Oklahoma City is obviously the natural habitat of the great white shark. Alba should be protesting how racist it is to call a shark a "great white". The only shark with black in the title is the Black Tip Shark. What are they trying to say about black's tipping? Shame on nature, Jessica Alba, Oklahoma, and blacks that don't tip well.
She seems kinda... slow with this whale stuff. Does she have a pre-nup with Mr. Alba? I would love to talk with him. Ummm... anyone got his cell number? Wait! There goes an ambulance ! Gotta run! Later !
# 12 you are so right. Fuck # 10. And Jessica Alba is so fucking stupid. First she doesn't like being "ethnic". Then she wants a brown baby that speaks Spanish. Why would her baby be brown? She's half White, her boyfriend is White, and they speak English. Does she even speak Spanish? And she lives in the USA for fucks sake! We speak English. Move down South, and drink the water bitch!
Yeah, I'm from Oklahoma City and we have a HUGE problem with great whites down here. Seeing as how we're about 1000 miles from the nearest ocean, what the fuck was she doing here? Why was she here in the first place... the collective IQ is already low... we need this waste of space to dumb down the city even further. My head hurts just thinking about this.
Very cute, but also very stupid. I wonder why hollywood keeps puking out hotties like her & Megan fox, who can't walk & chew gum at the same time. What a dumbass...
what are you working on jessica? that's cute but its old information. the great white shark are the fbi and the republican party. lol. that's pretty good research, but you won't be able to go any further.
@ #25- That is terrible! But what about my country? In France they kill thousands of frogs for their legs! They taste so good with a butter sauce, like Carla !
Evidently, there are no ichthyologists out there. People, she was trying to save the land shark! The cleverest species of them all! Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh. Candygram. I'm a dolphin, ma'am.
What is it with stupid ass celebs and Oklahoma? We don't like it when you come and deface our shit, Jessicka, buy pot, Mr Home Aloner, and die, Miss Dana Plato. Please do that in Arkansas from now on. They could use some news.
Jessica Alba is one of those chicks likes being "spontaneous" to prove she's not boring.
Because she's not fat, hasn't crashed into anything sloppy drunk and has mastered the skill of covering her girl parts with underwear, the prosecutor will decide not to press charges.
wow, the misogyny just pours out of fuckers, doesn't it? Do you have any context for her actions? Not from this site. So just enjoy the pictures and stay in your mom's basement, kay?
#10...We dont hate Latins! Dont be rediculas...You are just tanned us...its the Jews who dont consider themselves white and the overdone people we dont like....
How dumb can u get....She commits a crime and then poses for photos.... Would your employer fire you after seeing you all over the news? Hollywood should be burned to the ground and all its so called stars be lined up and shot.
#30: "Rich bitch, is a dumb ego centric cunt." #31: "Fuck this cunt." #38: "Stupid, vapid, insipid, self important BITCH." #44: "SEND THAT DUMB BITCH TO JAIL STUPID CUNT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY POSTING SHIT ABOUT SHARKS THERE IS NO OCEAN THERE YOU DUMB SKANK" #45: "Is this dumb cunt going to be arrested?" #57: "Stupid bitch."
If this is what I have to do to be a man, I guess I never was one...and I'm okay with that.
62. bud, you're gay, so don't even fucking pretend you actually care about women. That's the biggest pack of shit the queers try to pass off on women: that they "care" about them. They don't. They just want to fuck their boyfriends.
Also, 10 to 1, most of the anti-Alba posts were written by women. Dumbass.
As a dude, I of course want to fuck a hot chick like her bigtime. But, at the same time, I don't want to get near any chick that has major drama issues. This chick is stupid enough to create all sorts of dramma. The pussy just ain't worth it...
#62. Guess what fool, I'm a woman AND from Oklahoma. I have the right to be outraged when a C list starlet, who as a mother should have at least some common sense, by her own admission gets sucked into a wack-job's crusade to deface our property without thinking it through. It's not misogyny when it's real. She WAS stupid and she IS a bitch.
oh, denial? was that what I was feeling while my wife and I shared a nooner? Thanks for straightening me out on that...
to #69: I didn't start an argument, I was making observations. The argument I was avoiding was whether I'm gay or not.
#73: thanks, but that one's older than most of the commentators on this site.
now, can we get back to a moderate level of jocular sexism and just enjoy the pictures of Alba's bikini body, as I suggested with my first post to this thread?
What?! This no-talent ass-clown bitch was defacing MY city?! Fuck her!! I hope her bitch ass gets thrown in the Oklahoma County jail with all of the meth heads!
75 Comments:
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By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 09:53:19
I'll bet she fucks like a great white shark -- all teeth and nails.
By Bill Clinton, on June 9, 2009 09:58:29
I think the link here is that Jessica is Latin America's Great White hope.
Both are doomed.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:00:35
Stupid puta.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:07:23
Must have his google set to 'celebrity', because I tried the same thing and I didn't see her on the first three pages.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:11:39
She is really hot, but she really needs to stop trying to think... it just doesnt work for her
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:17:14
still hotter than megan fox.
and alba rules the beach pics.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:17:23
I thought the pictures were her being attacked by a great white shark...ironeeeee!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:20:37
I <3 Michelle.
By thebig28, on June 9, 2009 10:32:13
another racist cracker hating on us beautiful latinos. Theonly doomed thing here is ur nasty hick ass , get a life
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:35:37
Oklahoma City is obviously the natural habitat of the great white shark. Alba should be protesting how racist it is to call a shark a "great white". The only shark with black in the title is the Black Tip Shark. What are they trying to say about black's tipping? Shame on nature, Jessica Alba, Oklahoma, and blacks that don't tip well.
By A-COD, on June 9, 2009 10:39:46
#10, get a grenade and put it in your big latino mouth.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:42:42
She seems kinda... slow with this whale stuff. Does she have a pre-nup with Mr. Alba? I would love to talk with him. Ummm... anyone got his cell number?
Wait! There goes an ambulance ! Gotta run! Later !
By Lionel Hutz Esquire, on June 9, 2009 10:46:23
it is undeniable alba is hotter than megan fox
By pseudononymous, on June 9, 2009 10:51:11
This is the kind of shit you do when all of your brains have been fucked out.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:00:37
It's save the fucking WHALES, Jessucka. The big lovable WHALES. Nobody cares about the damn great white sharks. Definitely not in OKLAHOMA.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:02:22
LOL @ 12
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:12:25
sharks dont have nails...
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:15:22
LOL, #16, seriously, did she confuse sharks with whales or dolphins? Why would she do this?
As far as her looks, I think she's definitely hotter than Magan. No doubt about that.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:15:48
Someone should tell that mother to take care of her fucking kid instead of putting up stupid shark posters.
By Ton, on June 9, 2009 11:28:14
The most boring woman on the planet.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:30:35
#5: It's called sarcasm, dumbass.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:36:24
# 12 you are so right. Fuck # 10. And Jessica Alba is so fucking stupid. First she doesn't like being "ethnic". Then she wants a brown baby that speaks Spanish. Why would her baby be brown? She's half White, her boyfriend is White, and they speak English. Does she even speak Spanish? And she lives in the USA for fucks sake! We speak English. Move down South, and drink the water bitch!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:38:47
Yeah, I'm from Oklahoma City and we have a HUGE problem with great whites down here. Seeing as how we're about 1000 miles from the nearest ocean, what the fuck was she doing here? Why was she here in the first place... the collective IQ is already low... we need this waste of space to dumb down the city even further. My head hurts just thinking about this.
By JK, on June 9, 2009 11:53:20
The message is lost but I imagine it's about this
"100 million sharks are killed each year for their fins"
go watch the documentary on sharkwater.com
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:54:55
Todd, when you quit this site - because it's sucked since Jenny sold it - let us know where we can find you.
By Cubs Fan, on June 9, 2009 12:44:47
hey michelle! u were not-notfunny! hurray for u!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 12:49:24
Very cute, but also very stupid. I wonder why hollywood keeps puking out hotties like her & Megan fox, who can't walk & chew gum at the same time. What a dumbass...
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 12:54:54
If I was on that beach that day those pics were taken I would have caught a charge...
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 12:54:58
It's fucked up that normal people, with their mundane jobs... have to pay for her vandalism. Rich bitch, is a dumb ego centric cunt.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 13:32:14
She has blisters on her vagina on a regular basis. Nothing she ever does or says can overcome that. Fuck this cunt.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 13:55:03
what are you working on jessica? that's cute but its old information. the great white shark are the fbi and the republican party. lol. that's pretty good research, but you won't be able to go any further.
By Herman Bumfudle, on June 9, 2009 14:27:13
@ #25- That is terrible! But what about my country?
In France they kill thousands of frogs for their legs! They taste so good with a butter sauce, like Carla !
By Mr. Sarkozy To You, on June 9, 2009 14:37:44
Listen, even I don't do batshit stuff like that.
By Kim Il Jong, Dear Leader, North Korea, on June 9, 2009 14:38:54
#23 Her boyfriend (husband) Cash Warren isn't white, he mixed race. He is the son of actor Michael Warren, who is black.
You are right about the fact that Jessica Alba is a moron.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 14:46:30
Wow, I SOOOO hope she gets prosecuted.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:12:17
Woooo ohh here she comes, she's a Maneater!
Crazy bitch!
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:16:49
Stupid, vapid, insipid, self important BITCH.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:17:35
Michelle is decent and all, but Todd is the funniest motherfucker on earth. Period.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:26:07
Evidently, there are no ichthyologists out there. People, she was trying to save the land shark! The cleverest species of them all! Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh. Candygram. I'm a dolphin, ma'am.
By rob, on June 9, 2009 15:34:04
What is it with stupid ass celebs and Oklahoma? We don't like it when you come and deface our shit, Jessicka, buy pot, Mr Home Aloner, and die, Miss Dana Plato. Please do that in Arkansas from now on. They could use some news.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:44:19
Forget United Way, support the sharks!
What an idiot.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:52:31
What kind of awareness is she trying to raise? Is it save the sharks? Or is it more like, look out! These sharks will bite your ass off! Bacon rules.
By Rafe, on June 9, 2009 16:08:14
SEND THAT DUMB BITCH TO JAIL STUPID CUNT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY POSTING SHIT ABOUT SHARKS THERE IS NO OCEAN THERE YOU DUMB SKANK
By JESSICA ALBA YOU ARE STUPID, on June 9, 2009 16:22:59
Is this dumb cunt going to be arrested? If it were you or me, we'd be sitting in the pokey right now facing major fines.
I don't like Megan Fox but in no way is this bitch hotter. She peaked years ago and is now only slightly cute.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 17:38:08
>I'll bet she fucks like a great white shark -- all teeth and nails.
...and Herpes blisters.
By JAC, on June 9, 2009 18:11:39
Look up "White Mike", the posters are taken by celebrity photographer (the guy who does all the movie posters) Michael Muller, nickname "white mike"
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 18:18:08
Alba > Fox
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 18:21:27
Jessica Alba is one of those chicks likes being "spontaneous" to prove she's not boring.
Because she's not fat, hasn't crashed into anything sloppy drunk and has mastered the skill of covering her girl parts with underwear, the prosecutor will decide not to press charges.
"We're here."
"What are we here for?"
"I don't know!"
"Get used to it!"
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 18:40:30
I fucked a shark once. Its shark pussy was dry and scratchy, and my dick had this weird pain for days afterward.
By jesus martinez, on June 9, 2009 19:56:04
I cringed when I saw the look of triumph on her face. :( Dumbass ho
LOL @ 33
michelle, this was the first post I read from you on idlyitw. shit was funnyy
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 20:48:37
#45 is right, this chick is past her prime. Megan is in her prime.
By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 21:44:19
Of course she's dumb. That's what happens when you're home schooled and have a 12th grade education.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 00:58:23
I could have done better!
By Dave, on June 10, 2009 02:55:36
Todd + Michelle = Epic Win
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 03:13:41
wow, the misogyny just pours out of fuckers, doesn't it? Do you have any context for her actions? Not from this site. So just enjoy the pictures and stay in your mom's basement, kay?
By bud, on June 10, 2009 03:45:03
Evidently Mike White (see #47) was considering Jessica doing the posters at the bombing memorial. Sharks > victims? Stupid bitch.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 03:45:34
#10...We dont hate Latins! Dont be rediculas...You are just tanned us...its the Jews who dont consider themselves white and the overdone people we dont like....
By Crackers, on June 10, 2009 05:04:43
How dumb can u get....She commits a crime and then poses for photos....
Would your employer fire you after seeing you all over the news? Hollywood should be burned to the ground and all its so called stars be lined up and shot.
By Hung Wang, on June 10, 2009 05:16:19
Misogyny because we think Jessica Alba did something ignorant? Your man card is revoked.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 06:09:49
The only way this could get more douche like would be to have Jaime Kennedy and Spencer Pratt high fiving in the background
By spaz, on June 10, 2009 09:36:29
To Anonymous #60...
#30: "Rich bitch, is a dumb ego centric cunt."
#31: "Fuck this cunt."
#38: "Stupid, vapid, insipid, self important BITCH."
#44: "SEND THAT DUMB BITCH TO JAIL STUPID CUNT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COUNTRY POSTING SHIT ABOUT SHARKS THERE IS NO OCEAN THERE YOU DUMB SKANK"
#45: "Is this dumb cunt going to be arrested?"
#57: "Stupid bitch."
If this is what I have to do to be a man, I guess I never was one...and I'm okay with that.
By bud, on June 10, 2009 09:48:16
Who cares
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 11:05:26
#62, your a cunt
By dr. phil, on June 10, 2009 11:25:19
62. bud, you're gay, so don't even fucking pretend you actually care about women. That's the biggest pack of shit the queers try to pass off on women: that they "care" about them. They don't. They just want to fuck their boyfriends.
Also, 10 to 1, most of the anti-Alba posts were written by women. Dumbass.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 11:44:11
As a dude, I of course want to fuck a hot chick like her bigtime. But, at the same time, I don't want to get near any chick that has major drama issues. This chick is stupid enough to create all sorts of dramma. The pussy just ain't worth it...
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 11:58:41
To clarify: I am a woman and detest this stupid, vapid, insipid, self-important BITCH.
She personifies why some men are misogynists. Dumb wench.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 13:17:18
#64: "you're" illiterate.
#65: you're wrong.
and remember, kids: Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're retarded.
By bud, on June 10, 2009 17:12:33
Strap a helmet to your head and crack open a juice box #68. You started the argument.
You're in denial. #65 is right. You're gay.
By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 18:00:53
UPDATE - OKC police are now investigating this
By Rick, on June 10, 2009 21:11:59
#62. Guess what fool, I'm a woman AND from Oklahoma. I have the right to be outraged when a C list starlet, who as a mother should have at least some common sense, by her own admission gets sucked into a wack-job's crusade to deface our property without thinking it through. It's not misogyny when it's real. She WAS stupid and she IS a bitch.
By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 03:30:43
#68: your also an easy sucker and irony-blind
By bud = boisterous ulcerating douche, on June 11, 2009 05:24:21
#68: LMAO at your "arguing on the internet" analogy. Fucking priceless.
By Fat Elvis, on June 11, 2009 05:27:43
oh, denial? was that what I was feeling while my wife and I shared a nooner? Thanks for straightening me out on that...
to #69: I didn't start an argument, I was making observations. The argument I was avoiding was whether I'm gay or not.
#73: thanks, but that one's older than most of the commentators on this site.
now, can we get back to a moderate level of jocular sexism and just enjoy the pictures of Alba's bikini body, as I suggested with my first post to this thread?
By bud, on June 11, 2009 08:01:18
What?! This no-talent ass-clown bitch was defacing MY city?! Fuck her!! I hope her bitch ass gets thrown in the Oklahoma County jail with all of the meth heads!
By Fuck That Bitch, on June 11, 2009 15:02:01
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