Why in the fuck would a 29yr old want a barbie themed party? Usually I would say he's an ass for breaking up with her the night before her birthday, but I don't blame him if she was making him go. Grow the fuck up!
#2 you are right, really.Freaking 29 going on 3? #3,I try to feel bad for her but I cant;I just cant.This women have so much money but cant get a college education? Maybe there she could meet someone worth it.Sheez! I am so glad she didnt get pregnant and followed the trend.
Tony Homo and Chestica Simpson broke up, huh? Big fuckin' surprise there...and WTF with the Barbie & Ken themed party??? Too bad it didn't go as planned, so I could show up as Krusty the Clown and *fill in the blank*
So how's pimp daddy Joe Simpson gonna spin this one? He's got two moron twats for daughters; both dumbasses, both dumb as a box of rocks. When Michael Jackson died, he decided that his daughter ASSHOLE should do a Michael Jackson songs cover album; what's he going to do with his other stupid daughter who's only asset is huge titty bags?
Guys don't marry dumb women. They will fuck them for a year or two, but why marry stupid? She always has that blank, empty, vacant look. I wouldn't even call it a stare. She's too retarded to stare. And she has her mouth hanging wide open, often. She's a younger Jennifer Aniston. Jess meet Jen.
IT IS VERY SAD JESS WAS DROPPED. TONY USUALLY ONLY DROPS THINGS IN PLAYOFF GAMES. OR LIKE WHEN HE PRACTICES THE COWBOYS PLAY CALLED 'DROP SHORTS RAM 9' UP IN HIS MOTEL ROOM WITH JASON WHITTEN. I WOULDUNT BE SURPRISED IF THAT BRUNETTE HE WAS MAKING OUT WITH WUZ HIS TIGHT END. IM JSUT SAYIN.
and I don't mean that other kind of low blow.But this just reminds how matter how much she had to go low and blow Tony,tell the world she loved,and other stupid stuff,he did not marry her. You never profess about a man to others pon and about him being your future husband and father of your children unless you ant him to go. How will Jessica find herself,because you know she said Tony brought her back to herself.
I am all for nip-slip/see thru pics, that's about outfit choice and if your boob pops out, it's fair game. Putting a camera up a woman's skirt to take a picture is bullshit and really should be an offense (if it isn't already).
She is dumb as a post and has zero talent, not to mention she kind of has that tranny vibe going on....No wonder she got dumped. I'd probably do the same for the sake of my sanity. Also, can her hair get any greasier and gross-looking in the first pic? Ugh...wash your hair, Girl.
Jessica Simpson is almost as stupid as the fatty--->slim advertisements invading this website. How much money did the fatty stomach corporation invest? It's so gross and when I see that ad I just want to get away as soon as possible.
I agree with you #12. That stupid mouth always hanging open. What!! a Ken and Barbie party. Stuipica, you’re not 5!!! Grow up!. I would have laughed though if I saw Tony and Jason dressed up as Ken dolls. (great timing to get out) What a joke. Can you imagine what shit they would have gotten from the league! Do you think any would ever take them serious again!!!! What’s with this family all living in a fucking fairy tale. I bet Tony’s glad to get rid of her hanger-on-ers. Ken Pavens –her nasty father –the girl who’s around to tell her she beautiful………..on and on and on
I keep saying... She needs to become a trophy wife for some sixty-something real estate baron or golf course designer to show off at his business parties. She would have acting work that's within her abilities (standing around looking sexy) and a (old) man capable of appreciating her.
#27, it' really time to lay off the glue sniffing.
Jess needs to set her sights on someone a bit more mature. Maybe...sorta....along the lines of the Anna Nicole Smith school of old geezer husband-finding. Okay...maybe not that old, but how about someone like Kurt Russell? Come on Pappa Joe, get on it!
The pictures remind me of the time I was in a bikini bar in Atlantic City and the dancer let me play with that part that you can see in the picture. It's not technically pussy, or is it? Is it only pussy if you get inside the bikini bottom? In anatomy class, I think they call it the labia majora. Is there a doctor in the house?
I am calling Papa Joe up to declare myself the winner in our money-makin'child competition! My daughter is still a veer-gin and datin' a virgin-promise ring dummy, while his one daughter done been well-plowed as we say out in the country and the other is married to a feller that wears more eye-liner than my wife or daughters! Pay up now Joe! I gets a new banjo and a moonshine still! Dagnabit!
Jess is a very unlucky person. God gave her a body made for sin and a mind made for the short bus. The best thing that could happen would be if a rich man paid her father $50 million and took over her life.
He could take her home to his home in the Seattle area, buy her lovely things and let her spend all her time fucking. She would never have to think; all she would have to do was what she was made for.
Of course I would have her spayed. She doesn't need to burp out any little retards, no matter how fuickable they are.
It's really f*cking creepy and pathetic thinking *how* they got that upskirt shot...either laying in the gutter or a camera taped to their shoe - either way VERY TACKY!!
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By Cousin O.J., on July 13, 2009 11:43:40
Why in the fuck would a 29yr old want a barbie themed party? Usually I would say he's an ass for breaking up with her the night before her birthday, but I don't blame him if she was making him go. Grow the fuck up!
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 11:47:21
I feel kind of bad for her. I always felt that she was just a bit dumb rather than a bad person.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 11:50:13
Maybe now she'll let those fun bags out to breathe! Just to show Tony Homo what he'll be missin' out on.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 12:02:02
Tony already cheated on Jessica once in her own bed.
But her daddy pressured Tony into taking Jessica back.
What did they expect? Once Tony was under pressure to give her a ring he did the right thing and broke it off for good.
She's WAY better off getting dumped on her 29th birthday than getting dumped at the altar or, even worse, after getting married.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 12:11:35
#2 you are right, really.Freaking 29 going on 3? #3,I try to feel bad for her but I cant;I just cant.This women have so much money but cant get a college education? Maybe there she could meet someone worth it.Sheez! I am so glad she didnt get pregnant and followed the trend.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 12:12:50
Tony Homo and Chestica Simpson broke up, huh? Big fuckin' surprise there...and WTF with the Barbie & Ken themed party??? Too bad it didn't go as planned, so I could show up as Krusty the Clown and *fill in the blank*
By PapaJoeIsHittin'JessAgain, on July 13, 2009 12:21:29
Maybe if she dated a regular non-famous guy then she wouldn't have these problems. But, noooooo. Stupid twat.
By schwing!, on July 13, 2009 12:23:17
Poor little CHESTica. Just goes to show; when you date a woman who's all tits & no brains, it ain't gonna last...
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 12:33:13
So how's pimp daddy Joe Simpson gonna spin this one? He's got two moron twats for daughters; both dumbasses, both dumb as a box of rocks. When Michael Jackson died, he decided that his daughter ASSHOLE should do a Michael Jackson songs cover album; what's he going to do with his other stupid daughter who's only asset is huge titty bags?
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 12:37:25
I'm really shocked she didn't let herself get pregs to keep him around. I was willing to bet money that's what would happen. They're both idiots.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 12:49:57
Guys don't marry dumb women. They will fuck them for a year or two, but why marry stupid? She always has that blank, empty, vacant look. I wouldn't even call it a stare. She's too retarded to stare. And she has her mouth hanging wide open, often. She's a younger Jennifer Aniston. Jess meet Jen.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 13:09:54
One of the earlier points hit the nail on the head:
if she was serious about getting a relationship going she wouldn't try dating someone who was already famous
same thing for jennifer aniston
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 13:36:03
IT IS VERY SAD JESS WAS DROPPED. TONY USUALLY ONLY DROPS THINGS IN PLAYOFF GAMES. OR LIKE WHEN HE PRACTICES THE COWBOYS PLAY CALLED 'DROP SHORTS RAM 9' UP IN HIS MOTEL ROOM WITH JASON WHITTEN.
I WOULDUNT BE SURPRISED IF THAT BRUNETTE HE WAS MAKING OUT WITH WUZ HIS TIGHT END.
IM JSUT SAYIN.
By TERELL OWENS., on July 13, 2009 13:45:31
and I don't mean that other kind of low blow.But this just reminds how matter how much she had to go low and blow Tony,tell the world she loved,and other stupid stuff,he did not marry her. You never profess about a man to others pon and about him being your future husband and father of your children unless you ant him to go. How will Jessica find herself,because you know she said Tony brought her back to herself.
By Low Blow, on July 13, 2009 14:03:17
WTF? Did that photographer have a camera on his shoe to get those upskirt pics. That's sleazy.
By Hugh Jass, on July 13, 2009 14:04:04
she deserves to be dumped after wearing that awful dress.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 14:14:26
She's the type that would marry Perez Hilton and then claim she didn't know he was gay.
By Adam Glambert, on July 13, 2009 14:22:46
Love the shoe cam photos - that is outstanding!!!
By Midlife Bachelor, on July 13, 2009 14:47:13
"Maybe now she'll let those fun bags out to breathe! Just to show Tony Homo what he'll be missin' out on."
He also won't have to listen to her talk or sing. Two things I believe could actually strip paint.
Besides, he's the fuckin' QB of the fuckin' Dallas Cowboys. You don't think he can find another hot, brainless blonde with big boobs?
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 14:48:58
"Hope floats."
Honey, shit floats.
By Wise Saying Improver, on July 13, 2009 16:14:47
I swear to God I'd spread those cheeks and dive in. Who cares if she's stupid?
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 17:10:57
I am all for nip-slip/see thru pics, that's about outfit choice and if your boob pops out, it's fair game. Putting a camera up a woman's skirt to take a picture is bullshit and really should be an offense (if it isn't already).
Some "photographers" really need a fucking smack.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 18:05:58
She is dumb as a post and has zero talent, not to mention she kind of has that tranny vibe going on....No wonder she got dumped. I'd probably do the same for the sake of my sanity. Also, can her hair get any greasier and gross-looking in the first pic? Ugh...wash your hair, Girl.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 19:13:24
Jessica Simpson is almost as stupid as the fatty--->slim advertisements invading this website. How much money did the fatty stomach corporation invest? It's so gross and when I see that ad I just want to get away as soon as possible.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 19:34:29
She is free now she can pose naked and finally show her big FAT TITS
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 21:45:37
The final barrier is gone. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the 2010 Super Bowl champion Dallas Cowboys.
By Harvey Martin & Randy White, on July 14, 2009 00:46:38
I agree with you #12. That stupid mouth always hanging open.
What!! a Ken and Barbie party. Stuipica, you’re not 5!!! Grow up!. I would have laughed though if I saw Tony and Jason dressed up as Ken dolls. (great timing to get out) What a joke. Can you imagine what shit they would have gotten from the league! Do you think any would ever take them serious again!!!! What’s with this family all living in a fucking fairy tale. I bet Tony’s glad to get rid of her hanger-on-ers. Ken Pavens –her nasty father –the girl who’s around to tell her she beautiful………..on and on and on
By Carrie, on July 14, 2009 02:17:49
I keep saying...
She needs to become a trophy wife for some sixty-something real estate baron or golf course designer to show off at his business parties. She would have acting work that's within her abilities (standing around looking sexy) and a (old) man capable of appreciating her.
By stickynose, on July 14, 2009 03:10:11
#27, it' really time to lay off the glue sniffing.
Jess needs to set her sights on someone a bit more mature. Maybe...sorta....along the lines of the Anna Nicole Smith school of old geezer husband-finding. Okay...maybe not that old, but how about someone like Kurt Russell? Come on Pappa Joe, get on it!
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 04:10:08
You can't fix stupid.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 05:11:24
23, right up my alley. you are right. that deserves some response from the public.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 05:37:11
ITA w/#23 about underskirt pics.Nasty.Should be illegal.
By Low Blow, on July 14, 2009 05:40:12
You mean Homo Tony is available? I hasn't gone gay for anyone yet, but for him....mmmmmmm yes!
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 06:00:21
In other news, Emma Watson will be attending college in the US! Gentlemen!, start your boners!
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 06:21:15
IS THAT SHREKS ASS THERE? WHY IS IT NOT GREEN?
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 06:59:23
Fuck Dallas, Go Skins!!!!!!!
By Troy, on July 14, 2009 07:06:00
Who is the asshole who is shooting up her dress...aren't there LAWS about this for cryin out loud? No wonder the stars friggin hate the paps!
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 07:36:32
It's not like Tony even got to fuck her what with Papa Joe always being taint-deep in his little Jessie.
By Dingo, on July 14, 2009 08:00:08
#34 I agree. Tony is delicious.
By HungWang, on July 14, 2009 08:10:32
My boyfriend Bryce & I think Tony Romo is divine!
By Pineapple Andy Kaid, on July 14, 2009 09:55:35
RE: #'s 23 & 33... Yeah, what they said!
By Tom Woolf, on July 14, 2009 10:14:26
I think she's retarded. No, seriously, I don't mean that as a joke. She's 29 and wants to have a Ken and Barbie party. That is mind-boggling.
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 10:27:21
The pictures remind me of the time I was in a bikini bar in Atlantic City and the dancer let me play with that part that you can see in the picture. It's not technically pussy, or is it? Is it only pussy if you get inside the bikini bottom? In anatomy class, I think they call it the labia majora. Is there a doctor in the house?
By anonymous, on July 14, 2009 10:35:37
Jessica give me a call!
By Eric, on July 14, 2009 11:05:06
I am calling Papa Joe up to declare myself the winner in our money-makin'child competition! My daughter is still a veer-gin and datin' a virgin-promise ring dummy, while his one daughter done been well-plowed as we say out in the country and the other is married to a feller that wears more eye-liner than my wife or daughters! Pay up now Joe! I gets a new banjo and a moonshine still! Dagnabit!
By Ackey-Breaky Mullet Daddy, on July 14, 2009 11:16:44
I would rather watch that giant HD screen in the new Texas Stadium than watch her hawkeye, harsh face. blech!
By Dana, on July 14, 2009 12:05:22
Go Houston Texans ,Texas Team!!!
Seeya' at Relaint Stadium
By Go Houston Texans, on July 14, 2009 13:11:00
Jess is a very unlucky person. God gave her a body made for sin and a mind made for the short bus. The best thing that could happen would be if a rich man paid her father $50 million and took over her life.
He could take her home to his home in the Seattle area, buy her lovely things and let her spend all her time fucking. She would never have to think; all she would have to do was what she was made for.
Of course I would have her spayed. She doesn't need to burp out any little retards, no matter how fuickable they are.
By Bill Computer Gates, on July 14, 2009 16:43:25
Jesus you laid into the cowboys lol
By George, on July 14, 2009 21:28:02
Romo is a tool. Jess is OK, especialy when compared to Spears, Lohan, Hilton, and the rest of those skanks.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2009 00:34:21
She needs some down-home redneck boy to knock her up and keep her knocked up for the next 20 years.
I'll volunteer.
By Kenny The Gambler Rogers, on July 15, 2009 10:45:44
You probably wouldn't to go anywhere near her meat curtains, but a lot of tit-fucking and some anal might be logical.
By Leonard Vulcan Spock, on July 15, 2009 11:41:30
It's really f*cking creepy and pathetic thinking *how* they got that upskirt shot...either laying in the gutter or a camera taped to their shoe - either way VERY TACKY!!
By bitingontinfoil, on July 15, 2009 12:40:40
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