Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhart Broke Up; Paris Is Dumb

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  1. I am sure she will have a hundred more boyfriends.. She is so slutty.. and it bet its a game to bang her.. you prob get a button or something saying I banged Paris.. She needs to make some more sex videos..

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 15:21:53

  2. That's huge fucking feet there, bitch.

    Hey, why does the bitch walk like she were half prostitute, half horse? Fucking hilarious.

    Someone please remind me why she's famous. I'm trying to remember anything she did and I'm drawing a blank here.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 15:33:17

  3. She is such an oxygen thief, it is mind boggling.
    WHO pays this sack of crap for ANYthing?

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 15:36:05

  4. haha nice job michelle (:

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 16:15:06

  5. #2 she's rich, and made a sex tape....

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 16:19:24

  6. Chelle...you should post a story about Paris dying. Then hope she reads it. She may actually believe it and vanish back into the warp she came from.

    By Rafe, on June 11, 2009 16:22:24

  7. That herpes sore is huge.

    By thebig28, on June 11, 2009 16:24:41

  8. LMAO

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 16:31:53

  9. Besides the wonky eye and the prospect of that droopy nose working its way into her cleavage, I must say that Paris and her sister do have killer threads.

    By De Sade, on June 11, 2009 17:45:07

  10. :shakes head:

    By cinco, on June 11, 2009 18:05:39

  11. i hate this bitch with the fire of 1000 suns. i don't care if that doesn't make sense i just wanted a different way of saying i hate her.

    By Niecy, on June 11, 2009 18:14:58

  12. She reminds me of that bird, Ostrich face and feet, her cunt must be the size of a yacht.
    so what Paris broke up with her monkey, she fucks her dogs too. have you ever noticed her puppy faces, looks like her.
    Paris loves no one but herself and money and fame.
    she cares not about feelings, look at her face,
    cold as Ice.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 18:22:24

  13. She reminds me of that bird, Ostrich face and feet, her cunt must be the size of a yacht.
    so what Paris broke up with her monkey, she fucks her dogs too. have you ever noticed her puppy faces, looks like her.
    Paris loves no one but herself and money and fame.
    she cares not about feelings, look at her face,
    cold as Ice.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 18:24:12

  14. Fuck paris hilton. The slutty whore deserves nothing but failure & derision...

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 18:25:56

  15. In a woman's case, huge can be bad.
    Huge vagina = bad.
    In a man's case huge is good.
    Huge dong = good.

    By Huge Male, on June 11, 2009 19:34:38

  16. Paris Hilton is the 21st Century Typhoid Mary.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 19:46:34

  17. That's huge.

    Her nose. Her feet. Her wizard sleeve... the list goes on.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 19:51:25

  18. HA HA HA HA the other day they were so in LOOOOVVVEEE what a bunch of bullshit ,she was in that stupid ass david letterman show with her BF now ex , now she is fucking Ronaldo he is sick why is he shoving his dick in her holes when they are infected and full of cum

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 20:59:20

  19. copyright, not copywrite. ugh.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 21:11:22

  20. When your penis falls off there really is no point in trying to hold on to the relationship.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 01:06:06

  21. Why is she wearing those stuip headbands?? Pleae take them off you look so stupid... get a fucking clue!

    By Doug, on June 12, 2009 02:05:45

  22. ...please respect their privacy

    But what about MY privacy to not ever hear about you again!

    By jtg, on June 12, 2009 02:26:56

  23. Yes, huge herpes lesions are probably a way huge can be bad. You know what's not bad, though?

    A huge truck, and Paris' whore-head under one of the tires.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 02:29:57

  24. A case of the crotch critters will do that, loose the headband, you're stupid looking already.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 02:50:07

  25. Her feet are huge.

    Her vag is huge.

    She's a huge cumdumpster.

    The space between her ears is huge.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 02:58:23

  26. her face looks like it's melting!

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 04:41:46

  27. Copywrite- The use of words to promote a person, business, opinion or idea.

    #19- Fucktard (or P-tard)

    Michelle, thank you for your awesomeness. Keep it up.

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 04:48:59

  28. Herpes with legs. Thats funny. Wish I thought of that.

    By Duke Steele, on June 12, 2009 05:50:34

  29. #27 - In this case, both Paris and Michelle mean that they want to COPYRIGHT the term (i.e, legally make it theirs...), not to COPYWRITE the term.

    #19 is right

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:05:49

  30. COPYRIGHT. The end.

    By Glen Lerner, on June 12, 2009 08:44:17

  31. dear god she is ugly

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 09:04:03

  32. Why the hell does her nose dip down like that in the middle? Isn't there a plastic surgeon somewhere that can fix her ugly face?

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 09:53:55

  33. She's kinda like a Picasso....close up is just all...YIKES (shudders)..but from far away..its not bad. far, far, far, far, far, far away. You know,as in the safest distance from her mutant form of gohnnasyphaherpalese. I believe its at least 20-30 feet. Possibly more, the tests havent been conclusive.

    By ewww..clown feet, on June 12, 2009 10:47:23

  34. I will call her "cock-nose". Because her nose looks like a cock.

    By cock man, on June 12, 2009 12:35:31

  35. I bet all of you guys are ugly..........

    she was smart enought to land a tv show.... and a couple of acting gigs

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 15:18:34

  36. You'll have to excuse #35; he/she (probably a transgender wierdo) has to go masturbate somewhere.

    paris hilton is ugly, uneducated, stupid and a whore. she's been given basically everything she has, or has whored out her family name to get it. She does NOTHING, she creates NOTHING, she earns NOTHING. Total unadulterated fucking loser...

    By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 18:32:39

  37. That's a huge whore.
    #35:It's called EXPLOITATION.It has nothing to do with 'smart".She has an agent.He/She bulldozed that talentless bio hazard into a role at SCALE WAGE.
    Isn't about time for prom?

    By anonymous, on June 13, 2009 03:44:18

  38. #33, I believe you meant, Claude Monet, not Picasso, Nice Clueless reference though.

    By anonymous, on June 13, 2009 03:55:12

  39. You can't "copyright" a phrase, but you can "trademark" a phrase. For it to be valid you also need to use it in commerce and for the other uses to be infringing they must also be in commerce.

    By Sneeje, on June 13, 2009 08:13:14

  40. #27 is an example of why men are interested in women for their looks and not their brains.

    By anonymous, on June 13, 2009 10:20:48

  41. THAT'S HUGE! THAT'S HUGE! THAT'S HUGE!

    WTF are you going to do about it, Paris? Come collect from me for a copyright infringement? You sad, laughable moron. People, help me out here -Doesn't she have lawyers or keepers or SOMEBODY to stop her before she says shit like this???

    By OhPleaseMary, on June 13, 2009 14:17:52

  42. #25 - yet her boobs are tiny!

    By Red Cat, on June 13, 2009 22:02:37

  43. The above posters appear to be psychotic and in dire need of professional help.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 14:59:43

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