20 Comments:

1. That is simultaneously the most retarded (and absolutely believable) and hilarious thing I've heard yet today.
   What oxygen thieving assholes.

   By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 05:20:03

2. When's the last time Paris was on a weekly?

   By just saying, on June 18, 2009 05:22:23

3. WHY, OH WHY, CAN'T PARIS MATCH HER MAKEUP HER DAMN SKIN TONE?????????

   By Bridget the Midget, on June 18, 2009 05:29:00

4. Pic 2 is gross. You didn't need to make it so large. So how does she find herself pretty? And why do men fuck her? Remember, she has that face, and it goes with those flipper-hooves.

   By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 05:32:15

5. Hahahaha omg those two skanks are major attention whores.

   By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 05:45:56

6. shouldve stole the jewels linds.
   
   but theres still the amputee option.
   
   someone plz make sure both paris and lindsay are sterilized stat.

   By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 06:17:14

7. The only thing more pathetic than the idiots making up these stories are the idiots that actually believe they are true.

   By a source, on June 18, 2009 06:18:09

8. Actually, the most pathetic idiots are the stupid braindead suits who think that attention whores like all these lowelife scumbags are "entertaining". Let's drop a bomb on Hollywood; no one will notice...

   By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 06:29:06

9. Extra extra read all about it! Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have threesome with Jon Gosslein!
   
   Now THAT would be a believable story

   By Mad Dog, on June 18, 2009 07:06:23

10. whores versus attention whores...it leaves you with no one to cheer for.

    By Storm, on June 18, 2009 07:10:53

11. I think Jon and Kate should call upon their viet cong, munchkin army to beat down the stick figure whores.

    By ThePowerOf8CompelsU, on June 18, 2009 08:35:43

12. Drop. Kick. This. BITCH.

    By C. Norris, on June 18, 2009 08:58:53

13. What's the point of those closeups? So that we can see she's wearing blue contacts? Who gives a rat's ass?

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 09:30:24

14. hahahahahahahaha!!!

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 09:58:01

15. Jon and Kate are easy targets. OctoMom would surely shank these two if they mouthed off about her. Latins are more hotblooded than rich and semi-rich white trash afterall.

    By Chucacabre, on June 18, 2009 10:51:40

16. Chupa, I don't think Octomom is Latin. I thought she was half Iraqi and half Lithuanian.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 11:05:04

17. #16 - Octomom is half Moronican and half Dumbshitish. Makes for cute offspring.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 12:49:26

18. wouldn't fuck either one with a stolen dick, but hating jon and kate (for whatever reason) gives them a couple of points in my book...

    By anonymous, on June 19, 2009 00:45:16

19. I still think Paris has a very pretty face! linds...not so pretty anymore..can't get pass the freckles or her way of life!

    By Celebs?, on June 23, 2009 14:22:37

20. I still think Paris has a very pretty face! linds...not so pretty anymore..can't get pass the freckles or her way of life!

    By Celebs?, on June 23, 2009 14:22:37