To all who think she has a 'horse face', I say you're on drugs! Sarah Jessica Parker has the horse face! Heidi has a 'come hither' look facially, complete with bedroom eyes, with a killer body! I'd do that bitch until I died from a heart attack!
The tits are fake and the brain is AWOL. Face it. On a SoCal beach, right this very minute, 20 chicks, who are better looking than this plastic surgery creation, are getting a tan.
The hypocrite BITCH she is all about religion and praying and obeying the church rules and of course NO SINS and now she is in some magazine showing her tits and ass ha ha ha ha ha
It will be interesting to see her posed by somebody who knows how to make women look their best. I'll be willing to bet we will NOT be seeing any facials featuring a slight open mouthed fake smile (you know - the expression on EVERY SINGLE PICTURE OF HER).
Really, because whether her body was discovered or created in a lab, it's still a nice body.
This is the end of this whore. She's got nowhere to go now, now that everyone will see her tits, pussy & ass. there's nothing interesting or vaguely mysterious about her; she's a lying hypocrite (born again my ass!) who is spreading her legs to get attention. The only thing left for her (seeing as how she can't act, sing or dance) is to suck cock as a fluffer on porn movie sets...
27 Comments:
Leave Your Comment"Mostly because the rest of her looks like something you'd have to euthanize after she broke her leg at the track." LMAO
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 05:43:53
Thus continuing Playboy's downward spiral towards maximum skankitude. Way to go, Hef.
By Storm, on June 12, 2009 05:44:45
She has a killer ass. Too bad she's retarded.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 06:20:59
She's fake and a fucktard, but I think she's got a pretty damn nice body.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 06:32:14
buns up kneeling
By Lee Cadaver, on June 12, 2009 06:56:53
I fucking agree to the last sentence, and if I´m not wrong, Todd was talking about her face. A bigger jaw and she would be Rumer Willis twin.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 07:10:18
To all who think she has a 'horse face', I say you're on drugs! Sarah Jessica Parker has the horse face!
Heidi has a 'come hither' look facially, complete with bedroom eyes, with a killer body!
I'd do that bitch until I died from a heart attack!
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 07:18:41
she has a playboy body if i have ever seen one.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 07:19:41
The tits are fake and the brain is AWOL. Face it. On a SoCal beach, right this very minute, 20 chicks, who are better looking than this plastic surgery creation, are getting a tan.
Or smoking cock. You get the idea.
By bevo, on June 12, 2009 07:52:29
Hm...picture #6 reminds me of Beckham's new Armani ads
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 07:56:01
"the rest of her looks like something you'd have to euthanize after she broke her leg at the track"
LMAO - perfect!
By Albatross, on June 12, 2009 07:57:58
She looks like ass on that "I'm Worthless Get Me Out Of Here" show.
...BUT that wouldn't matter while I'm nailing her hot tuckus from the backside.
That's right...she's the kind that would let you go straight for the touchdown!!!
By Retarded_&_LovingMyself, on June 12, 2009 08:01:01
"Mostly because the rest of her looks like something you'd have to euthanize after she broke her leg at the track."
A++. You've outdone yourself with that one.
By inthex, on June 12, 2009 08:19:35
Playboy is allowing horses to pose now?
#8- Um maybe if she didnt have rock hard bolt on tits and a huge head
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:52:49
Dear god she has a massive Leno chin
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:54:08
The hypocrite BITCH she is all about religion and praying and obeying the church rules and of course NO SINS and now she is in some magazine showing her tits and ass ha ha ha ha ha
By HEIDI MONTAG YOU ARE GOING TO HELL LOL, on June 12, 2009 09:22:41
Spread your legs to spread Jesus' love Heidi. I wonder what Bible verse is tattooed on her labia.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 09:37:38
#14- Body (definition) neck, torso, two arms, two legs. T&A are included in this, face is excluded.
almost every girl in playboy has fake tits, have you ever looked through the magazine? i have, i'm a subscriber.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 10:16:40
It will be interesting to see her posed by somebody who knows how to make women look their best. I'll be willing to bet we will NOT be seeing any facials featuring a slight open mouthed fake smile (you know - the expression on EVERY SINGLE PICTURE OF HER).
Really, because whether her body was discovered or created in a lab, it's still a nice body.
By Tom Woolf, on June 12, 2009 10:38:17
So does this mean hubby is a suit-case pimp?
Just asking.
By "Brody", on June 12, 2009 11:22:17
Umm.
What kind of Christian poses naked for playboy?
Anyone see "I'm a Celebrity, get me out of here"?
She was PRAISE JESUS! And Hallelujah-ing EVERYWHERE. It was ridiculous.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 13:56:46
She'd look 188% better without that tumor!
Meaning Spencer!
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 14:32:06
HOW DID SHE GET FAMOUS AGAIN?????? there should be a movie spoof called 'NOT ANOTHER PALE WHITE GIRL WITH BLONDE HAIR'
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 15:34:37
This is the end of this whore. She's got nowhere to go now, now that everyone will see her tits, pussy & ass. there's nothing interesting or vaguely mysterious about her; she's a lying hypocrite (born again my ass!) who is spreading her legs to get attention. The only thing left for her (seeing as how she can't act, sing or dance) is to suck cock as a fluffer on porn movie sets...
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 16:11:52
I'm going to a more respectable magazine, Penthouse! Playboy just don't care anymore. Hef, your making larry flint look good. Congratulations!
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 07:13:25
Hugh just proved he's senile now. He caved in to this cunt. Time to retire the pimp card, he's wasting it on ugly bitches.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 07:19:54
Blondes are kryptonite to hef. He just can't walk away.
By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 07:24:30
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