Ashlee Simpson Should Think This Through

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  1. Pete Wentz needs a public beating at the hands of Andy Dick.

    By coolpapa, on July 13, 2009 03:10:56

  2. America's safe as long as we have a treasure trove of talent like AS. She's looking better than ever! Ash should team with Lidz in horror pix: "Crack Zombies from Smack Alley".

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 03:13:34

  3. Pete Wentz: Is there a bigger douchebag on the planet? Really?

    By fubar, on July 13, 2009 03:15:01

  4. Robot much?

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 03:43:27

  5. I think Joe should make a video of them getting hit by a bus...to the music of one of Micheal's songs. Doesn't matter which since no one would listen to it anyway.

    It'd be a hit for sure. No pun intended.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:06:27

  6. In response to #3: Yes, there is. Spencer Pratt, for instance.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:06:55

  7. Why can't all the Simpsons just go away and stay away. Can't stand the whole family

    By Nick, on July 13, 2009 04:13:22

  8. I think that the goth/skank look plus the Michael Jackson songs would work for Ash.

    By JoeSmoke, on July 13, 2009 04:39:22

  9. I'm pretty sure there isn't a bigger douche than Pete Wentz in all the world.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 05:16:13

  10. She looks scary :(

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 05:28:25

  11. Jay Leno called. He wants his chin back.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 05:37:20

  12. she's getting WAY too thin and she could never sing anyway. i agree with you on this post.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 05:50:09

  13. Pete Wentz is such a fucking tool. I want to take a baseball bat to his head for his appearance, alone.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 06:08:57

  14. Please let her do it.. Take the taint of Jackson and the vile-silliness of Simpson down with one funny swoop!

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 06:33:50

  15. Anorexia anyone?

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 06:50:16

  16. Ashlee is looking too skinny now - she needs to put on some weight ASAP.

    And she should not disrespect MJ's music by recording it - that really would be wrong.

    By Midlife Bachelor, on July 13, 2009 06:55:07

  17. Wow she got skinny. Really brings out the manjaw.

    And that hair color is hideous.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 07:04:49

  18. Wow. The guy is hardly buried & the vultures are already picking the reamins, some respect for the dead.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 07:31:24

  19. Is she over yet? Can't sing, not pretty, has a creepy dad, and she's already gotten knocked up by a gay guy.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 08:26:14

  20. Fuck the weight issue. Just kill the worthless cunt.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 09:30:47

  21. From Pete Wentz' Wikipedia page.

    In a Blender interview in March 2007, Wentz stated that he has kissed other men and that "anybody above the waist is totally fair game."[23] In the May 2007 issue of The Advocate, Wentz opened up about his sexuality, stating that he is sexually attracted to males but hasn't had sexual relations with other men because "I'm not a fan of penises."[24]

    Later in July 2008, Wentz appeared on the front cover of Out Magazine with the headline, "Yeah, I am a fag." Wentz reasoned that "It’s all because I know I’m going to get a reaction."

    What a cunt.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 09:35:20

  22. Why isn't Wentz writing songs for an album for his bride? Oh that's right. Because he sucks green donkey dicks.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 09:37:15

  23. um, if i want to hear michael jackson, i will play a michael jackson cd, not listen to this dipshit do a horrible karaoke cover of one of his songs.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 09:40:28

  24. Her sister got dumped.LOL...Again.LOL

    By Tasi., on July 13, 2009 10:48:22

  25. Ash, cvome on over. We'll do a 3sum with Jessica.

    By Cousin O.J., on July 13, 2009 11:46:45

  26. The more he eats cock, the thinner she gets.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 12:38:21

  27. Why the hell is this douche dressed like it is November in Buffalo? A hoodie and a leather coat in July?

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 13:23:02

  28. Assuming the pics are new that is.
    If the zombies ever do attack somebody needs to shoot these 2 in the head just in case. They look like the master zombies directing all brain eating activities.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 13:29:25

  29. HUH???!!!

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 14:21:05

  30. I could sing " I am not the one. The kid is not my son."
    Hee-hee-hee.

    By Tony Romo, on July 13, 2009 14:51:09

  31. Talentless douchebag ASSHOLE simpson & her pimp daddy need a severe beatdown. She totally lacks any talent & SUCKS as a singer, she's married to a faggot & her daddy is the worst kind of pimp; he'd sell his daughter ASSHOLE into a snuff film if it got him money & attention...

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 14:56:08

  32. Ashlee Simpson has really became a fashionista since she has been dating Pete. Is he gay?

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 15:12:11

  33. I"D lick her ass and take her temperature with my tongue.

    By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 19:43:11

  34. I always hated Pete Wentz ... at least until he went on Howard Stern and told the world about how Ashlee lets him fuck her in the ass and swallows jizz. I mean, it ain't classy, but it certainly makes her sound more fun.

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 00:59:25

  35. #34 desperate women will do desperate things. Maybe her sister should do the same.

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 08:13:46

  36. Apparently Pete Wentz can't sing or play an instrument and is not the actual singer in Fall Out Boy. Now it makes perfect sense he should be so attracted to a girl who also can't sing and can't even hoe down decently. Plus this piece of shit spit at a photographer in a Las Vegas nightclub so I'd say yeah kill them both.

    By Peterson, on July 14, 2009 08:57:32

  37. That Coke Mom is soooo crazy.
    I'm sure Peter Went might go totally gay at this point.

    By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 09:16:42

  38. Is Ashlee "Blanket's" Mom?

    By LaToya, on July 14, 2009 11:40:07

  39. "might go totally gay" can't possibly describe his overwhelming desire to drown in the jizz of a thousand strange men... and hasn't ashlee already had one kid from papa joe's "management"? go the fuck home, the both of you.

    By anonymous, on July 15, 2009 00:47:13

  40. Ash will watch and masturbate while I introduce Pete to real love.

    By Richard Gayboy Simmons, on July 15, 2009 11:45:04

  41. Joe Simpson the white Joe Jackson ? I could just imagine the two Joes in a business meeting : )

    By anonymous, on July 15, 2009 16:52:02

  42. Two words, cuz -- Lesbian incest.

    By Cousin O.J., on July 15, 2009 20:28:09

  43. Looking at the pics of Ashlee makes me think of "The Corpse Bride" and Rob Zombie's "Living Dead Girl"....I then promptly threw up. Thank you Chief Long Dong.

    By Brother Darkness, on July 17, 2009 09:46:45

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