42 Comments:

1. Did you hear that Michael Jackson died?

   By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 03:14:09

2. Probably why it took 30 minutes for Michael's house to get through to the emergency services.

   By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 03:22:38

3. I bet she has a nautical-themed peshmina afghan.

   By DonaldKaufman, on June 30, 2009 03:24:50

4. You racist bastard! Are you saying he's dumb because he's black!? That's racist dog...pure racist!

   By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 03:25:58

5. What a stupid dumb Nigger!

   By ToddLover, on June 30, 2009 03:28:54

6. It's Bubba from Forest Gump!

   By chuggdog, on June 30, 2009 03:42:09

7. Solis is not Jason's.He knows it.

   By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 03:51:54

8. Wow, he is reallllly special. He's probably gonna have his own reality show now or something.

   By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 03:57:49

9. That's one purty lady.

   By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 04:11:17

10. is pic 6 an easter egg?

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 04:14:03

11. sorry i didn't bother reading that.
    Thick black guys are nothing terribly new

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 04:17:49

12. I'd like to be "on a boat." Specifically that one.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 04:50:17

13. Pic #6 is a dirty, blind-siding trick. All this good flesh and then...wham! Right between the eyes!

    By jtg, on June 30, 2009 05:15:48

14. Coulda had shrimp cocktail, shrimp sandwich, shrimp kabob, coconut shrimp.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 05:16:14

15. Adding Sofia at the end? You're a fucking genius man!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 05:33:37

16. Why am I NOT surprised that the dude is black. Geezus!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 05:41:28

17. thank you thank you thank you for Sofia!! I miss her and her delicious ass on tv

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 05:49:54

18. It's not racism for Todd to call this guy a dumb fuck. He proved himself a dumb fuck with his actions.
    Also dumb fucks? People who "support" Todd by making racist comments ("Stupid dumb Nigger") in the comments thread.
    
    but damn! is Sofia Vergara hot!

    By bud, on June 30, 2009 06:14:45

19. The guy just looks retarded even without the story.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 07:36:24

20. Finally, some Sofia Vergara pics on here. The girl's been one of the most beautiful women on the planet for... well, I think I've been masturbating to her for 5 years now. Fans of Kelly Brook should LOVE this girl.
    
    Be advised: Tom Cruise was in it for a little while.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 07:57:10

21. I would love to give Sofia Vergara a pear necklace.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 08:34:53

22. #20...you hit the nail right on the head. I'm a huge fan of Kelly Brook, and am also a huge fan of Sofia Vergara. Two of the most finest all natural women out there!
    
    Dude is really a D A though.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 08:56:19

23. The best pic, the one of her ass, WON'T EXPAND!!! Please fix Todd!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 08:58:14

24. What, exactly, is a "pear necklace" #21?

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 09:01:57

25. I'm sure #21 means "pearl necklace"

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 09:36:03

26. Anyone eating at Mickey D's deserves to be arrested for stupidity.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 09:57:14

27. #24 & #25 -- It's an error a previous writer for the site made. Stop trying to correct #21 just because you're out of the loop.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 10:39:22

28. speaking of "previous writers," where's Michelle?
    Is Todd flying solo again?

    By bud, on June 30, 2009 10:52:41

29. Damn, Todd don't be hatin. Do you doubt the intellect of this individual by the Down Syndrome type eyes? Perhaps the listless glare of this beast was in perturbed thought while he uses his Mensa-like I.Q. trying to understand the secrets of the universe?

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 11:38:35

30. #27--Go suck a cock...just because you want to and you're good at it!

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 11:52:55

31. ASS CLOWN.My tax money in the form of your Govt.hand out payed for that burger dick face.
    Choke on it.

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 13:12:27

32. Hey, didn't this chick date Tom Cruise?

    By anonymous, on June 30, 2009 13:21:01

33. Hey,whats wrong with that? It was 8 dollars for christ-sake!

    By Tim Geithner, Big Building, DC, on June 30, 2009 14:04:49

34. #30 -- Temper, temper!
    
    And where IS Michelle? I liked her.

    By Sucking a cock because I'm good at it, on June 30, 2009 14:15:01

35. Thank you, #27. It's good to know I'm still remembered.

    By Dave's Anus, on June 30, 2009 15:39:44

36. Doesn't matter what color this guy is. The shaved head, stupid little beard and blank dipshit expression on his face all says fucktard in bold font. You can count on the fact that his pants are hanging at least halfway down his ass crack too. Seen plenty of white boys with the same bunch of nothing going for them. Dumb shits come in all colors.

    By Underpants Gnome, on June 30, 2009 16:46:30

37. this shit is so funny i posted it on my facebook

    By ERS, on June 30, 2009 18:19:24

38. Don't ever make me suffer through this sort of slop again. Sofia is hittable in multiple ways and yet still I feel used that I read this garbage. Not a fair enough trade off. NSFW Vergara, maybe.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

    By The Rake, on June 30, 2009 18:22:35

39. The close proximity of his eyes to each other is a dead giveaway. He will, mark my words, be found incompetent to stand trial. Okay to give a drivers' license to, but cannot order at a drive thru or stand trial.

    By OhPleaseMary, on June 30, 2009 18:37:41

40. He's hot.

    By Hung Wang, on June 30, 2009 23:54:52

41. Finally, some Sofia Vergara pics. SOOOOOO, much better than another set of pics of that guy Eva Mendes and his mustache.

    By Duke Steele, on July 1, 2009 01:30:35

42. Can we give him the death penalty? Good for you for railing against neck tattoos. It doesn't matter what the tat spells out or depicts I just see the word "TRASH"

    By A-COD, on July 1, 2009 06:48:23