56 Comments:

1. One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble.

   By JAC, on June 5, 2009 08:29:54

2. DUH. He pissed off a hooker, or got robbed by a hooker. Those who have been to Thailand know.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 08:36:41

3. So it took them a whole day to realize his hands were bound? Sounds bogus. Damage control by the family who don't want him remembered as a pervert.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 08:43:24

4. Haha, Bear Grylls. Fucking classic!

   By Torcan, on June 5, 2009 08:50:48

5. He was old as fuck. Who cares.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 08:51:32

6. fuck off #5 you are an asshole and when you go people will go WHO CARES one less dipshit in the world

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 09:15:15

7. It was Beatrix Kiddo.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 09:29:47

8. apparently his kungfu was no match for the hooker's muay thai.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 09:45:45

9. those who judge perverts are the truly perverted

   By jesus cristo, on June 5, 2009 09:50:08

10. A freaking "merit badge"?! HA.
    Agree with #2. Wouldn't be surprised if it was a sex/robbery thing, where the woman (or man- God knows with the Thai sex trade) ran off with the wallet and left him to suffocate.
    

    By Kitty, on June 5, 2009 09:56:15

11. in most humble reverence, i'm wearing a yellow ribbon around my scrotum for the next seven days

    By jim, on June 5, 2009 09:57:57

12. in most humble reverence, i'm wearing a yellow ribbon around my scrotum for the next seven days

    By jim, on June 5, 2009 09:57:58

13. Kinky Carradine is kinky.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:03:11

14. "somebody trying to earn a merit badge"
    Todd FTW...thank you; that's the best laugh I've had all week.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:14:58

15. Classic post @ bear Grylls and Merit badge.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:15:20

16. #8 is my new hero.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:19:13

17. #5, go kill yourself. Then you will truly know the meaning of "who cares." Douche.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:25:44

18. Maybe his murderer tied up his corpse to embarrass his family and make them less likely to involve police. It would make sense even if the victim weren't famous, but especially if they were.
    
    It's sad either way.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:28:35

19. He must have complained about the linens.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:45:02

20. Spoken like a true dipshit, #6.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:58:04

21. Damage control. Just like Eminem saying he was in on the Bruno joke. Ye-ahhhh, right.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:59:49

22. # 5 when your old as fuck one day who will care when you die?

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 11:32:30

23. #22: i will care

    By bruno, on June 5, 2009 11:58:33

24. I didn't know Michael Jackson played the guitar.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 13:03:08

25. "Jesus Christ, who was he having sex with, Bear Grylls?"
    
    Brilliant!
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 13:14:26

26. where was dr. drew when he was really needed?

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 13:38:17

27. Bangkok Carradine is the funniest urban dictionary term since Blumpkin. Congrats on single handedly creating an epic new term!

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 14:51:59

28. For starters, a 70 year old man alone in a hotel in Bangkok usually only means one thing. Add in the obvious signs of "rough play" and it's pretty clear what happened here.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 16:25:22

29. That was one serious game of choke the chicken.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 16:36:28

30. I hear they are going to rename the city Hangkok in his honor.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 19:16:30

31. Bangkok is one crazy place

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 20:54:14

32. "I hear they are going to rename the city Hangkok in his honor."
    
    Fail.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 22:56:26

33. I think its really sad that people are making fun and don't really know the whole story..a man is dead, and his family are probably devastated and embarassed..I hardly think that David would kill himself with his hands tied behind his back...

    By anonymous, on June 6, 2009 01:09:43

34. David Carradine - the Best Hung Man in Hollywood.

    By stickynose, on June 6, 2009 02:17:29

35. #30: awesome

    By nonymous, on June 6, 2009 03:53:19

36. #33: I think it's really sad that people are sad about people making fun.
    
    guess what? you're going to die. i'm going to die. i'd rather people laugh and be happy than be sad when i die.

    By lighten up, on June 6, 2009 08:23:50

37. So he could still get it up at 72?
    Can someone please fax me a copy of his diet?
    Thanks and god bless.

    By M Gibson, on June 6, 2009 09:45:10

38. With his hands tied behind his back while hanging in a closet, it would have been difficult to put the "erotic" in auto-erotic.
    
    Some hooker without a rope budget left him hanging too long, saw he died and left.
    
    A phone call for help costs extra.

    By anonymous, on June 6, 2009 12:32:07

39. well... when you're 70 years old it's not a bad way to go out really... banging a cute (he's rich) thai hooker instead of shrivelling up in a hospital bed.. we should all be so lucky.

    By anonymous, on June 6, 2009 12:49:03

40. Everyone who replied indignantly to #5 are making known their fear of dying without anyone caring. Remember: We often express our fears and desires inferentially by what we make important in dialogue.
    
    For example, my post was directed at those whom fear the unknown (or otherwise exhibit signs of apprehension/lack of confidence as related to existential/moralistic concerns). By inference, one could posit being unencumbered by fear--total self-possession--was important to me, and that I feared I feared (a bit of recursion). Being fearless is indeed important to me; fortunately, I do not fear fear. Getting there was not as self-explanatory as you most likely think, though.

    By anonymous, on June 6, 2009 20:50:44

41. I don't know why this site keeps hiring new writers when people just scroll past their stuff to read Tod

    By anonymous, on June 7, 2009 01:39:02

42. #39: hear, hear!

    By sir john of edinburghchestertowne, on June 7, 2009 04:03:50

43. In Bangkok Thailand, chikcen chokes you!

    By Yakov Jerkoff, on June 7, 2009 04:48:18

44. how bout some new posts! let's go!

    By gonna go to another site inna minnit, on June 7, 2009 07:43:25

45. No updates for 2 days>!>! WTF DOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on June 7, 2009 10:01:04

46. "guess what? you're going to die. i'm going to die. i'd rather people laugh and be happy than be sad when i die."
    
    Don't worry - we will.
    
    I'd care more about this story if Carradine wasn't such a shitty actor. Even for a Carradine he was second rate. Besides dying with his dick in a sling - literally - DC will be mostly remembered for portraying an Asian by channeling the facial expressions of someone suffering from explosive diarrhea. So at least he didn't have to borrow Jerry Lewis' buck teeth to ace the audition.

    By Ragno, on June 7, 2009 11:33:07

47. #40 - boring bastard... 99% of people will just scroll past everything u wrote, whatever it was...
    
    On balance, I think I would rather live a pretty exciting life but when it comes to dying, I don't think I would want to be found hanging by my neck/balls with my hands tied behind my back.
    
    I don't care who knows about the life I led but that is one death I wouldn't want to be remembered by.
    
    I just think the hooker strung him up and then went to run a bath and then the phone rang and she lost track of time.

    By anonymous, on June 7, 2009 14:00:15

48. #39: Not all thai hookers are cute...haven't you seen Bai Ling?

    By anonymous, on June 7, 2009 15:21:36

49. I could say that he fell into deep depression over Todd's endless number of Megan Fox posts here, but I won't.
    

    By Gary Grasshoper, on June 7, 2009 15:23:53

50. Why couldn't he have just used a vaccuum cleaner like the rest of us in Hollywood?

    By Perez H., on June 7, 2009 15:27:24

51. #40, you were saying something about nobody caring? Oh...right.

    By anonymous, on June 7, 2009 22:20:57

52. For fuck sake,let the man rest in peace.Enough already.Makes me pine for a fucking Octoman story.

    By shut the fuck up., on June 8, 2009 05:33:07

53. #40: Please stop trying to sound smart. In your case, it's a losing battle.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 06:55:58

54. 40...very few of us will be remembered very long. Nobody wants to be remembered for this! but often the ones who ARE remembered are not remembered for good things.
    In a few years the ones who did remember will be gone. Thats the sad part of this life.

    By Reality, on June 8, 2009 09:05:59

55. He didn't hang himself. He was killed.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 11:10:25

56. #40: hear, hear!

    By pseudonymn, on June 9, 2009 04:07:08