210 Diamonds

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  1. Idiot.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 01:41:08

  2. He should have got her a dog collar instead.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 01:52:13

  3. This ring is specifically designed to give this queer pleasure when she drops the gold finger on his anus.

    By coolpapa, on July 6, 2009 02:14:47

  4. To Mr. Jonas:

    A piece of advice, and this can't be stressed strongly enough, get a prenup. No matter how much women gripe and snivel that "it's not romantic". Once they sink their greedy little claws in, they will clean you out and take half of everything you have ever worked for.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 03:16:17

  5. He really really really really really wants to get laid already!

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 03:41:22

  6. What a dumb bastard.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 03:46:39

  7. you are all so jaded and bitter.

    the ring is beautiful.
    love is great.

    By married for 2 years and loving it!, on July 6, 2009 03:49:04

  8. its pave, that doesnt cost that much. a 4ct center prob cost more than that ring

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:03:31

  9. he's young, rich and in love. find something else to bitch about.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:07:18

  10. Isn't he only 21? It's a big commitment to make just so he can have sex. I predict that they'll be divorced by the time he turns 28.

    Really, what is the big deal in the US with virginity? It's nothing to be proud of and seems unnatural and manipulative.

    By Red Cat, on July 6, 2009 04:19:37

  11. Love is a myth.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:41:51

  12. She'll be a raving cunt in a year and he will be having an affair with the mail man.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:44:28

  13. he looks like a young john c. reilly. walk hard

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 05:06:27

  14. Apparently someone told him that the more expensive the ring, the straighter he'll appear...

    By Tizzle, on July 6, 2009 05:38:26

  15. It's a shame he thinks he has to get married, he obviously just likes designing jewelry and is trying to hide teh gay by using this as an excuse.
    It would be much more sensible to announce that he's flaming and bring out a fashion line of his own.
    That way he could mince about quietly and not bother us with his voice, and make some cash too.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 06:05:21

  16. Nuptial bed scene: "Ok, sweetheart, now a ring for a ring, if you know what I mean".

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 06:44:09

  17. Actually, this is the only Jonas brother most girls DON'T care about. Out of an entire teeny bopper forum of about 200 congratulations, I only saw TWO "OH MY GOD N0000ES I'M CRYING THIS CAN'T BE"s.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 07:06:46

  18. "...unless he can get to Narnia through this chick's vagina..."

    Fucking hilarious. I'm stealing this...thanks man.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 07:52:38

  19. 1-get a strong prenup
    2-they are too young
    3-this purity thing is bs.for adults.CHILDREN meaning TEENAGERSmeanpurityrings,weekly separate sex group sessions with a cousnelor about teenage pregnancy,STD's,welfare,drugs the works,
    extraciricular activites,etc.
    IT IS OKAY FOR ADULTS TO HAVE ADULT RELATIONSHIPS.If maybe young adult Jonas bro here could get the milk for free,maybe there won't be a divorce afew years from now and a child named Childsupport too when they divorce.

    By Hmmmmm...., on July 6, 2009 08:04:33

  20. Could be overcompensation for saying he is not really gay...while secretely he designed it for himself and will take every opportunity to sneak back in the closet to admire his good taste and what drapes would best with my...ehr...her ring and should what colors should I have in my wedding and what flower should be the central theme...red roses or go exotic with a more tropical theme...

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 08:05:26

  21. Pave, while yes, technically "diamonds," are not really diamonds in the diamond sense, if you know what I mean.

    That girl kinda looks like Ashley Tisdale. Maybe he can buy her a rhinoplasty.

    My sons LOOOOOOVE the Jonas Bros. (They're two and four, btw; they also love farting in each other's faces, having the dog lick their tongues, and yanking on each other's balls in the shower.)

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 08:23:17

  22. 210 diamonds for that face?

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 11:02:57

  23. Funny... I thought greed and conceit were sins. But, hey, what do I know?

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 11:11:12

  24. Is #19 retarded?
    The 'hmmmm' won't convince anyone that you're actually doing any 'thinking', moron.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 11:35:28

  25. Virginal women come at a premium today. If you give it up to a dumb jock whose career ambition is to own a paving company or a sleezeball who impresses you with the car he probably sleeps in, expect a JC Penny ring with a mini-mini diamond girls !

    By Letitica Baldridge, on July 6, 2009 12:16:20

  26. "worked with Kevin to design the ring. The star “had done his homework,” Arabo said. “He knew exactly what he wanted.”



    Translation: Funboy loves the cock and wishes he was the bride.

    By BarbadoSlim, on July 6, 2009 12:32:45

  27. Poor bastard, he still thinks it's worth buying a rock like that just to get laid. He needs to get some advice from Nick Lachey about when it is or is not worth it to tie the knot just to hit it...

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 13:18:18

  28. #24: LOL. Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 13:29:12

  29. #21 you cracked me up man.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 13:34:46

  30. This is what happens when you pen up sexual tension with religion and abstinence...the man goes so overboard trying to ensure that he will get the skins. Way to much money for a lay......Like Jessica and Nick......once the honemoon is over it's half of his value and dirty whores, drugs, and TMZ

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 14:21:28

  31. This is what happens when you pen up sexual tension with religion and abstinence...the man goes so overboard trying to ensure that he will get the skins. Way to much money for a lay......Like Jessica and Nick......once the honeymoon is over it's half of his value and dirty whores, drugs, and TMZ

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 14:21:59

  32. Haha! "Unless he can get to Narnia through this chick's vagina.." Beautiful.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 14:22:53

  33. #8 Agreed. He overpaid of he paid more than 3g's for that setting. The diamond, if good quality, 100 g's and up.

    I think she looks like Hillary Duff's fugly sister.

    210/3 = 7. God's number. Jesus freaks, you dig?

    Man that chick looks like she barks at the moon!

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 14:42:40

  34. He spent time and energy designing it and "imagined" what the ring would look like? Pretty gay if you ask me...

    By Hot Rob, on July 6, 2009 15:01:20

  35. #33

    210/3=70 dumbass,

    #7 Until you reach past 7 years, then keep your mouth shut because majority of couples divorce before then.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 17:01:27

  36. moron. just grab any girl and fuck her. you tool. have to get married? grow up! stop believing ancient fairytales telling you you have to be married and how to live your life.

    By nick, on July 6, 2009 17:30:46

  37. OMFG!!!!!! I WANT THAT RING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 17:44:46

  38. Q. What's the price to keep your beard quiet about your homosexuality?

    A. 210 diamonds.

    By Uvalde Slim, on July 6, 2009 17:51:16

  39. Fuck off #7. Douche.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 18:45:52

  40. I wonder how many African child slaves lost limbs over this overpriced piece of crap.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 22:00:40

  41. Quite a ring for a beard to be wearing.

    By Pineapple Andy Kaid, on July 7, 2009 02:23:16


  42. >ring he designed for her
    >he designed for her
    >he designed.

    fag.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:54:39

  43. #35 You are right. 70 x 3=210. The point was the 7's and 3's having Biblical meaning.

    I think you are a dumbass, too. And you are ugly. So there. Na na na. Moron.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:03:09

  44. I hate this asshole so much.

    Imagine how many african slave chimps (reference to simpsons episode) it took to find those diamonds!

    By Zippo69, on July 7, 2009 15:35:16

  45. # 43 &33

    Figures your a child reading grown-up literature, no point commenting on you, you would not understand, your brain has not fully developed. If you are grown-up well, same thing your brain does not have capacity to understand intelligent conversation.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 17:29:08

  46. He'll probably hide the diamond ring in a dog biscuit for her.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 06:49:52

  47. That chick is so full of shit. Of course she noticed the ring. That would be the first thing any conceited insecure little bitch would be looking at when the poor sucker pops the question. How the hell else is she supposed to figure out if her answer will be yes or no?

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 18:57:15

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