens. Now we need them nekkeder. I'd hit it if I could find a way to de-voice it.
Finally. Parity with those booby sucking trolls in this forum.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 04:37:50
Wiener? Really? That's what you call it?
By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 04:39:44
I wonder if Michelle knows Beckham considers himself "half-Jewish."
By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 09:38:19
My, how inviting !
I would let him charge off his flats to the public.
By Gordy Brown, UK, on June 15, 2009 13:42:16
Great, this website is becoming a wiener website. Die Michelle, and the rest of you spiteful recently divorced old hags.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 08:01:35
Looooooooove those tattoos. Gorgeous.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 09:33:16
Posts like this are bringing the lonely, horny, single moms out of the woodwork.
By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 12:37:16
#41. Actually, I bet most of the posts are by gay men. Kinda puts a new twist on all the "oooh-ing" and "aaaaaah-ing" going on in the comments, eh? *barf*
By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 13:37:12
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