30 Comments:

1. She should date Lindsay Lohan. That would be very entertaining.

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 05:24:01

2. 1, the sheer drug-fueled craziness would probably cause a black hole to form.
   
   "Amy Winehouse is Single." Betcha the guys out there are calling in sick so they can pursue your Troo Luv now that they have a chance!

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 05:39:56

3. I bet she'd let you give her anal. She's probably real "needy" at this point.

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 05:51:48

4. The end of Western Civilization is here, the Dark Ages are at hand and Winehouse is the house act at Boozehouse.

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 06:16:18

5. Move over Megan, here comes Amy!

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 06:22:02

6. I like her singing and her tattoos too. Cute!

   By The Authority, on July 16, 2009 06:31:19

7. I fucked your mother last night.
   She wasn't very good.

   By ijerkoffconstantly, on July 16, 2009 07:55:02

8. They both have bad yellow teeth.

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 08:14:58

9. woo-hoo!
   wi-no!
   wi-no!
   wi-no!

   By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 09:12:16

10. if I had a few rubbers protecting me, and i was completely passed out and she'd rape me,
    
    i'd do her.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 09:34:45

11. #1, HILARIOUS! Great idea.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 09:54:27

12. I really hate that dude's name.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 10:05:33

13. I'll bet she's an incredible fuck. She'd have to be to get guy to go to bed with her. Maybe she would like to join Demi and me in bed.

    By Ashton Punk'd Kutchner, on July 16, 2009 10:37:02

14. Eww! She's fucking nasty! Hook her up with Keith Richards.

    By K, on July 16, 2009 10:51:00

15. I'd fuck her, but only if she let me sandpaper off all those tats.

    By Sarah Palin's lesbian sister, on July 16, 2009 11:11:34

16. #15 I'll sandpaper your face!

    By The Authority, on July 16, 2009 13:40:32

17. Why does every day have to end with the posting of a disgusting image? Todd, perhaps you could make it a priority to have the top of the page be of something that isn't so revolting when it is going to be there for 24 hours?

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 14:23:17

18. I doubt she will be doing underwear ads with Beckham soon.
    Shame Michael Jackson passed so soon, she would have made the perfect third wife for him. Plus they could share the vicodin.

    By Clement Attlee, on July 16, 2009 15:27:36

19. #16, you leave my lesbian sister alone or I'll gut you like a moose. And you know I can do it.
    

    By Sarah Fucking Palin, on July 16, 2009 15:27:53

20. DIBS!!!

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 15:31:08

21. Filthy, disgusting pigs.

    By BarbadoSlim, on July 16, 2009 15:36:42

22. If Dave is single I see this as a win-win.

    By Dr. Phil, on July 16, 2009 15:47:48

23. LMFAO @ #14 - that IS Keith Richards you idiot...

    By Mick Jagger, on July 16, 2009 20:07:33

24. get in line guys

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 22:33:52

25. i skipped over this article because it didn't say 'Amy Winehouse is dead'

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 23:41:46

26. I can not believe MJ died before this waste of a human being.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 05:51:36

27. Damn, looks like she is 40 years old.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 06:29:46

28. Both of them are so disgusting they deserve each other.

    By Underpants Gnome, on July 17, 2009 14:13:01

29. Yuck!Amy Winehouse makes the word HIDEOUS look BEAUTIFUL!Words cannot describe how ***** she is !

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 19:57:28

30. i'm happy for her...she look so much healtheir and she actually smiled.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 20:20:32