Heidi Montag Was Tortured. Umm, And?

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  1. "with only water, rice and beans." "locked in a dark room for 3 days with no food or water" I hope she was locked in a room with no food or water. =]

    By It's all about the he said, she said., on June 8, 2009 06:09:03

  2. these 2 were actually locked in a room and tortured
    = ratings gold.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 06:20:02

  3. Sigh. I wish all you fucking half-wits who watch reality TV would STOP. Then all the pseudo-celebrities would quietly disappear, and television would be immeasurably improved.

    By JAC, on June 8, 2009 06:29:32

  4. Fuck these two bitches.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 06:32:24

  5. WHERE IS DAVE?????

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 06:37:27

  6. You mean a reality show is getting extreme hype from publicity stunts? Noooooooo way!

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 06:39:42

  7. Wow, those Braintrusts at NBC cancelled Knight Rider for this...idiots.

    By YeahIKilledKenny, on June 8, 2009 06:47:27

  8. well done michelle, well done.

    By brackman, on June 8, 2009 07:17:21

  9. I was watching it last week but it's totally turned into the Speidi show. Just more publicity for these two fucking nitwits. I never watched the hills, so maybe I should have known this, but I was SHOCKED that heidi is some sort of born again freak who constantly praises jesus and pronounces the "H" in Hallelujah. Get a fucking grip, you stupid, plastic bimbo. If I was a fundamentalist, which I'm so not, I'd be mortified to have her garnering publicity.

    I mean, I loved watching Lacey on Rock of Love, I'm not above a good "evil" character on a "reality" show. But seriously, these two are SO annoying, and no one called them on any of their shit, that I can't watch it anymore. I found myself wasting energy on being angry at them (I know!! shameful), rather than being entertained.

    I hope they just disappear very quickly.

    By ISBN, on June 8, 2009 07:24:01

  10. yea DAAAAVVVEEEE!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 07:42:02

  11. You should have post that pic of Heidi crying, and looking all plastic, from the reality show. She's ugly all made up, then to see her like that, bad skin and all. Woof.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 07:52:59

  12. H. pylori bacteria ate her stomach lining before she got there.

    Probably caught the infection by "swallowing" retard swimmers. She chased that with a box of crayons instead of vodka.

    Evolution is fun.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 07:57:07

  13. The mags have to stop giving these two pieces of pr hounds attention and then they will go away. All that they said was a lie. Do you really think NBC would do this and be sued for tens of millions.

    By Me mom is mean, on June 8, 2009 08:29:06

  14. I scanned that whole post for mention of Heidi in Playboy and I didn't see anything, so that post was a waste of time.

    By thebig28, on June 8, 2009 08:39:59

  15. If Spencer really needs the publicity maybe he could just learn how to tie a rope knot around his head and genitals like David Carradine?
    Ratings gold !
    The Heidi could marry Adam Glambert and start a new reality series, " Is My Husband... You Know?" Man, I gotta get a pitch meeting for that one !

    By Ari Gold, on June 8, 2009 08:48:01

  16. Heidi's incessant praise of "Lord Jesus" is as fake as her tits and face! I'm no Bible thumper, but she is utterly disgusting-- and there's nothing "Christian" about infamously spreading a sex-tape rumor about a former "best friend," and then turning around and marrying the Devil-incarnate: Spencer. How LOW can you go? They both obviously know no bounds. Desperate. And sick.

    By tugboat to hell, on June 8, 2009 09:16:15

  17. "Evolution is fun."

    Not for borderline retarded fundamentalists, it isn't. ;)

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 09:17:47

  18. Well, the "Rube Goldberg" reference definitively proves Michelle is NOT Todd. Todd is way too anti Semetic to give Jews credit for anything.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 09:20:40

  19. Dave.

    By Cubs Fan, on June 8, 2009 10:45:53

  20. is that gay-ass "speidi" crap REALLY necessary? for the love of the last vestige of intelligence this country has, at least stop this heave-inducing trendy bullshit until they are surgically grafted to each other... if that happens... knock yourself out...

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 10:51:32

  21. These 2 losers are pathetic: desperate, grasping & low. They really do deserve the names "TWIT and TWAT"...

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 11:13:26

  22. Reading what Michelle is trying to shove down our throats as funny make me miss Dave. Sorry I ever called you an unfunny piece of shit dave. I didn't mean it baby. can you come home now?

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 11:14:35

  23. So, this leg spread attention slut was "locked in a room for 3 days without food or water", eh?

    How about locking her in a room "without air"...

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 11:15:57

  24. I don't think an ulcer like that just happens over night. Or in a "torture" chamber.

    Do they seriously think people are stupid and don't realize everything about them is fake? Everything they say and do is fake. So of course all this is fake. They are attention whores.

    By Rebecca the Great, on June 8, 2009 11:20:23

  25. Are they kidding? If they were locked in a dark room w/ little or no food and water for three days, it would be a frigging ratings bonanza. All they'd have to do is televize it!

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 11:46:58

  26. Michelle deserves your support as Dave was only marking time here until he became some old lady's boytoy. He is probably cleaning Liza Minnelli's windows in a french maid outfit as I write this.
    Besides, someone has to be there to edit this site when Todd starts hallucinating that Megan Fox is everywhere in his apartment and needs some good quality bed rest.

    By D. Carradine, Ooops, Thailand, on June 8, 2009 12:01:44

  27. All I can say is:





    DIE SPEIDI, DIEEEEE!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 13:16:38

  28. These 2 managed to sabotage their own "image" and reputation from the 4 show they were in, they are dilusional and they look down upon everyone that isn't as "rich and famous" like them - spoken in Spencer's words. Man ho man, if they ever had a chance to have a "career" - they can kiss it goodbye.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 13:40:14

  29. Dave sucked...I like Michelle

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 13:52:29

  30. wow...three posts and I'm already bored with Michelle....I do believe that's a record. Three very unfunny posts. Dave really should be brought back. He didn't leave so much as he was let go from IDLYITW. Sad...HE actually knew a joke from a crappy humourless opinion. Michelle = epic fail

    By BRING DAVE BACK NOW, on June 8, 2009 14:26:03

  31. #30- Wow, such a rant from some fat slob sitting in front of his/her computer demanding to be entertained. I'd say whiny, gossip site commenters with too much time on their hands who throw tantrums no matter WHO is writing = a much grander epic fail.

    By PAHILWI1, on June 8, 2009 15:21:32

  32. Why don't you guys stop your fucking bitching about Michelle? Dave sure has been interested in this blog lately-too bad he didn't give a shit when he was here.

    Lay off Michelle and all your fucking negative comments. Why don't you post something funnier instead of your bashing? Now, wouldn't THAT be fun, Dave?

    By Tell Dave to go away, on June 8, 2009 15:30:58

  33. I think Dave is the one posting in here about missing Dave. We aren't buying it!
    Michelle-keep it up honey!

    By FemBot, on June 8, 2009 16:20:36

  34. michelle is cornball...haul in the next lame ass "moderator"

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 17:04:59

  35. #31 and 32 ...eat dick you fucking suck ups

    By fuck you you clowns , on June 8, 2009 17:07:14

  36. I'm Australian, and I must say that these two are not very famous down under. My knowledge of them is entirely based on posts from IDLYITW, yet I already loathe them!

    By Red Cat, on June 8, 2009 18:04:03

  37. ENOUGH with the fucking one-name for celebrity couples already! Speidi? How about Shag - short for shithead and douche bag

    By keith, on June 9, 2009 01:24:26

  38. ...and i totally didnt help.

    By Rafe, on June 9, 2009 05:31:43

  39. She was probably throwing up because shes pregnant. Its called 'morning sickness' Heidi. And they say having anal is the best way to assure the baby is mine...so back up.

    By hateherbutwillfuckher, on June 9, 2009 07:02:29

  40. I had an ulcer and believe me, it hurts like a motherfucker. You can throw up blood; the thing can eat it's way through your stomach wall. You lose weight, as you can't eat most things because it hurts. You can't "not" eat either, because it hurts on an empty stomach as well (acid gets in contact with the open sore). It sucks dick. So if she has that, then I understand why she needed to get to the hospital and, certainly, leave the show because she needs to go on a proper diet ASAP, in addition to the meds.

    Having said that, does it look to anyone else like she is mildly retarded? That misshapen face she has and those face gestures she sometimes makes. I don't think she's just plain stupid. Spencer is an idiot with an IQ lower than that of a house cockroach.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:52:07

  41. #35. I challenge to write something funnier each time you critize. Can't do it, huh? Pussy. Clowns...bahahahahaa...you are so funny, NOT! Do clowns have dicks? Nah...just big feet, big noses and blow hards.

    By Is that the best you got, on June 9, 2009 14:53:40

  42. infinity LOL's @ #5

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 21:02:19

  43. Jesus, these two are so fragile. What? Are they made out of spun sugar? Blech. Can we PLEASE be done with them? They are both really hard to look at.

    By OhPleaseMary, on June 10, 2009 07:13:36

  44. I actually watched that program with them being in the "torture chamber" and there was nothing bad about it. all they had to do was sleep in the dark - boohoo! I was hoping for something really grueling, but there are challenges on this show scarier than that chamber.
    maybe her silicon just licked into her stomach? or god finally got tired of these jerks besmirching his name.

    By angelInstead, on June 10, 2009 23:31:03

  45. Nobody is ever gonna be happy with anyone who comes on here besides Todd. Since Jenny left, all ppl do is bash the other writers. So, I say, bring Jenny back and please the mob.

    By Gladiator, on June 12, 2009 11:08:08

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