38 Comments:

1. Make that: I'm a straight girl too but I could NEVER switch teams for a woman with no tits.

   By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 06:53:09

2. @1, think of a flat chest as just like being with another guy...

   By Jones, on June 14, 2009 07:07:02

3. wow she's amazingly perfect

   By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 07:11:22

4. Daveness all over the place.

   By Cubs Fan, on June 14, 2009 07:13:58

5. It defies logic that something can be 1 and 13 at the same time.

   By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 07:47:24

6. THIS is hot, not Megan Fox.

   By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 07:56:12

7. Im reminded of the LOLcats, "Where the boobies?"

   By Rafe, on June 14, 2009 08:20:09

8. Finally - a recent post on this site that lacks hate! Very nice!!!
   
   And the Olivia is absolutely stunning!!!

   By Midlife Bachelor, on June 14, 2009 08:20:46

9. She is the hotness! And so beyond fucking nice to not see plastic tits!

   By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 08:31:14

10. Yay finally some appreciating of the small titties! Wait, this Michelle not Todd, but I'll take it.

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 08:33:16

11. This is hot. And the Cubs fucking blow.

    By Olivia, on June 14, 2009 08:50:10

12. #6 - I agree!
    The difference between Olivia and Megan are a brain and 2 giant, saline-filled sandwich bags. I'm looking at you Megan.
    
    Thanks for the post Michelle. I think she's hot as hell and her tits are magnificent!

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 09:02:52

13. So who is she and it says that she plays a sodomite in some movie which means she takes it in the ass then thw movie will be fun if they show the act not all X rated but very close

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 09:05:59

14. Haha @ tired from trying too hard.

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 09:11:30

15. <3 you already, Michelle

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 09:23:27

16. Nothing wrong at all with small titties; it's about shape not just size. She is gorgeous!

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 09:24:31

17. haha her real last name is cockburn, how bout that

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 10:29:14

18. I watch "House" faithfully and this girl looks fugly most often. No one there to touch up all the flaws or ugliness like a photo shoot can do. She has absolutely no tits. This girl is no better than a 5 or 6.

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 10:34:10

19. Not that this post isn't perfect fine, but Todd's genius lies in NOT explicitly pointing out his references. It would have been much cooler if you had left out the long-assed Paul Revere explanation. Though I agree that it is a badass song.

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 10:48:09

20. Why did you feel you had to bring up Megan? Twice?

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 11:40:51

21. Michelle, we will pay to see you hit this.

    By Danny Not a Midget DeVito, on June 14, 2009 12:33:53

22. Michelle is in my hot 100 for quoting Paul Revere.

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 13:48:19

23. Nice Michelle! I mean, both the Megan Fox-ish fake lesbian stuff (yeah we get it you're sexual), and knowing all the lyrics to Paul Revere. A woman after my own heart, if I were also a fake lesbian...

    By criv, on June 14, 2009 16:02:17

24. Pretty but where tht titties?

    By Kelly Clarkson, on June 14, 2009 16:21:37

25. Oh, what a surprise. Their fraud of a #1 from the Maxim 100 did a photo shoot. Next!

    By Tony, on June 14, 2009 17:01:44

26. That's the whole point; I root for shit that blows. Like the Cubs. And the writers of this blog (minus Todd).

    By Cubs Fan, on June 14, 2009 17:06:25

27. HA HA she is not hot come on she is a pile of bones no ass no tits even her pussy is bony , they say she is hot because she is in a tv show they do say that ugly skank sarah jessica parker is hot too so there you go another ugly girl thrown at the viewers as a hot chick

    By SHE IS FUGLY, on June 14, 2009 18:50:47

28. She should lay of the meth and have a cheeseburger.

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 19:41:30

29. I don't mind small boobs, but those are prettttty damn small.
    
    And #19 -- when did Michelle ever say she was trying to write like Todd?

    By prease, on June 14, 2009 20:59:02

30. an entire paragraph for an awkward beast boys reference and a tired lesbian joke?

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 23:08:41

31. It has no tits. Kill it.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 01:23:29

32. Cockburn? Ouch

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 01:26:00

33. Why does everyone come to this site to see porn? All I hear is "what nice tits!" I thought this place was celebrity gossip. I won't be back.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 02:51:42

34. Can has implants and sammich?
    
    
    kthxbai

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 03:05:01

35. but more importantly Paul Revere IS the greatest Beastie Boys song of all time. Good call Michelle!

    By Bill, on June 15, 2009 03:06:13

36. She is a perfect woman. I wish you'd post more of her than that trailer park trash from Tennessee, Megan Faux.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 04:55:43

37. Who cares if her boobs are on the small side. She's gorgeous and doesn't look like a trailer trash skank like Paris Hilton and Heidi Montag.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 08:03:52

38. meh

    By mehnonymous, on June 15, 2009 08:11:23