...and live happily with family? Since when has Lindsay been around her family, now Dina wants to act like they are close? I don't think Lindsay likes her Mother very much, I know I don't. Dina Lohan should be in prison for pimping her children. She ruined Lindsay, and now she's ruining Alli. Hey Dina, a 15 year old shouldn't get plastic surgery.
Didn't Mommy Dearest also predict Lindsay would win an Oscar for that crapfest with Jane Fonda? There's not a functioning brain cell in this entire family.
She's obviously shooting a scene for her new western. It's a period piece set back in July 09 about a washed up gunslinger/whore whose tired of the local baroness throwing her shit out in the street every other week. I believe the working title is, "One Brown-eye Jackie".
really the word ' genius' should be scrapped from the english language. Its been so misused in our culture today that it really doesnt mean anything anymore..
Mom doesn't mean anything by it. She's just jealous because she got married young and didn't get to be a slut like me and my little sis Ali.
In fact, once she fucked the eighth grade basketball team, grandpa sent her to an all-girl school. That was where she fucked the ninth-grade basketball team.
You done a poor job there Dina. If I was her manager that little white girl would be moonwalkin' and doing 10 shows a night. Spare the belt and spoil the child is what I say. And she would love the "children", not lesbians! Unless the lesbians could sing and dance and make me some money of course.
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Leave Your Comment...and live happily with family? Since when has Lindsay been around her family, now Dina wants to act like they are close? I don't think Lindsay likes her Mother very much, I know I don't. Dina Lohan should be in prison for pimping her children. She ruined Lindsay, and now she's ruining Alli. Hey Dina, a 15 year old shouldn't get plastic surgery.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 03:46:09
O.K., and good luck with that. Seeing is believing and it will probably be shit.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 04:11:00
Didn't Mommy Dearest also predict Lindsay would win an Oscar for that crapfest with Jane Fonda? There's not a functioning brain cell in this entire family.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 04:19:20
I'm certain that Dina is not ignorant of Linday's reality ... she is simply doing her best to promote her daughter. Cannot blame her for that ...
By Midlife Bachelor, on July 22, 2009 04:42:15
Isn't Lindsay required to have some kind of coke or coffee drink (or cock) in here hands at all times?
By Blaro, on July 22, 2009 04:42:16
She's obviously shooting a scene for her new western. It's a period piece set back in July 09 about a washed up gunslinger/whore whose tired of the local baroness throwing her shit out in the street every other week. I believe the working title is, "One Brown-eye Jackie".
By Humpinfrog, on July 22, 2009 04:56:15
A legend in her own mind. What an idiot.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 05:07:20
Always good to have a MacBeth reference in the middle of the day.
By Eric, on July 22, 2009 05:46:23
I've heard shes mentoring Kate Grossling.LOL
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 05:54:55
Todd, a MACBETH reference on a gossip site?? Not even joking, I feel like I'm about to cum. God I love you :)
By Heidi, on July 22, 2009 06:04:44
really the word ' genius' should be scrapped from the english language.
Its been so misused in our culture today that it really doesnt mean anything anymore..
By kk, on July 22, 2009 06:46:55
Come on, now, Todd, directing porn can be hot, sticky, exhausting, smelly work.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 07:09:03
The Whole family is so screwed up!
Lets hope the younger one gets smart and jumps right into Porn when she turns 18 LOL
By BukkNekkid , on July 22, 2009 08:26:17
I wonder if Dina taught Lezlo how to swallow cum. She was pretty good at it back in the day.
By Michael Lohan, on July 22, 2009 08:27:19
Of course Lindsay and I spent many an evening discussing string theory and theoretic physics.
And then she and Sam would put on a girl-on-girl show for me.
By Al Einstein, on July 22, 2009 09:08:19
Mom doesn't mean anything by it. She's just jealous because she got married young and didn't get to be a slut like me and my little sis Ali.
In fact, once she fucked the eighth grade basketball team, grandpa sent her to an all-girl school. That was where she fucked the ninth-grade basketball team.
By LezLo Ronson, on July 22, 2009 09:55:46
Lindsay has been, is and will be successful!
Stop hatin, or keep hatin either way it doesn't matter.
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 10:23:22
Come on, are you saying that her Long Island Mother of the Year award wasn't well deserved?
By Viking Girl, on July 22, 2009 11:55:21
Most normal pictures of Lindsay in months. She's back!
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 12:28:10
#17: You have a picture of her hanging in your locker at whatever Jr. High you go to, don't you?
By Duder, on July 22, 2009 12:56:29
You done a poor job there Dina. If I was her manager that little white girl would be moonwalkin' and doing 10 shows a night. Spare the belt and spoil the child is what I say.
And she would love the "children", not lesbians! Unless the lesbians could sing and dance and make me some money of course.
By Joe Jackson (Fictional), on July 22, 2009 14:35:18
LMFAO!!!
By anonymous, on July 22, 2009 18:22:20
Wonder how old LezLo was the first time mom ate her pussy.
By Sarah Palin's lesbian sister, on July 23, 2009 18:47:10
when a dina-ali-lindsay 3-way tape gets "leaked", i'll care.
until then, i won't.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 00:42:24
....Lindsay's mother is delusional-now we know that it runs in the family.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 20:04:26
Todd,you have outdone yourself.Excellent narration.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 16:08:57
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