19 Comments:

1. What the fuck kind of a name is Dallas Austin? He's in the music business not porn...unless it's all some kind of scheme to get Britney into that industry. Hmm.

   By KB, on July 17, 2009 05:18:48

2. Some knob just set my fire alarm off also and apparently I am the only person who can turn it off. No wonder most the people in my building are unemployed.... the instructions are right next to it. Stop standing around with your mouths open and read them, ugh

   By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 05:22:40

3. Why any dude would want to get within 50 feet of this bloated, broken down skank is beyond me. The money can't possibly be worth it.

   By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 05:33:47

4. Does this surprise anyone? She's a stupid lazy slut who uses sex to get people to pay attention to her, and she has the brain of a bratty little girl who thinks she can do anything and never be punished for it.

   By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 05:41:22

5. The multi-talented Ms. Spears has cleaned up nicely. I saw her on TV - she was able to stand up, converse with fans and look hot simultaneously.

   By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 06:07:32

6. I don't think you can just wake up one day and decide to be Jewish (see necklace).

   By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 06:12:45

7. She looks EXACTLY like my Jewish Uncle Avi...with longer hair.

   By AustinDallas, on July 17, 2009 06:28:18

8. You have 50-year old looking boobs already, Brit. Strap them in and cover them up!

   By jtg, on July 17, 2009 06:40:03

9. Mah Britney is hangin' out.

   By Slutney's pussy, on July 17, 2009 06:44:35

10. @1 It could be worse. His name could be Pittsburgh Philadelphia

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 07:13:57

11. Why did we stop stoning people?????

    By First Pitch, on July 17, 2009 07:35:32

12. 11, if I ever see Shitney I promise I'll try to bring it back into style.

    By anonymous, on July 17, 2009 07:42:22

13. Does this mean my check will be late?
    

    By Kevin F., on July 17, 2009 10:32:51

14. Did BritBrit suddenly convert to Judaism? Why's she wearing a Star of David???

    By bitingontinfoil, on July 17, 2009 12:57:06

15. I'm sure there are lots of Jews from Louisiana. Stupid whore.

    By Iceman, on July 17, 2009 13:54:59

16. Hey, it's Dallas Austin, she's probably fuckin' for tracks

    By anonymous, on July 18, 2009 11:43:42

17. My first thought was "Britney is Jewish?" while my second thought was "no, probably just too stupid to know what the star represents".

    By jenny mo, on July 18, 2009 14:45:35

18. I would still prefer crazy Britanny to adopt me instead of old Joe Jackson.

    By " Blanket", on July 18, 2009 17:28:01

19. Hey #3...to answer your question -
    
    Because Dallas Austin is a brother and you kno they'll stick their penises in anything.
    
    Yeah, I said it.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 04:46:06