27 Comments:

1. Haha...Anne Rice, Twilight, Sesame Street, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Push-Pops, Batman, beard, and obscure 80's cartoons. Gotta love Todd and his references.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 02:05:59

2. I hope TB Producers paid you a nice $ for this ad. I'd watch, but I'll throw my money out the window before I'll pay for one minute of HBO.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 03:15:40

3. Great tits.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 03:37:05

4. Whatever. She's a dog.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 04:04:34

5. Anna Paquin and Vampire Bill are riding the hobbyhorse off-screen as well.
   Also: great, real breasts.

   By bud, on June 15, 2009 04:36:51

6. Wish we could see his package. I'd hit that.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 04:38:30

7. She's got a great body.

   By Mr. Obvious, on June 15, 2009 05:39:55

8. I think those two are dating in real life, so that's probably why she agreed to do this. I think she's stupid anyway. Doesn't she realize that, if she allows it, every Hollywood producer will try to get her out of her clothes? Is she that desperate for work? I kinda like her. I think she's pretty cute. But I don't think she's doing the right thing by jumping out of her clothes. Whatever. I think the show sucks. The acting is horrid. It's just something that a high school kid or a college nerd would want to watch. Vampires and porn. Whoopie-fucking-do.

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 06:05:27

9. Vampires suck, and so does this show. Instead of gaywads, they're played as vapid Southern boy idiots. Very few of my redneck (also a vampy reference?) neighbors suck blood.
   
   But, Anna Paquin is hot. I agree with #5, it's gotten to the point where if see a real tit, I enjoy it because its just flesh (oh, and blood...)

   By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 07:31:12

10. "True Blood" is a terrible show, but a wonderful guilty pleasure, and those two things should never be confused.
    
    PS: #8 is a douche and needs to shut the fuck. Never NEVER discourage women from taking their clothes off in my presence!

    By thebig28, on June 15, 2009 09:02:30

11. "Also be warned of bears. Keep food well away from tent and kayaks; preferably 12 feet off the ground at least 100 feet away."
    
    *Now* you inform me?

    By Timothy Treadwell, on June 15, 2009 09:10:45

12. I dream of the day that Anna Paquin becomes single again...I've been crushing on her for ages!

    By MPT, on June 15, 2009 09:29:20

13. Have you ever had sex with a frozen Push-Pop? God-DAMN!

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 09:34:25

14. #10 is the kind of douche that screams for "hot" women to take their clothes off, yet probably has no problem calling someone like Paris or Lindsay a slut for showing their crotch out in public. You know, the typical hormone-driven high school kid who gets a boner every time a female walks by, yet would kill anyone and everyone if he caught his own sister doing it. Horny, angry, and confused at the same time.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 09:43:10

15. Pfft. They've already had sex several times in the first season and frankly, the gratuitous sex in this show is ridiculous.
    
    But entertaining nonetheless. There's at least one sex scene per episode!
    
    As for paying for it, totally not true. :D Just google "Watch true blood series" or something like that and it shows up, streaming. all free and what not. Just make sure you have a great antivirus just in case.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 11:46:16

16. Want some cool lethal vampires? Try "Near Dark" or the awesomely sexy and funny Henry Fitzroy in "Blood Ties."
    
    And I'm so over the effeminate wangsty obviously-gay undead dudes who become vampires and spent eternity whining about it. Ever read Laurell K. Hamilton? She's the QUEEN of vampires who are supposed to be sexy and sensual and superpowerful, but all they do is whine and wangst and crawl around for the heroine to screw.
    
    I've never understood why vampire sex is supposed to be fun. I mean, aside from the whole DEAD thing, they'd be COLD. And in the case of "Twilight," covered in tiny diamonds... yeah, that friction would hurt!

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 13:12:40

17. Anna has a nice body, but her face is a fucking disaster.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 13:20:25

18. Vampires are the new black in Hollywood. Blurry nude photos without penetration are so passe. To think the producers could have hired Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian for the full sexual monty.

    By D. Carradine, on June 15, 2009 13:31:12

19. >Whatever. She's a dog. By anonymous
    Dude you gay?

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 13:48:42

20. thebig28,
    i agree with the "never discourage women from taking their clothes off"; that being said, if your thoughts of ANY show start with "yeah, it's a terrible show, but.." turn the tv off, and walk away. stop watching it, and find something else to jerk off to.

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 15:57:54

21. vampires used to be horrid, shapeshifting, bloodsucking undead monsters that would explode in the sunlight... now they're emo-fags who only proclaims his "undying love" for a girl so he can fuck her brother on the side... and they GLOW!!! we went from 'near dark' to 'twilight'- someone please tell me- what the fuck happened?

    By anonymous, on June 15, 2009 16:12:31

22. Love me some Anna!
    Sweet post!

    By BukkNekkid , on June 15, 2009 19:24:15

23. hey #21, what does that have to do w/ True Blood? haven't seen or read Twilight and considering who's losing their minds over it, I shall happily pass, but True Blood's pretty cool...

    By gigi, on June 16, 2009 04:05:55

24. More crazies will see it; become inspired, stalk and slaughter their helpless innocent victims for fun.. whee.. You call this entertainment? Blah

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 10:12:48

25. I think the biggest disappointment with this show is that both of the leads are, IMO, quite unattractive. I find myself saying "Wait, I think this is supposed to be hot, but...ehhh." The acting is lukewarm at best, and the script is pretty lame. The scene where vampire Bill leapt out from his underground hiding spot, completely naked, mind you, and basically just screwed Sookie right there had me rolling. "I love you, here's a vagina full of dirt for ya!" The idea of vampire sex is hot mostly for the biting I think, anyway ;)

    By anonymous, on June 16, 2009 14:17:48

26. #23,
    not a lot, admittedly, it was more of a generalized question about how vampires are basically blood sucking zombies and how they got reduced to emo/tweener panty soakers... not the most relevant question in the world, but i am wondering...

    By #21, on June 17, 2009 00:45:10

27. 23..go and rent 'Let the right one in' and shut the fuck up about vampires are not 'original' anymore.

    By anonymous, on June 24, 2009 17:09:11