Jessica Biel Knows Better
Jessica Biel was on Letterman last night, and damn she looked hot as hell. I realize I think about her all the time and always say I'm going to marry her, but I don't know, man. My name is "Todd". That's not really a tough sounding name. I bet she only likes guys with names like "Justin" or "William". Guys like that sound like they have a lot of Facebook friends. Oh, wait. Maybe just one speacial one. :) Awww....
