49 Comments:

1. Rugged.

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 03:55:10

2. They even make iPods for horses. "Mine the Bird" looks strange in green.

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 03:56:52

3. she looks better than lilo

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 04:01:07

4. Awful

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 04:01:30

5. great cans and pins

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 04:07:35

6. Jesus God ! Her hands! Look at her hands!

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 04:10:06

7. Kitchen witch

   By x24, on June 17, 2009 04:19:37

8. OMG, she's scary looking :(

   By stating the obvious, on June 17, 2009 04:21:05

9. Grim Reaper now is scared..

   By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 04:40:08

10. I dont think she looks better than lilo.. This Bitch is Ugly!! i dont even know how she made it in the industry in the first time.Remember.. even if lilo's vagina has seen more semen than SJP, she still young and gets wet easier than SJP!.. you know... less work for us guys.... :P

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 04:40:20

11. Okay - so I'm not her biggest fan. Actually, I'm not a fan at all. But lighten up people.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 04:50:12

12. What a hideous hag! Why was that fright mask made out of leather???

    By Storm, on June 17, 2009 04:52:44

13. Sheesh...a little harsh

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 05:18:00

14. I'm sure all of you are gorgeous (or just fat, homely bitches and pimple faced twinks).

    By Tired, on June 17, 2009 05:20:10

15. A horse is a horse of course of course!

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 05:21:44

16. She looks like a horse and the rest of her could pass for a saddle.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 06:01:42

17. if sjp comes in contact with madonna humans everywhere would go all indiana jones nazi melt.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 06:10:08

18. fuckoff 11

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 06:32:18

19. jesus!!! that banner pic looks like a dude with tits!!

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 06:57:08

20. Hmmmm... I don't know which she looks more like, the toothy horse from Hee Haw, or the Cryptkeeper...

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 07:09:29

21. "Seriously. If she has a car, I fully expect it to be powered by the screams of small children."
    
    Good one! I almost peed myself!
    

    By Joni, on June 17, 2009 07:45:12

22. She looks like crackwhore, Kinda like Amy Winehouse....

    By Dennis, on June 17, 2009 08:17:07

23. Remember Medusa from "Clash of the Titans"? Yeah, this is worse.

    By thebig28, on June 17, 2009 08:20:46

24. ..but then again...ihearttodd

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 08:39:29

25. And that gay douchebag from ET loves her he says that SJP is sooo beautiful and the idiot really believes it KOJO go away you don't have taste the bitch is DAMN UGLY

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 09:01:05

26. I just threw up in my mouth a lot when i saw this pic. she's very veiny.

    By JK, on June 17, 2009 09:03:08

27. As ugly as Hodonna.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 09:34:53

28. She looks like something that crawled out of the grave. She could be the poster child for a new zombie movie.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 09:36:42

29. Just pray the twins don't have her genes.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 09:38:03

30. The fright mask was inspired by Ed Gein and she doesn't wear it well.

    By Phil McGroin, on June 17, 2009 10:10:42

31. If not for Sex in The City, would ANYONE know who this woman is?

    By Jaye, on June 17, 2009 12:03:16

32. She's harder than Linda Hamilton in Terminator 2 or Madonna nowadays. Thats some ruff stuff right there boy!
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

    By The Rake, on June 17, 2009 13:12:10

33. She isn't now or never has been a pretty gal and that the truth. I believe she does have fake boobs, a long nose and leather skin. Just not ever close to semi-hot.

    By lkl, on June 17, 2009 13:56:29

34. Wasn't it Catherine Deneuve who said at a certain age you had to have either your face or your figure?
    
    ... I guess Catherine was talking for women who had a good face/body to start with.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 15:26:28

35. This is the funniest thing I've read all day! "Sinewy hag"...what vivid awesomeness!

    By LL, on June 17, 2009 16:12:55

36. Jeez, Sarah, cut back a little on the exercise, OK? It's not helping...

    By BringOutTheBigGuns, on June 17, 2009 17:19:44

37. I think she looks fit, healthy, and...without makeup, just having worked out, she looks fine. ya'll are a bunch of lame haters.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 17:22:08

38. Haggard Boner Killer!

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 18:03:38

39. Looks like the backs of my feet.

    By anonymous, on June 17, 2009 18:38:16

40. ROTFLMAO!!
    Good one Todd- Every word...GOLD!
    Scary Bitch has to sneak up on a mirror

    By BukkNekkid , on June 17, 2009 18:46:22

41. is that a... varicose vein on her bicep? She looks like a hunk of gristle.
    
    This is what happens when you are too thin and in your forties. A little extra weight at that age makes everything look softer,

    By Red Cat, on June 17, 2009 18:50:34

42. The other damn-wtf-am-I-doin'-awake-so-damn-late-night, I happened upon an old episode of Sex In The City on cable. I think it was from the 3rd season of the series. She looked good. Face was full and rosy. Slightly full in body as well. She looked damn good.
    
    Now she looks like Madonna's younger sister. WTF happened?!
    
    Beef-jerky-lookin' is not the way to go these days, ladies. No matter what anyone says...even if it's those that you pay gazillions to....to tell you that you look 'sexy'.
    
    Eat some fuckin' food.

    By cinco, on June 17, 2009 20:37:56

43. Back in 1995 she came on the Today Show without any make up and it about made me puke. Up until that point I thought she was a hot little number. Never thought the same again.

    By smfmo, on June 18, 2009 03:36:42

44. Back in 1995 she came on the Today Show without any make up and it about made me puke. Up until that point I thought she was a hot little number. Never thought the same again.

    By smfmo, on June 18, 2009 03:36:57

45. Activism and Democrap fundraising has hWood kissing her a.s.s. and giving her good roles.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 04:56:48

46. Lets be honest...we're not angry at her for being ugly. We're being angry at her because she's FUBAR and walks around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Thats why no one gives the other three chicks from Sex and the City any crap. They know they aren't better than anyone else. Plus she married Matthew Broderick. Matthew Broderick would have rather banged Mr. Ed...same basic looks but at least Ed has the cock MB is looking for.

    By Mad Dog, on June 18, 2009 07:26:48

47. Activism and Democrap fundraising gets her any role. She is a Media Darling.

    By anonymous, on June 18, 2009 07:36:50

48. Okay, O-kayyy - but when did she ever proclaim herself to be a beauty? So she's not that great looking? - she's just an actress and a hair model and married to that Inspector Gadget dude. Why all the rage over her appearance? You are all right, she's sorta horsey & veiny and I'll go as far as agreeing with Todd's 'sinewy hag' remark - but who's arguing that she's NOT all these things? Maybe she's really nice. Like Michelle Obama. Total horsefaced hag, but I hear she's really sweet. Lighten up, haters, not everyone is a supermodel. I mean, I am, but not everyone can be.

    By OhPleaseMary, on June 18, 2009 15:15:02

49. sheesh. Just goes to show that make up can work wonders on TV and make someone look better than they actually look. Sarah, i believe, is a classic case. I never thought she was a looker, but this picture lowered my opinion of her looks even further. I literally didn't think that was possible. and #46, i agree with you.

    By Kaine, on June 20, 2009 17:37:39