57 Comments:

1. not.angelina.

   By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:17:02

2. meh

   By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:25:21

3. What the fuck is going on with her knee in pic 14!? I don't know why, but it just looks kinda...off.

   By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:34:51

4. Angelina is old and busted. Welcome to the new hotness.

   By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:35:49

5. that tat is hideous, but i'd probably still hit it

   By dave, on June 9, 2009 07:38:44

6. I wonder how long she can ride this sex thing and how bad a depression she's going to get in when people get tired of her.
   
   Also, has anybody ever looked at her throat? Wrinkly and old-looking - about 20 years older than her face.

   By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:40:14

7. a premiere for a movie about cars and trucks and jets that turn into giant robot aliens says all thats needed about megan fox and her dress.

   By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:40:49

8. Nice, but too bad she's quoted as saying she wants Megatron to destroy middle America.

   By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:40:53

9. hot piece of trailer trash!!

   By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:46:55

10. Yawn

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:52:08

11. For a 23 yo, she has aged really fast. She ain't gonna age well.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:57:40

12. @ 1
    
    That's a good thing. Not a fan of anorexic, man-stealing whores like Angelina anyway.
    
    Megan is teh hotness.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 08:03:04

13. I love that dress.
    
    What about the hot blonde chick who was in the first transformers? I want to see more of her.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 08:06:53

14. She looks fug. Too much tanner and too much purple. The two don't mix.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 08:34:24

15. wow, she needs to stop trying to be Angelina, she'll never be that gorgeous or that talented. Just listen to the things she says people, she's an IDIOT.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 08:36:43

16. Classically beautiful and even hotter now that she's put on a little weight.
    
    Angleina was never this hot (except for in the mind of sad tweener goth douches).

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 08:40:02

17. Glad to see her looking nice in a dress. Too many pics of her looking awful recently.

    By prease, on June 9, 2009 08:44:01

18. the dress is gorgeous.
    
    I hate to burst your bubble Todd, but she looks like she has it bad for Shia, look at the way they look at one another, and the way she talks about him in interviews... the good news is, chloroform doesn't require an emotional sway either way, right?

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 09:10:18

19. Strong arm vein in the main pic.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 09:10:34

20. I hope that hideous Monroe tat washs off. A doctor's certificate stating 'disease free' would be hotter. Can't wait to see what see transforms into. Can a Boulevard Girl change?

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 09:15:00

21. I would bang her until my dick fell off.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 09:24:21

22. Amen, numbers 6 and 7.

    By Fat Elvis, on June 9, 2009 09:27:14

23. At least she didn't speak. Everytime she opens her mouth, she pukes "stupid" all over herself...

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 09:42:34

24. The more I see of her, the less I want to.
    
    I bask in her stupidity and get burnt by the rays.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 09:59:06

25. Maybe if she amputated her right arm at the elbow ...

    By Cousin O.J., on June 9, 2009 09:59:12

26. what ugly tattoos.
    In other news, welcome Michelle!

    By Grace Yip, on June 9, 2009 10:34:42

27. Her picture burns the spot where my mind used to be.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:35:28

28. She is a beautiful girl. I don't dig all the tats, but her eyes are captivating! Yes, Todd... she actually has EYES!!! LOL!!!
    
    She needs to be seen more and heard less from what I've been reading lately...she's taking that "I don't care what people think of me" thing a little too far. What's the old saying? It's better for people to THINK you're stupid rather than open your mouth and remove all doubt?!
    

    By Amber, on June 9, 2009 10:36:57

29. Amber you should heed your own advice.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:56:18

30. I like her dress and shoes for once. Usually she dresses in weird or stupid dresses. But this time, she actually use some fashion sense.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:58:57

31. Dude you really have to get out more! There are a lot of girls better looking than this painted up whore on any campus. She is already looking old for her age and is past her freshness date.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:05:23

32. ugly throat
    ugly throat
    ugly throat
    
    I'm trying to raise awareness here and start a new trend of ripping on her neck/throat area.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:18:43

33. dude, she was fresh at 13. i dont care anyway. i just keep imagining her lifting up that dress to cowgirl me.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:19:20

34. She's gorgeous, but that tattoo couldn't be more stupid.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:36:35

35. You know Jesus came to me the other day and said, "Mel, you really gotta get this Todd character a Russian Mail Order Bride. Enough of this Megan Fox thing. " And me, being the religious guy that I am said, "ok."
    Anyway, when I find one with the body of Amy Winehouse, the mouth of Kate Goselin, and the morals of Paris Hilton, expect a knock on your door there Todd. No need to thank me now.

    By M. Gibson, on June 9, 2009 14:47:51

36. @20 I agree with you.Why the hell would I tattoo the face of whore like that in my body? Yuck.She was worthless whore who didnt do anyhting good for society while alive but just fuck and get naked to be famous.That says a lot a bout Megan. I also have to point that i have never heard about Megan Fox until I looked at this site.Why is she famous? She looks like the type of "actress" whom I would not watch a movie of.Not even free.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:16:58

37. You crack me up Todd and I cant see Megan now without thinking about you..lol
    She looks great in purple by the way.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:25:46

38. Todd, you are so wrong yet so right! LMAO

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:31:30

39. Soooo sick of this grrl. When is she going to go away? I feel Rick Rolled every time I go here and see her ug mug UG - GIN

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 15:47:53

40. ABOUT TIME that kid broke up with her MOLESTER , yes Miley broke up with her "boyfriend"

    By NOW COPS ARREST HIM, on June 9, 2009 16:35:31

41. Too brown spray tan. Woman looks like a humongous piece of poo.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 16:36:06

42. Todd, you can squigee her clitoris any fucking time.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 17:25:29

43. She's such a fucking attention whore that her hotness is dimming. Porn in 5 years.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 17:42:58

44. Is she hotter than angelina? Yes, but only because angelina looks like the crypt keeper at this point.
    
    

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 18:19:19

45. Nice face. Great eyes. That's it. She's hot from the neck up - the opposite of a butterface.

    By She ain't all that, on June 9, 2009 23:18:37

46. love your writing

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 00:12:42

47. #44, but is she hotter than Angelina was in her prime? No. Not even close. I admit, Angelina has seen better days, but she's aging and reproducing/adopting like crazy. It's bad to take it's toll. I don't see little miss Megan aging well either.

    By boredwithmeganfox, on June 10, 2009 02:23:49

48. bored now.

    By bud, on June 10, 2009 03:50:46

49. Hmm didnt realize she had a wonk eye
    
    that sucks

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 06:26:25

50. Look at her. She thinks she's Marilyn Fucking Monroe.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 09:01:50

51. That tat is annoying I would be really bugged by it after I banged her.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 10:51:02

52. I can not believe this chick! How does she manage to look so hot!?! I think it's something about her skin...she just oozes sex appeal!

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 14:45:58

53. Sadly chicks with 1/4 native american ancestory or more tend to not age well. Both Angelina & Megan Fox fall into this catagory. Jessica Biel too.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 19:22:26

54. though I like her, she's getting really boring.
    you really need something more than sexy looks to stay relevant.

    By angelInstead, on June 11, 2009 00:59:16

55. I bet her pussy's beautiful too, yum.

    By Marika, on June 11, 2009 02:37:52

56. Yesterday I discovered a whole subculture obsessed with her 'toe thumb'.
    
    It never occurred to me to look at her thumbs.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 04:02:45

57. what's wrong with that eye, man?

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2009 09:07:53