50 Comments:

1. Just a simple yes or no question, Michelle - will you show us your tits?

   By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 09:44:33

2. Yay Michelle! <3

   By Chantelle, on June 3, 2009 09:54:41

3. Does Michelle like pear necklaces?

   By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 09:59:10

4. now kiddies....lets all try and be a little bit nicer to Michelle than we were to Dave...

   By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 10:07:47

5. Michelle...i cn tell awready that you will suk big-tame

   By Dave, on June 3, 2009 10:23:07

6. All aboard...chooooo choooooo!!!!

   By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 10:30:44

7. Sorry, nobody will ever be as funny as Todd.

   By Jessica, on June 3, 2009 10:40:08

8. Michelle may be funny, but we can't really give her a blowjob now can we?

   By All Of Todd's Stalkers, on June 3, 2009 10:47:05

9. fucking great, i'm sure she'll be just as terrible as dave.

   By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 10:59:43

10. Does this mean that Dave is now professionally some old lady's boy toy?
    
    A woman's perspective is certainly welcome, but why not get Perez Hilton then? Isn't that the same thing, essentially?

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 11:00:50

11. Welcome aboard, Michelle.
    
    By the way, nice pic of Angelina, as she prepares to suck my dingus wangus...

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 11:04:51

12. How about posting a pic of Michelle? How about also posting a pic of her mother?

    By Midlife Bachelor, on June 3, 2009 11:08:27

13. I hope she's not fat.

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 11:12:35

14. I just have one question for Michelle: do you swallow?

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 11:22:35

15. As a long time reader I would think Michelle is here for the health insurance.

    By Morgan, on June 3, 2009 11:35:15

16. Seriously, chicks are never funny. Jenny was proof.

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 11:42:58

17. welcome aboard the waters fine!

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 11:45:49

18. A new era has begun! First Jenny, then Todd, the Dave, now Michelle. I'm tingling.

    By Sod, on June 3, 2009 11:51:17

19. @#4.....that won't be a problem so long as Michelle is funnier than Dave. Which shouldn't prove difficult given Dave's pitiful, humor challenged status.

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 11:51:45

20. C'mon you guys! "Show us your tits." Did Jenny ever show you her tits? No, of course not, so don't expect much from Michelle either.
    
    But can we at least find out if she's hot?

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 12:06:14

21. I had some funny shit to say and then I read #1 and I've got nothing.

    By thebig28, on June 3, 2009 12:10:38

22. @#20...doesn't matter if Jenny ever did or not - this is fresh meat and you don't know unless you ask, you coward!

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 13:07:55

23. As long as she's funnier than Dave and as hot or hotter than Jenny, she'll do just fine.
    

    By Jester, on June 3, 2009 13:59:08

24. She'd better not be Dave in a wig and makeup. We're going to see through that right away.
    
    

    By Cubs Fan, on June 3, 2009 14:15:10

25. Michelle: Tits or GTFO.
    
    ..
    
    Just kidding, nice to have you.
    Seriously though, will you show us your tits?

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 14:35:52

26. man, is she fat? c'mon!

    By no fat chicks, on June 3, 2009 15:17:02

27. Hello Michelle. Please post some naked photos of Viggo Mortensen, Chris Cornell, and/ or Hugh Jackman.
    
    Thank you and good day.

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 16:06:50

28. I would just be happy knowing she is into anal...

    By simple dude, on June 3, 2009 17:10:44

29. Watch your back, Michelle... Todd's been going thru contributors the way we go thru Kleenex.

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 18:10:54

30. welcome michelle!!!

    By Grace Yip, on June 3, 2009 19:06:55

31. Michelle, please disregard #27. Gay dudes living in West Hollywood should not post on this website.

    By anonymous, on June 3, 2009 19:52:43

32. Hey Michelle don't turn this site into a cock fest now that would be disgusting ,just post a couple of pics of some moron who you think is hot and that's it the rest of the "news" should be about sexy WOMEN and their drinking or upskirt problems

    By GET RID OF THE POP UP DAMN IT, on June 3, 2009 22:42:28

33. "cock fest" heh heh heh.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2009 01:29:51

34. Also, please post just about anything on Johnny Depp or Bradley Cooper. George Clooney. This taco fest is getting really old.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2009 01:31:13

35. Tits please. I'm asking nicely. SHOW US YOUR TITS WOMAN!
    Welcome - now free the twins.
    I know Jenny had a myspace page so we expect to at least see something about YOU Michelle.
    Also, plese confirm that your a indeed a two LL Michelle. Thank you - that is all (don't forget the tits)

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2009 03:14:50

36. Why does Michelle look so releived to be pissing on those flowers??

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2009 03:40:20

37. Michelle's writing is the worst.

    By premature eviscerater, on June 4, 2009 04:08:04

38. Bienvenida, Michelle. I hope you can hang with the freaks around here. It'll be nice to see something other than tits & ass on the front page, 24-7, 365.

    By cinco, on June 4, 2009 06:20:35

39. Welcome to the dark side Michelle.

    By Trax, on June 4, 2009 07:25:41

40. #3. Awesome

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2009 07:26:26

41. Maybe Michelle is gay.
    
    If that's the case, this site just got better and will remain cock-free.
    
    Or, maybe Michelle is a dude, in which case it just got better and more interesting.
    
    Anyway, welcome Michelle. Please show us your tits. Unless, of course, you're really a dude.

    By anonymous, on June 4, 2009 08:50:07

42. Screw, Michelle. I want to see that cock Todd's always bragging about.

    By Lisa, on June 4, 2009 09:20:55

43. #24, love the name, woot go Cubbies!!!

    By Trax, on June 4, 2009 09:37:41

44. Sorry Lisa, that shit is under serious lock and key.

    By Todd's girlfriend, on June 4, 2009 10:40:22

45. great, now its a fucking sausage fest

    By johnsonville, on June 4, 2009 17:35:04

46. That is my name you fuck sticks!

    By Mah titties are perfect!, on June 4, 2009 21:51:41

47. these comments are funnier than the post. and I definitely concur with all of todd's stalkers and lisa...and I think he's referring to me when he mentions marriage proposals haha! ooooh #44, enjoy him!

    By Todd's wishful BM, on June 5, 2009 08:52:32

48. i dont like michelle. she's trying way too hard. NOTFUNNYYYY

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 07:44:34

49. Michelle is awesome and really funny.

    By jen, on June 15, 2009 08:36:07

50. Laughing at "taco fest". Welcome, Michelle!!

    By Jes, on June 25, 2009 09:36:35