I still cant believe she chose that as her album cover. I mean I cant get over it. Are you serious? Like seriously, seriously? What goes through this girls head is beyond me.
It's pretty bad when you're so fucking burnt the artist just goes ahead and colors you red. Chill out with the fucking tanning bed, bitch. You're going to have melanoma in 3 years.
Ah, the Intertubes. So easy to bash someone. Sure she's pretty much a joke, but, she's probably already made more money than any of us ever will (especially the writers at IDLYITW who work for free - I assume? No one pays for these recycled jokes, right? Oh, and why can't I stop reading them?) Where was I? Oh ya. So let's see. She, goes to the beach, hangs out with friends, tours around the Wal-mart/Circus/FairGround cicuit, and probably will never know the mundaiety* of office life. She's recorded an album, will probably have more, and would anyone really be surprised if eventually she outsells somebody truly awesome like Ashlee Simpson? To recap, yes, she's a laugh, being in the underwear section of Wal-mart is a laugh, I'd still hit it which is a laugh, but I at least hope Intertube bashing rolls off her muscular, pimply back.
See the Judge should have sentenced Chris Brown to be locked into Brooke Hogan's apartment. Brooke would put him in a headlock and then use the 15" strap-on.
#25 come on.. you will hit it too... dont be shy... we'll understand.. :) Anyway.. this a 21 year old pussy... and those pussies.. are wet.. and hot.... no matter what...
I don't get how she can look at that picture and not being like "ok, somebody's fucking with me". Seriously? I think I saw that painted on a van in the 80's.
Dude, I am not even kidding...about 4 weeks ago in my little podunk town we had our annual "Darboy Chickenfest" - duct-taped carni rides for the kiddies, ring toss, Led Zeppelin mirrors to anyone who could pop balloons with a dart. All the finest stuff. And who was the headliner for the final night of Chickenfest?
Oh yeah.
Brooke Hogan.
I'd send a pic but I wasn't interested enough to stick around to watch this beast stomp around on stage.
@#29 - I didn't invent the internet for you 'effing english majors. "Mundaiety" my ass. Now where the hell is my Gulfstream? I have a carbon footprint to leave !
If we are putting this on the side of the van we need a bubble window shaped like a heart. And a don't come a knockin' sticker. ELO in the eight track...
It looks like an airbrushed 'Magic: The Gathering' card. Plus ... 'The Redemption?' Is she critiquing her last album? Is she fresh off a fifteen-minute 'time out' in the corner?! I refuse to think about this photograph any longer.
Come on boys!! forget about how sucky her family is or is shes a good singer and blah blah blah. She's pretty.. and her body is not bad. Also she has a nice face , so when you finish you at least will have something good to look at ;).
Her album cover looks like one of those cheesy airbrush things you get at Six Flags or some shit. Then again, she was raised on the pro-wrestling circuit, her idea of classy is probably rhinestone spandex.
The only thing that could have made that cover better is to make it out of black velvet lol. She looks so much like her father that any guy interested in her would have to rethink his sexual preference.
49 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThe only word that comes to my mind is "fug".
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 06:05:41
wishful thinking on that pic, no way that ugly bitch is that thin
By reg, on July 27, 2009 06:11:21
This reminds me, I need to get some new socks and underwear.
Thanks!
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 06:13:36
*In best Jerry Seinfeld voice*
She has man hands.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 06:17:22
what's up with this Orphan shit poping up?? Man.. i hope your getting paid very well for this annoying shit poping up every 5 seconds....
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 06:21:06
LOVE IT. Right in the men's socks and underwear section...
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 06:29:02
Nice. They have her in the back of the Wal Mart by the socks and underwear.
Very fitting. Now just throw her in a blue smock and put her to work.
What a white-trash fug piece of shit she is.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 06:33:02
Are the words: "Bleach job thinks she's a trailer park Goddess". Lohan's soda-jerk pix say more: "I am Ann-Margaret's twin sister Dopey-Margaret."
By Curious Yellow, on July 27, 2009 06:36:43
When you're signing CD's in a Wal-Mart, it's time to rethink what it is that you should be doing for a living. Just my thoughts.
By JJM, on July 27, 2009 06:39:09
You were on a roll with the hot blonds and then you had to put Brock on here. I'm a little disappointed Todd.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 06:44:15
I still cant believe she chose that as her album cover. I mean I cant get over it. Are you serious? Like seriously, seriously? What goes through this girls head is beyond me.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 07:05:28
Air #11. Air goes through her head.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 07:12:37
id hit it.
By the hulkster, on July 27, 2009 07:13:13
Fucking album cover looks like it was done by a lifer in prison!
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 07:23:40
Broomsticks come in her size?
By Hu Flung Dung, on July 27, 2009 08:01:12
#14,
I agree 100%.
Whomever is responsible for that album cover clearly has no life and no hope for the future.
By joejoe, on July 27, 2009 08:08:24
It's pretty bad when you're so fucking burnt the artist just goes ahead and colors you red. Chill out with the fucking tanning bed, bitch. You're going to have melanoma in 3 years.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 08:20:57
It looks like an '80s movie poster.
Only with a man-lady on it.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 08:55:14
#14 is my new hero.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 08:59:04
is she at a TJ Maxx... nothing says "album release" like TJ Maxx.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 09:08:42
I think she is pretty hot stuff. She might be a bit more amazon that what I'd typically prefer, but I think she is definitely hhhhot!
By Midlife Bachelor, on July 27, 2009 09:09:07
She looks like the 50-year-old cougars that come out at night.
Except, she's what? 21?
Yikes.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 09:14:23
#22 i still hit it.....
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 09:28:38
She's an idiot just like the rest of her family of scumbags are.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 09:53:22
#23, me too. With my car.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 09:58:57
Oh wow man, can I have that painted on the sides of my van, man ?
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 10:35:05
Play that funky music. White girl.
By Prof " Louie Louie" Gates, on July 27, 2009 10:39:51
that album cover painting is missing the unicorn's horn on her forehead. that would rule.
By bud, on July 27, 2009 10:48:55
Ah, the Intertubes. So easy to bash someone. Sure she's pretty much a joke, but, she's probably already made more money than any of us ever will (especially the writers at IDLYITW who work for free - I assume? No one pays for these recycled jokes, right? Oh, and why can't I stop reading them?) Where was I? Oh ya. So let's see. She, goes to the beach, hangs out with friends, tours around the Wal-mart/Circus/FairGround cicuit, and probably will never know the mundaiety* of office life. She's recorded an album, will probably have more, and would anyone really be surprised if eventually she outsells somebody truly awesome like Ashlee Simpson? To recap, yes, she's a laugh, being in the underwear section of Wal-mart is a laugh, I'd still hit it which is a laugh, but I at least hope Intertube bashing rolls off her muscular, pimply back.
*Mundaiety's a word, I saw it used on MySpace.
By IntertubeRoaster, on July 27, 2009 11:00:50
See the Judge should have sentenced Chris Brown to be locked into Brooke Hogan's apartment. Brooke would put him in a headlock and then use the 15" strap-on.
Talk about scared straight.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 11:02:14
#25 come on.. you will hit it too... dont be shy... we'll understand.. :) Anyway.. this a 21 year old pussy... and those pussies.. are wet.. and hot.... no matter what...
So.. yeah.. ill hit it.. 100 times if i could!!
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 11:42:34
I'd hit it.
With a yellow Toyota Supra.
By Nick Hogan, on July 27, 2009 12:07:58
I don't get how she can look at that picture and not being like "ok, somebody's fucking with me". Seriously? I think I saw that painted on a van in the 80's.
By jenny mo, on July 27, 2009 13:55:40
#32, holy shit man.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 14:12:53
Dude, I am not even kidding...about 4 weeks ago in my little podunk town we had our annual "Darboy Chickenfest" - duct-taped carni rides for the kiddies, ring toss, Led Zeppelin mirrors to anyone who could pop balloons with a dart. All the finest stuff. And who was the headliner for the final night of Chickenfest?
Oh yeah.
Brooke Hogan.
I'd send a pic but I wasn't interested enough to stick around to watch this beast stomp around on stage.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 15:11:22
Here's a link: http://www.darboyfest.org/schedule.asp
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 15:13:41
@#29 - I didn't invent the internet for you 'effing english majors. "Mundaiety" my ass.
Now where the hell is my Gulfstream? I have a carbon footprint to leave !
By Al Gore, on July 27, 2009 15:16:26
If we are putting this on the side of the van we need a bubble window shaped like a heart. And a don't come a knockin' sticker. ELO in the eight track...
By true grit, on July 27, 2009 16:46:44
Hey Mr Mundaiety (29)--why don't you go polish your big oversized white sunglasses and iron your Ed Hardy shirts...douche.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 17:32:09
Brock signing at Wal-mart!!!
Maybe her and Tiffani can tours MALLS next ?
Damn Hogan!!!!!
Are you Proud now ?
Aren't her 15 minutes up yet ?
By BukkNekkid , on July 27, 2009 17:47:18
" THAT'S A BIG BITCH"!!!!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 18:31:27
#32 You made me chuckle and that never happens, not even on this site. Thank you very much, sir.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 19:03:04
tube socks
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 23:53:13
Signing autographs at Wal-mart ? Was Family Dollar booked already ? She is pathetic.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 03:03:36
It looks like an airbrushed 'Magic: The Gathering' card. Plus ... 'The Redemption?' Is she critiquing her last album? Is she fresh off a fifteen-minute 'time out' in the corner?! I refuse to think about this photograph any longer.
By lickingtoad, on July 28, 2009 03:12:02
Come on boys!! forget about how sucky her family is or is shes a good singer and blah blah blah. She's pretty.. and her body is not bad. Also she has a nice face , so when you finish you at least will have something good to look at ;).
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 03:22:39
At a Walmart.LOL Gives us an idea of who actually listen to her crap.
By Tasi, on July 28, 2009 03:42:52
Her album cover looks like one of those cheesy airbrush things you get at Six Flags or some shit. Then again, she was raised on the pro-wrestling circuit, her idea of classy is probably rhinestone spandex.
By aloria, on July 28, 2009 13:57:16
The only thing that could have made that cover better is to make it out of black velvet lol. She looks so much like her father that any guy interested in her would have to rethink his sexual preference.
By jaye, on July 28, 2009 14:22:57
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