45 Comments:

1. Oh, she's going to lose a limb all right, after so much time as a fake lesbian. It'll be a guy's fifth limb and she'll lose it deep in her butt.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 06:34:47

2. i'm sure the girl standing behind lindsay is ex-s club 7 singer tina barret

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 06:41:07

3. You passed the test,Michelle,I love you!

   By Tasi, on June 5, 2009 06:41:40

4. Michelle's first post and no lumber yet. Off to a good start, but you need to show us your tits so we can move on. Thank you.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 06:53:34

5. I like he says something completely crazy and horrible and then pretends to care. I would've just left out the fake sympathy.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 06:55:23

6. I'm not convinced.

   By Cubs Fan, on June 5, 2009 07:07:35

7. Welcome to the party, Michelle! Good first post!

   By teammlr1, on June 5, 2009 07:07:56

8. I completely agree with #3.

   By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 07:09:40

9. We <3 Michelle!!

   By Chantelle, on June 5, 2009 07:21:06

10. anyone is better than Dave.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 07:33:42

11. Look! It's like Todd, with tits!
    
    Anyway, who gives a shit about her losing a limb. Hundreds have lost their limb in her already.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 07:51:22

12. 
    I agree Lindsay is likely to overdose.
    
    On protein. The uh... liquid kind, if you catch my meaning.
    
    
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 07:52:35

13. Maybe she'll end up like Rosario Dawson in Planet Terror...that'd be cool!

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 07:57:01

14. She can lose all four limbs as long as she doesn't lose her tits.

    By Michael Lohan, on June 5, 2009 08:05:49

15. I wonder if Todd has fucked her yet.

    By cronos, on June 5, 2009 08:13:04

16. The trouble with haveing both money and addictions is that large amounts of cash keep you from hitting bottom sooner. You have no reason to stop. Sad. She can't see it, and that is true of all addicts. It takes a while before they recognize what they are doing that is so wrong.
    
    Wouldn't it be funny if Dave and Michelle were the same person?
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 08:45:32

17. Loving Michelle, Dave's a total unfunny homo.
    
    Aaaaanyway, here's hoping Ho'han's head gets amputated.

    By BarbadoSlim, on June 5, 2009 08:46:56

18. Todd you forgot to mention how disgusting her feet look damn those are witches feet very nasty damn

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 09:13:15

19. Um, this is Michelle's second post.
    
    It's about time things got back to normal in this forum.
    
    Blowhan appears to have trouble standing. It's as if her knees are buckling under her. Stupid twat.

    By De Sade, on June 5, 2009 09:38:50

20. she'll lose a labium
    
    wgaf what dr. drewcebag says anyway

    By dr. phil, on June 5, 2009 09:52:08

21. Looks like she's preggers in the third homepage pic. Say it ain't so, Joe. That baby would come out with less limbs than Lindsay's predicted fate.
    Ok, but besides the fact that she's an over-rated drug-using no-talent skank, she's still hot. Hot boots.

    By Kitty, on June 5, 2009 10:02:20

22. wtf. dr drew = amputee fetish?

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:35:40

23. I’d try to high five her so she’d feel bad about herself.
    
    Ah ha ha ha ha, yes!
    
    Read it and weep, Dave, ya frikkin' wuss!

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 10:56:03

24. Well it looks like her toes are rotting anyway so perhaps Dr. Drew is right.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 11:08:31

25. I'm betting she'll OD or die from anorexia-induced heart failure. Not that I'm wishing that on her, just seems to be the goal line she's heading for.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 11:12:36

26. I would rather bang Michelle with Dave's corpse than touch Lohan

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 12:24:34

27. You are so mean and so funny!!!

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 13:07:35

28. "If I ever saw Lindsay the One-Armed Cokewhore on the street, I’d try to high five her so she’d feel bad about herself. "
    
    Where do you come up with this stuff?!? LMAO

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 13:15:54

29. Well, its true what they say. Cockroaches can live through anything. Dayum!

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 13:17:53

30. Maybe amputating those crusty feet wouldn't be so tragic.

    By OhPleaseMary, on June 5, 2009 14:54:55

31. Wha.... what the hell is on her feet? Are those flip-flop boots with fringe? What the hell kind of methed out designer thought those would be a good idea? And why the hell would she wear them?
    

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 17:24:47

32. So now he is a fucking physic!?! Fuck that fat fuck.

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 17:51:00

33. #4 my husband and I agree with you.Yes Michelle.Do it.

    By Tasi., on June 5, 2009 18:19:27

34. So this is what Michelle brings to the table. Ah,I'm too drunk to care.

    By Santos, on June 5, 2009 21:01:34

35. @21, i think its the 2nd pic. Shes a smuggling mule now. What you are looking at is bloat from all the ballons she swallowed

    By anonymous, on June 5, 2009 21:04:17

36. I love it!

    By Yours truly, on June 6, 2009 03:22:36

37. Didn't Dr. Drew have a radio show where teens called in to goof on him about sex?

    By Dr. Ruth, on June 6, 2009 10:01:39

38. #12 - I'm guessing the overdose on all that um... liquid protein will actually be shown via autopsy to have been a drowning.

    By Red Cat, on June 6, 2009 17:10:31

39. Wow you're a cunt.

    By aaaaaaaaaaa, on June 7, 2009 00:15:19

40. "Have you ever seen those awesome ironic amputee tattoos? Well, Lindsay wouldn’t get one, because she isn’t awesome"
    
    Wha? I take it you thought this was supposed to be funny. More Todd please.

    By anonymous, on June 7, 2009 01:37:43

41. I didn't read the byline on this post, and just assumed from the writing and tone that it was Todd...
    so...it's looking good for Michelle right about now.

    By bud, on June 7, 2009 05:48:54

42. Dr. Drew is a brilliant exploitation master... Like Dr. Phil. They exploit these "stars" and don't give a flippin fuck about the rest of society. If I was walk into that cocksuckers clinic: 1. I wouldn't be able to afford it. 2. I'm not a celebrity. 3. I know that Dr. Drew is a huge tool who exploits famous people. He's like a vulture. Real practicing doctors don't even recognize this jagoff. What a douche-weasle.

    By Capt T Smoke, on June 7, 2009 06:03:25

43. oh michelle *hugs and kisses

    By suck up misfit trying to fit in, on June 7, 2009 23:04:12

44. This just in: Dr. Drew saw "I Know Who Killed Me" over the weekend and fucking loved it...

    By Ted, on June 8, 2009 11:56:31

45. agree w/ #43. Why is everyone trying to bury their nose up Michelle's backside?

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 14:21:17