No fucking way Lee C. Aside from the fact that she's a walking vector, she's not at all attractive. Plus, is it me or does she always seem to have a sticky film on her skin? Looks like you can squeegee that shit off. Someone hose her down.
Lee Cadaver, you're a fucking idiot. Not only would you get the gift that keeps on giving (HERPES), but she's a terrible lay. AND, you'd have to deal with all the baggage that comes with hanging out with this skank. She's a braindead whore; any dude with a brain will run away from her herpes infected cooch...
Todd this is an excellent opportunity for you. If you front poor Dave some money he can pretend to be a "heir" to a large fortune and use the vast charm and sophistication he exhibited when doing the posts online to become Paris' new boyfriend giving you the opportunity for tons of inside exclusive stuff. He can then move on to Lindsay, etc.. kinda like a love Borat. Just have him wear one to two body condoms. I think you have to get him health insurance too. But think of the upside.
Stupid whore. She must have a "I need to suck a dick" addiction 24/7/365, because that's the only reason any dude would want to get anywhere near this skank. And, I'd have to wear 3 condoms at the same time, to protect myself...
Hey girls, stay away from Lee Cadaver. Evidently he not only will fuck anything (inluding Big Bird's slut sister), but he probably does it without a condom.
I imagine sex with Paris Hilton being a lot like sex with a two-by-four..with huge feet...and instead of getting splinters you'd get the std's. Come to think of it, it's nothing like sex with lumber but I'd probably enjoy that a whole lot more than Paris.
45 Comments:
Leave Your CommentWhy are her feet SO fucking huge? :/ Yuck.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:15:59
I would plook Paris Hilton and so would most guys...be honest, now
By Lee Cadaver, on June 12, 2009 08:22:52
It's almost as if something is irritating him after being with Paris.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:26:31
I honestly would not.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:38:52
No fucking way Lee C. Aside from the fact that she's a walking vector, she's not at all attractive. Plus, is it me or does she always seem to have a sticky film on her skin? Looks like you can squeegee that shit off. Someone hose her down.
By Duder, on June 12, 2009 08:39:17
I know am gonna get burned for this but.. uh... I'll do her.... :P
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:41:41
#6, I will start planning your funeral. Douchefuck.
By Doug, on June 12, 2009 08:46:18
I cant believe anyone dates this wonk eyed skank
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:49:24
Lee Cadaver, you're a fucking idiot. Not only would you get the gift that keeps on giving (HERPES), but she's a terrible lay. AND, you'd have to deal with all the baggage that comes with hanging out with this skank. She's a braindead whore; any dude with a brain will run away from her herpes infected cooch...
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:50:17
#2- um no I wouldnt get within 100 feet of this huge footed anorexic skank
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 08:50:32
At least Doug will ALWAYS have that warm, burning feeling, in his genitals to remember her by.
By BarbadoSlim, on June 12, 2009 08:57:02
#6 Nice taste in women j/k
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 09:11:28
Shit, even I wouldn't do her. She's got an uglier face than Sarah Jessica Parker, and that's saying something. Plus her nose is fucking huge, dude.
By Bill Clinton, on June 12, 2009 09:24:41
After her social climbing FAIL, she showed up at Doug's doorstep at 4am banging on his door to get him to take her back.
Just remember Doug, HPV can cause throat cancer. ;)
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 09:24:49
There's nothing wrong with Paris that the appropriate ED won't fix!
By Allegra, on June 12, 2009 09:43:21
Nikki Hilton is prettier andnormal like.
By FH, on June 12, 2009 10:20:06
Paris is just an ugly, stupid thing. Once the world has watched you suck dick (and badly at that) you've pretty much found your niche.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 10:21:15
lol at "all of her future boyfriends." at least he knows what a ho-bag she is! Hopefully he double bagged it.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 10:24:28
Todd this is an excellent opportunity for you. If you front poor Dave some money he can pretend to be a "heir" to a large fortune and use the vast charm and sophistication he exhibited when doing the posts online to become Paris' new boyfriend giving you the opportunity for tons of inside exclusive stuff.
He can then move on to Lindsay, etc.. kinda like a love Borat. Just have him wear one to two body condoms. I think you have to get him health insurance too. But think of the upside.
By Harvey I Am a Lawyer, on June 12, 2009 11:12:45
You can't have an adult relationship with someone who has the mentality of a five year old.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 11:15:47
I hate Paris Hilton, but I would fuck her. And then I would also hate myself. Which is fine because I hate everyone anyways.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 11:25:57
you'd all fuck her at the drop of a hat you lyin skanks!
By paully, on June 12, 2009 11:45:01
you'd all fuck her at the drop of a hat you lyin skanks!
By paully, on June 12, 2009 11:45:07
Bet he was just using her, woke up, confirmed she is indeed a skank, and chalked it all up to experience.
They all do.
By Nicky Hilton, on June 12, 2009 11:46:14
Ugh, such ugly legs. Why she bothers with shaving and tanner is beyond me. It doesn't help. At least she wore shoes to cover up those flipper-hooves.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 11:53:06
Her vagina is like a clown car, you're just not sure whats up in there, or whats going to come out of it. eeewwwwwwwwwwwww.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 12:09:52
Stupid whore. She must have a "I need to suck a dick" addiction 24/7/365, because that's the only reason any dude would want to get anywhere near this skank. And, I'd have to wear 3 condoms at the same time, to protect myself...
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 12:59:01
Who care about this giant herpes sore?
http://flisted.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/paris-hilton-herpes-sore-cold-sore-melbourne-australia-herpes-valtrex-prescription-bottle-stolen-photos-naked-video-xxx-upskirt-nipple-slip-plastic-surgery-cameltoe-naked-nude-topless-bi.jpg
By If you've been with Paris, get you penis check!, on June 12, 2009 14:36:17
The lazy eyed disease vector is on the Tonight Show.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 14:37:01
Fuck, I'd marry her in a heartbeat. She must have enough loose change lying around the house to hire a first-rate hit man.
By stickynose, on June 12, 2009 14:51:45
SHE NEEDS A BABY...........................
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 15:26:13
I'd give a year's salary to drop kick her once.
(and no, I wouldn't fuck this plank-board skank... I like girls with actual figures)
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 15:28:13
she is always out to dinner but we never see her eating.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 15:31:37
Hey girls, stay away from Lee Cadaver. Evidently he not only will fuck anything (inluding Big Bird's slut sister), but he probably does it without a condom.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 16:29:02
Paris Hilton is a fucking joke!
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 17:58:34
Hey #33, we've see her eat some dick a couple of times.
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 20:34:22
mega attention whore by name and by nature, this talentless bitch was only famous for a sex tape. get a fucking job hoe!!!
By anonymous, on June 12, 2009 22:28:28
Seriously, her feet should be chopped off......
By anonymous, on June 13, 2009 08:00:52
ugly. dumb. herpes.
By anonymous, on June 13, 2009 08:27:52
Just noticed her face makeup is three shades lighter than the rest of her. Yikes.
Sigh. Guess we're back to no postings on weekends again. What's up with that, Todd?
By anonymous, on June 13, 2009 11:13:53
You know, if having sex were the same as purveying fast food, Paris Hilton would have a Golden Arches above her bed. *shudder*
By anonymous, on June 13, 2009 12:06:51
Herpes lasts a lifetime.
By Blade, on June 13, 2009 12:37:25
With all that money, you'd think she'd get her fucking beak fixed. It looks like it's the process of melting.
By Fat Elvis, on June 14, 2009 05:05:42
I imagine sex with Paris Hilton being a lot like sex with a two-by-four..with huge feet...and instead of getting splinters you'd get the std's. Come to think of it, it's nothing like sex with lumber but I'd probably enjoy that a whole lot more than Paris.
By YeahIKilledKenny, on June 14, 2009 10:13:22
#44 you're not funny. Not even close.
By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 04:13:46
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