45 Comments:

1. God he is disgusting. His teeth are horrific.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 15:07:47

2. Ive read this post twice now and I'm still wondering where the joke is. Todd please come back.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 15:15:04

3. I thought he was dead,just wishful thinking

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 15:20:35

4. Paid the fine and was released? What kind of crap is that? He should be dead.

   By Kitty, on June 8, 2009 15:31:48

5. Michelle, did you kill Todd?

   By Concerned, on June 8, 2009 15:38:40

6. #2 - The joke is you.
   
   Fined and released? Repeat offender on probation and he's released? What a joke!
   
   See #2, I just delivered your joke, fucktard.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 15:42:54

7. Damn, Todd. Hahaha!

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 17:17:44

8. Welcome on board, Michelle. Just a sampling of the moronic comments that run rampant through this site. That dude "anonymous" should be banned!

   By RaraAvis, on June 8, 2009 17:23:51

9. Shoot the dumb fuck in the head, waste of white skin.

   By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 17:25:34

10. Fill us in, Todd. What does it take to get blocked here?

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 17:28:01

11. I hate Pete Doherty. What I DO love, however, is Todd when he's in protective/hulk out mode. :)

    By Todd's Girlfriend, on June 8, 2009 17:59:31

12. Pete Doherty is my hero.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 18:21:52

13. Yeah I mean not really.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 18:22:24

14. Such bullshit. If a "non celeb" got caught doing this he'd be tossed in jail, fined, and forced to do big time rehab. He should at least get a few nights in jail to dry up and think it over. A frikkin haircut wouldn't hurt either.

    By Underpants Gnome, on June 8, 2009 18:33:33

15. They should have opened the plane door and let him get sucked out.

    By Hung Wang, on June 8, 2009 19:06:08

16. Yeah, Michelle, you were supposed to write something like "Pete Doherty Is Healthy". Like, ironic, or sarcastic, that sort of thing. Because that's really funny. Can you handle that, Michelle? Comedy is at stake.

    By Doctor Laffz, on June 8, 2009 20:25:23

17. Did I miss some sort of meltdown? How did someone get themselves blocked?

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 22:34:43

18. What an ugly bloated face.

    By anonymous, on June 8, 2009 23:44:32

19. Michelle could you please not post pictures of the most repulsive man on the planet? Doherty is only marginally human but he is wholly repulsive. I realize he made news by being a complete waste of skin and proving once again that he is unable to reform his drug use. But still. He should only be discussed without photos. In order to make up for destroying all of our appetites, please post pictures of Clooney, Depp, Chris Cornell a topless Jason Statham or Ryan Reynolds and his abs. Thank you.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 01:30:43

20. Yeah, sorry for posting that, but when you submit about 400 comments over the course of two days that get progressively psychotic because the site isn't updated on your timetable and the new writer happens to be a funny female, I kind of take notice of that. Just to clear things up, this is a celebrity gossip blog. If we go away tomorrow the world won't spin off it's axis, so I'm pretty sure everyone who reads us won't have to call a suicide prevention hotline or talk to a hostage negotiator. We're here for your enjoyment and we're glad we (but mostly Michelle) can give you guys a few minutes of not having to worry about what your boss is yelling at you about or how you're gonna afford rent this month. Thanks for having us and we thank you for reading. Now chill the fuck out. kthxbai.

    By Todd, on June 9, 2009 01:58:47

21. I'm one of the biggest Todd bashers on here for how he talks about women, but I must say - I'd totally let him do me right now....not even joking.

    By Amber (34C in Atlanta), on June 9, 2009 02:25:21

22. Todd blows Pete

    By TheBadRabbit, on June 9, 2009 04:32:54

23. How did someone get banned?
    
    That seemed more interesting that the actual post.
    
    I gotta know!!!

    By american dreamer, on June 9, 2009 04:42:40

24. I read the post, then looked at the pics of this fellow and i just could not find a connection. That guy!? No way. I refuse to believe it! Good day to you!!!

    By Rafe, on June 9, 2009 05:19:03

25. Well, unfortunately 76.171.121.45 is a dynamic IP via RoadRunner somewhere in S. Cal. Blocking it will just block whatever poor bastard happens to grab that IP for the duration of the lease. A quick modem reset would more or less put the asshole back in business to spam the shit out of this site again.

    By GeekITGuyThatLikesThisSite, on June 9, 2009 07:08:59

26. Todd's Girlfriend,
    
    Are you really Todd's gf or just another stalker?

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 07:22:33

27. Yeah as soon as the guy reset's his modem he'll be back in business to post again.
    
    But then again he could be a technological retard and not figure out how to do that.

    By Trax, on June 9, 2009 08:33:59

28. What the fuck kind of power keeps this guy alive,I will never know.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 08:41:49

29. I'm his actual girlfriend. Oh, wait.... sorry, he says I'm not allowed to admit that because then all the girls who read this site and fantasize about the cock he's always bragging about might go elsewhere if they think he's already spoken for. Never mind. Continue reading.

    By Todd's Girlfriend, on June 9, 2009 09:32:17

30. I don't even know what band he's in. Does he know what band he's in?

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 10:10:38

31. Michelle, are you a Brit? Americans don't really care about this wanker with his only stateside publicity being that he dated Kate Moss when she was still grieving over her loss of Johnny Depp.
    He sings off-key and given his looks should be shagging Camilla instead of any hot models.
    Slutty Jordan would be more well known, or one of the Page 3 girls like Keeley.
    Of course I am from Brooklyn, myself.

    By Clement Attlee, Brown's A Ponce, UK, on June 9, 2009 10:40:42

32. He also gives crack to cats.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:19:16

33. LOL@ 28 and 30.

    By anonymous, on June 9, 2009 11:43:16

34. Todd's Girlfriend,
    
    Tell us alllll about it......

    By Amber, on June 9, 2009 15:27:08

35. My only question is:
    
    How the hell did he get a rig and bindle through airport security? I mean, I know it's Europe and everything but still - these guys should've seen him coming.

    By Ironhead, on June 9, 2009 15:48:18

36. Someone should run a book on who will die first - Pete Doherty or Lohan?
    

    By Red Cat, on June 10, 2009 02:08:20

37. Amber,
    
    Give it up. Todd isn't going to bite. He never does.

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 03:12:41

38. Well, Todd hasn't seen me yet. Maybe he'll change his mind after he does:)

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 03:21:08

39. Man i thought he was dead!!!

    By anonymous, on June 10, 2009 10:18:34

40. Is this photo in Smell O Vision? I'm pretty sure this is the source of that rotting odor I can't identify... He should apply for the job as Amy Winehouse's Soul Mate - if he isn't already.

    By OhPleaseMary, on June 10, 2009 15:53:15

41. #38- don't hold your breath

    By Chantelle, on June 10, 2009 19:56:10

42. Pete is talented. Who cares if he is a bloated druggie? It's not like you twats have to live with him. Although I did think the post was funny in the end about the younger female relatives, the truth is I would take his music over squeaky clean Jonas Bros any day.

    By Nebbynebneb, on June 11, 2009 08:25:38

43. the funniest shit on this entire post and comments is Todd at #20...seriously, I have no idea what your mother ingested while you were in utero, but I want some...it seems to create super-uber-mega babies with allegedly large penises

    By Todd's GF's supporter, on June 11, 2009 08:27:41

44. The new writer is pretty good. And she can use spell check, which is a nice change of pace.

    By anonymous, on June 11, 2009 14:46:00

45. Pete Doherty is awesome! Its just because most Americans only know him as a junkie that they don't appreciate him! Listen to the Libertines, they're one of the best bands of this decade!

    By anonymous, on June 14, 2009 20:15:33