72 Comments:

1. i would LOVE a survey monkey of top 50 so i don't have to waste my live browsing 4 years of IDLYITW that I have already read! lol. Pretty please?

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 18:43:09

2. Paris Hilton exposed

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 18:59:21

3. wow, pic is back in the day when angelina jolie was stunning. Yeah, not so much now.

   By Grace Yip, on June 15, 2009 19:09:42

4. I don't know about Top 10 Posts, but that picture of Britney making a horrified face in a car, while wearing (unintentionally) clown-like makeup is one of the BEST photos ever displayed, and I've only seen it here. Always hilarious.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 19:29:25

5. I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! I've been reading IDLYITW for longer than I can recall and I check into this blog every.single.day. Here's to many more years of awesomely hilarious and witty posts! :D

   By Jubilation, on June 15, 2009 21:09:54

6. Fucking great idea, Todd! This is a no brainer for me...here's my list of the best posts (by tag lines) - 1 being the highest and 10 being the lowest:
   
   1) Kelly Brook Is Topless (and all of the rest of the posts of her!) (1/4/08, etc.)
   2) Poppy The Page 3 Girl (3/7/09)
   3) Lucy Pinder And Sophie Howard Are Topless Again (6/17/08)
   4) Amy Alexander And Michelle Bass Are Topless (3/30/08)
   5) God Save The Queen (7/25/07)
   6) **All Keeley Hazell Posts!!** (as of now!)
   7) Eva Herzigova Is Naked And Pregnant (4/9/08 - I know, I know...why the sexy pregnant lady? Only 'cause I have a 12mo. old son and after seeing his mother during her pregnancy, this is what I was hoping she'd look like.
   8) Dita Von Links - 09/13/07
   9) *I came up too short!* Please make sure everyone brins?
   10) Even though they haven't been displayed yet - Melissa (from IDLYITHW)

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 21:35:55

7. One of the Top 10 has got to be "Megan Fox Needs to Upgrade" posted by Todd on Monday, 30 July 2007. It was his first post on the woman who would later become his obsession and the piece that, I predict, will be the one most referenced at his stalking & kidnapping trial.

   By Barker, on June 15, 2009 21:38:58

8. Dave's LAST post.

   By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 02:23:32

9. the one where Denise Richards has her pussy hanging out by a pool...

   By Lee Cadaver, on June 16, 2009 02:54:37

10. That skinny chick from NJ and american idol was the best post ever. She's the reason I'm here. Can't remember her name which makes it even better.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 03:12:15

11. 1.) Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Broke Up
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/07/megan-fox-and-brian-austin-green-broke-up.html
    
    2.) Explain It to Me
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/02/explain-it-to-me.html
    
    3.) Brian Austin Green is Single
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/02/brian-austin-green-is-single.html

    By TheSlush, on June 16, 2009 03:23:46

12. "Angelina Jolie takes them for a walk"
    March, 08.
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/03/angelina-jolie-takes-them-for-a-walk.html

    By Sall , on June 16, 2009 03:41:24

13. The best Todd post was Angelina Jolie is probably pregnant where he wrote "I just hope she's pregnant. Because unless Brad Pitt isn't busy doing stem cell research or infiltrating North Korea's nuclear testing facility, I fail to understand why his penis isn't inside Angelina Jolie at all times." That was tooo funny and true Todd wit.
    

    By Judy, on June 16, 2009 03:56:11

14. I agree with a survey of your selections. Otherwise, you'll likely get some really random stuff. You know your gems; give us a few goodies from which to choose. Happy anniversary!

    By Corrina, on June 16, 2009 04:04:29

15. My # 1 line from IDLYITW: 'Dat burnin mains it's cleanin' y'all!

    By coolpapa, on June 16, 2009 04:07:11

16. love the site, check it every day. you rock, ALL the posts are great.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 04:58:27

17. "I've never wanted to fuck a doily so much in my life."
    
    I still laugh at this sentence.
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/11/carrie-underwood-is-the-big-winner.html
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 05:12:38

18. Antonella from American Idol and the one with Paris Hilton blowing Cee-Lo

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 05:22:36

19. One of my favorite posts was about that European muscled Guido who had the same facial expression in every pic. The comments were hilarious. I can't find the post in the archive section, though.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 05:22:44

20. Always liked the Megan Fox stuff . . . either topless or da red dress
    
    Some of the stuff that is out of the ordinary like Sarah MacLaughlan
    
    Some of the skags like Spears, Jameson, Hogan, Lohan and Hilton can go

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 05:30:40

21. Kill The Batman
    Tue, April 29, 2008
    
    "and by the way, I'm calling it now - Heath Ledger will win Best Supporting Actor whether he deserves it or not."
    
    I thought that was worth mentioning since you were 100% right.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 05:33:07

22. Tom Brady has three Super Bowl rings, two Super Bowl MVP trophies, three Pro Bowl appearances, a Sportsman of the Year award and looks like Matt Damon if Matt Damon was 1,000 times better looking. Bridget Moynahan was in I, Robot. I just don't see how Tom Brady is going to get over this. Oh, I know, by going into any bar in America and having more asses in his lap than Santa.
    
    I've quoted that last line (more asses in his lap than Santa) countless times since it was first posted on IDLYITW. It is still incredibly funny.
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/12/tom-brady-is-all-yours-ladies.html

    By Bad Idea, on June 16, 2009 05:56:04

23. I've really enjoyed your stuff for the last 2 and a half years. You keep getting better, too.
    Top ten? Any 10 of your BS (Britney Spears) posts. Plus your next Blowhan post. Thanks for the great entertainment!

    By Scott T, on June 16, 2009 05:58:55

24. This semi-recent one is classic.
    
    "Jennifer Aniston is Adopting"
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/labels/jennifer%20aniston.html

    By jtg, on June 16, 2009 06:18:43

25. All time best line on this site:
    
    Jesus, a threesome with Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil? That's not sex, that's something you'd be forced to do in one of the Saw movies if you wanted to unlock the bear trap around your head.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 06:21:49

26. #10, antonella barba form american idol. yup, thats how i was also introduced to this site, and have never left.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 06:27:11

27. #26, that's what introduced me to this site too. lol.

    By chick, on June 16, 2009 06:47:37

28. I personally liked Janice Dickinson Reject Penis Present. One of the few Dave posts that had me laughing. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/04/dickinson-rejects-penis-present.html

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 07:15:47

29. Make sure to include the post where you wrote "the only thing a white guy can do for Kim Kardassian is give her directions to a black guy's house..." only funny thing you wrote in 4 years

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 07:24:22

30. My top five:
    1) Anything with Angelina
    2) Anything with Lucy Pinder
    3) Anything with Johnny Depp
    4) Anything with Orlando Bloom
    5) The post when Britney shaved her head
    

    By bi chick, on June 16, 2009 07:35:17

31. I love the sense of humor used in degrading skanks! Congratulations!

    By Lucy, on June 16, 2009 08:04:45

32. pear necklace & all the comments that ensued...

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 08:14:17

33. ˙sʇsod ¡ouıʍ ןןɐ

    By ¡ ouıʍ, on June 16, 2009 08:15:09

34. http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/07/brad-and-angelina-conceived-through-in-vitro.html
    
    That post made me shoot rice out my nose.
    
    "If my semen ever landed on Angelina Jolie, I'm pretty sure I'd want a video montage like they show at weddings and a picture of my sperm throwing their graduation caps in the air."

    By Anivair, on June 16, 2009 08:19:46

35. Whatever Jenny posted. The best stuff.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 08:37:58

36. anything during britneys super-psycho period =)

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 09:27:00

37. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/08/kim-kardashian-is-a-trannycat-doll.html

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 09:45:36

38. Gotta give props to the chick from American Idol from NJ- that's how I found IDLYITW, loved it ever since

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 10:02:08

39. rachel ray has nipples! all the way!
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/09/rachael-ray-has-nipples.html
    

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 10:23:21

40. Dunno, but they're all written by either Todd or Jenny.

    By Cubs Fan, on June 16, 2009 10:50:04

41. Best post ever! http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/04/jennifer-aniston-is-adopting-a-kid-not-more-cats.html

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 11:01:54

42. How it all began:
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/04/kelly-clarkson-is-wet.html
    

    By she's HEALTHY!, on June 16, 2009 11:16:51

43. 1. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/06/paris-hilton-is-back-in-jail.html
    
    2. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/08/britney-spears-might-be-a-killer-lesbian-stripper.html
    
    
    Both of those are the top two for their pics. Paris Hilton crying in a cop car and Britney's clown face make-up with priceless expression are pure gold!

    By The Kath, on June 16, 2009 11:23:15

44. Jenny's homage to Chris Farley. Nuff' said.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 11:34:29

45. I have enjoyed IDLYTW and tried my best to make semi-funny posts, but I believe you should do this in contest form. That is, the best, most witty selection gets a prize of some type, or Todd agrees to go for sorely needed Megan Fox rehab.

    By Morgan, on June 16, 2009 11:39:48

46. I second the vote for the pear necklace. That shit was classic.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 11:52:15

47. Johnny Depp is cool #3234 (or whatever the # was) -about how he gave that kid his fedora.
    
    The Johnny Depp post about him recording a get well soon message to the girl in the coma.
    
    The videos that showed Paris and Nicky Hilton talking like morons about people with public school educations, chinks and niggers. They are nasty, small minded, stupid little cretins and those videos laid it out for everyone. I hope you post this one again whether it wins the vote or not. They should be forced to acknowledge their horrid behavior.
    
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 12:02:27

48. I agree with #7....the start of my Megan Fox obsession...also, this was the first story I ever read on IDLYITW and it's what hooked me...a great piece of investigative journalism:
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/02/antonella-blowjob-barba.html

    By Ted, on June 16, 2009 12:57:40

49. Good ol' Asslee Simpleton in her pre plastic phase.
    
    Messica Simpleton and John Mayer's scatoligic phase
    
    Cisco Adler's penis
    
    Early Blohan

    By Sami, on June 16, 2009 13:11:18

50. britney spears driving kids in convertable...cisco adler...

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 14:20:15

51. This pic is from when Angie was cool. She had some meat on her bones, she didn't have that nose job and she was fun. Now she's a plastic faced freak, skinny-gross, and dreary. She is now so uptight and smug and insufferable. Angie FUCK OFF about the third world already PLEASE!!!! Nobody in the USA cares about Darfur and Iraq etc. They cause their own problems. They can solve their own problems.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 14:33:39

52. The one where Shitney almost dropped the kid on the sidewalk in NYC, then the 70's porn star bodyguard saved him, and finally she's sitting in a restaurant, crying and making this horrendo frowny face. Best. Post. Ever.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 15:38:01

53. #51- your an ignorant american fuck ...that's why the world is how it is, because of uneducated assholes like you.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 16:05:22

54. Hi! I'm high posted by Jenny on Wed, September 26, 2007
    Britney Spears is Still Retarded and Gross posted by Todd on Tue, September 25, 2007
    Britney Spears is Officially a Degenerate posted by Jenny on Tue, September 18, 2007
    The Emmys Were Last Night posted by Todd on Mon, September 17, 2007
    OJ Simpson is Still a Criminalposted by Jenny on Fri, September 14, 2007
    The VMAs Were Retarded posted by Jenny on Mon, September 10, 2007
    Brad Pitt Answers Jennifer Aniston Questions posted by Todd on Thu, September 6, 2007
    Britney Spears is Still a Wonderful Mother posted by Jenny on Mon, August 27, 2007
    Kimberly Stewart Has a Hot Ass posted by Jenny on Tue, August 21, 2007
    Rod Stewart's Kids Suck posted by Jenny on Thu, August 2, 2007
    Hayden Panettiere is Short posted by Todd on Mon, July 30, 2007
    Britney Spears Causes Trouble in Las Vegas posted by Jenny on Fri, July 27, 2007
    Helen Mirren is Wearing a Bikini posted by Todd on Wed, July 16, 2008
    Paris is in Court and Crying posted by Jenny on Fri, June 8, 2007
    Britney Spears is the Picture of Mental Health posted by Todd on Mon, February 19, 2007
    Jennifer Aniston is a Joy To Work With posted by Todd on Tue, March 31, 2009
    Brock Hogan Isn't Making This Difficult posted by Todd on Fri, July 25, 2008
    The 2006 AMAs Were Last Night posted by Todd on Wed, November 22, 2006
    Tina Fey is Honest posted by Jenny on Thu, November 16, 2006
    

    By willa dodge, on June 16, 2009 16:28:33

55. My personal fav that had me rolling was the post that showed Palin sunbathing and You said instead of looking at this for 4 years... we had to spend 4 years looking at a first lady that looks like the Dad in Good Times in one of your Aunts wigs. I chuckled about that one for days..lol

    By Em, on June 16, 2009 17:12:38

56. I vote best of Vigilante and the original Blingy Washington when he was first released from prison.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 17:28:51

57. Oh god, so many. How can I choose just one? well, the one that had me crackin' up up for a while was the one about Heidi Klum and seal getting married. The mention of jLo was High-larious.

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 17:46:33

58. Pear Necklace

    By BukkNekkid , on June 16, 2009 18:40:52

59. The one where a top Madam rated all the stars based on how much per hour she could get for them. It confirmed that Lilo would be banged by the most guys per night.
    
    Also the one about the meathead who posts endless pictures of his arms on the net. I think it's the same one that #19 is referring to.

    By Red Cat, on June 16, 2009 19:13:35

60. I don't know if anyone else remembers this one, but there was a post about Ashlee Simpson freaking out about Pete Wentz talking to a group of girls (this was awhile ago, before they were married). The rest of the post went something like: "Ashlee doesn't need to worry about this. She could leave Pete Wentz alone in a room with a group of girls and when she came back all they'd be doing is painting each other's nails and talking about Zac Efron. Ooh he's so dreamy!"
    
    So hilarious!
    

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 19:41:56

61. Your best work are the titles.
    
    "John minus Kate, minus eight, plus some other chick."

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 02:54:59

62. Angie's body looks great in the photo, but everything else looks fug. Just how did this bitch end up royalty?

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 03:33:07

63. Another good one: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20080613/kim%20kardashian%20photoshoot%20june%2013/

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 04:45:44

64. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/11/tyra-banks-talks-about-vagina.html
    
    The comments, lmao

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 06:57:34

65. 1. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/06/lindsay-lohan-is-busy.html
    
    2.http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/04/cameron-diaz-is-attention-whore.html
    3. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/03/pussycat-dolls-are-wardrobe.html
    

    By sara, on June 17, 2009 09:07:56

66. Wow, Angelina looked so sexy when she was consuming food.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 13:31:17

67. Definitely the post where Todd said "I would drill her until we were no longer dependent on foreign oil" - has to be one of the most classic lines on this site.

    By Mad Dog, on June 18, 2009 07:32:58

68. Cisco Adler's GIANT NUT SACK post was th ebest ever.

    By Ball Zack, on June 18, 2009 10:30:30

69. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/03/marykate-olsen-has-a-new-boyfriend.html
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2008/04/jennifer-tilly-is-still-hot.html
    
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2006/11/britney-spears-is-only-sexy-on-paper.html

    By gorganzola, on June 18, 2009 23:10:41

70. Really no need to search the archives, Todd's posts have a way of sticking with you - FOR LIFE! The very first comment of his that got me hooked was Carmen Electra studying physics. Todd commented, "the only thing scientific she needs know is that the blue line means you're pregnant."
    Ashlee Simpson trying to scoop Ryan Phillipe: "the last time a Simpson overreached like this, two people were left dead."
    Any post where Todd admits the guy is extremely good-looking (R. Philippe, R. Reynolds, D. Beckham): "What the hell, I'd let him hit it. Who am I kidding, I've had worse."
    Any post similar that resembles what #17 & #67 stated. I personally like (in reference to J. Biel) "I'd pound her ass into a fine powder."
    Thanks and keep up the good work 'Todd'!!
    My first post ever!!

    By Dee, on June 19, 2009 04:15:04

71. Todd's posts always, always make me laugh! He has way with words!

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2009 08:07:28

72. My absolute favorite post of all time was when Britney had just shaved her head and had attacked a pap with that umbrella. Todd's post quoted the first Terminator movie by saying something like "She can't be reasoned with or bargained, and she will not STOP, UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!" ... it was fucking comic genious.

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2009 08:07:33