41 Comments:

1. Jessica Simpson is such a money pit you'd think the Federal Government is regulating her.

   By i don't like you in any way, on July 31, 2009 08:02:45

2. I guess when you are not naturally "pretty" it takes $25,000+ to make you "pretty".Should we forgive her for that?
   
   No.

   By Tasi, on July 31, 2009 08:04:05

3. Very nice lob, #1!
   
   She is not aging well at all.

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 08:07:14

4. $25,000 for that 'do?!?!

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 08:27:40

5. So... Jess'll have a New show ?
   hopefully she'll have a new BODY to go with it.
   Slim,Trim and Extremely Fuckable !

   By BukkNekkid , on July 31, 2009 08:34:57

6. Is plastic surgery part of the $25,000 for "beauty?"

   By anon, on July 31, 2009 09:20:47

7. I'd hit it, Booyaka!

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 09:30:44

8. won't watch it, 'nuff said.

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 09:37:00

9. I remember the time that i used to like this girl like to fuck her and stuff... now she wont even work for a jerk off.... very very sad.. indeed...

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 09:55:07

10. I'm sure she looks like the Predator first thing in the morning so $25,000 is cheap.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 09:55:27

11. Clearly, none of that 25K goes to actually washing that stringy hair of hers...

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 09:55:35

12. If you live by the tits, you die by the tits too, talent-wise. Probably a nice, not too bright Southern girl over-manipulated by Dad.
    
    Career-wise I expect an eating disorder in about a year or so, leading to a People Magazine spread and Clive Davis taking her under his wing, if he completes his Whitney Houston reclamation project. Celebrity is a two-edged sword.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 10:13:17

13. Hear tony's hanging with vanessa. Must piss Jessica off, no one wants to deal with her clingy self absorbed shit. Yep #2, I agree, if it takes that much to make you beautiful just maybe you really aren't. Alot of out of workers could use that money that's going to waste,

    By TO, on July 31, 2009 10:31:43

14. I hope fucking the racist fails, she deserves it

    By Nick, on July 31, 2009 10:33:16

15. She's still fuckable. Trust me.

    By Cousin O.J., on July 31, 2009 10:59:15

16. I disagree. This will be the next big reality show in the "useless dipshit socialite" genre. Based on what a complete failure she is, it will be impossible for us to avert our eyes from her stunning ineptitude. Possibly the only thing we will miss on the show might be her getting pissed on by a black dude. I suppose I could be wrong though.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 11:21:52

17. #16 is right. At least she kinda had a career (ha!) at one point, as opposed to being famous for getting fucked on video.

    By Chantelle, on July 31, 2009 12:05:35

18. i'll watch the show, as well as her ginormous rack!!!

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 12:13:18

19. Yeah, just quit fucking around and do the porn already. All we are waiting to see is how that rack looks. Quit screwing around as if you have any kind of a career left, ya tease.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 12:30:36

20. Sad. She's actually likeable. Like #17 said not infamous for some fuck tape (which I'd buy fer sure) or for killing off brain cells sucking exhaust pipes or doing drugs or just being some party slut... but not too much talent either. Though definetly a huge step above Lohan, Kardassian or Hilton to name a few.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 12:41:44

21. $25K to look like shit?

    By sushi, on July 31, 2009 13:44:13

22. At this point her best career move would be to be a beard for a gay man passing as straight.

    By Vinnie Barbarino, on July 31, 2009 14:26:26

23. I mean if people watch the Brooke Hogan show and daisy of love... they will watch that trainwreck.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 16:22:45

24. She should have stayed with Nick....her career and life has been in the toilet since. She has a pretty face but when she sings it looks like a pug getting hit in the face repeatedly with a frying pan......AHHHHH

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 17:00:31

25. I used to hate her, but she's such a pathetic figure now that I have to pity her. She's ugly and no-one loves her. Probably no-one ever will. Her huge tits are going to start sagging shortly, and then she'll have nothing left.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 22:15:33

26. It's a shit-ton but for SOME perspective, that's not per DAY, it's per EP - and an episode probably takes a week to shoot. Three top-rate film/tv professionals in those crafts are around $1500-$2000 a day each, so multiply that by three people times five days and there's the math.
    
    Yeah, I know most of us are struggling, it's hard out here for a pimp, etc...but when did reaching the top of your field and getting to the point where you can name your own price (like those stylists) become a BAD thing? This myopic 'class warfare' shit must END.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 23:50:44

27. Of course she's expensive, look at that face without make-up. Can you imagine how many coats it takes and the time to dry ?

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 02:24:15

28. I never understood why some hair dressers make so much money when they dont do anything more then what thousands do at Supercuts....
    Makeup peoples even more rediculas...
    Bunch of whores, and dont kid yourself They only got the jobs in most cases because they knew or fucked someone. They smoke clove cigs cause they are so hip and it makes them look cool. Hollywood and all its sluts needs to be hit with a Abomb. The world would be a better place.

    By HungWang, on August 1, 2009 04:37:41

29. Did you guys stop to think that the only reason its that expensive is because she's paying her friends to be on her show? the only real friends she has is her gay hair guy and makeup artist, maybe she is just throwing them a bone.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 05:09:05

30. I disagree. She looks better without make-up

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 07:02:53

31. At this point in her life right now Jes REALLY needs us! We going to start a fast tommorrow to lose the weight we put on in rehab, please join us, Jessica... (anyone else down for a fast?)
    

    By Ana and Mia, on August 1, 2009 07:36:16

32. Hey Ana Sisters, I'm down for a fast. Jessica needs an Ana Buddy STAT to help her lose fat and disappear, I volunteer!!

    By Ana Katana, on August 1, 2009 09:40:53

33. Let her star in the only role she is fit for, a bag lady. She will soon be working as a fluffer in West Hollywood.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 11:29:53

34. oily oily oily skin.
    

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 11:38:59

35. Shes got lanugo.It is only okay for babies to have it,in an adult its called a mustache.So yeah,$25k is reasonable.

    By Tony Homo, on August 1, 2009 19:04:16

36. C'mon - what happened to daily updates Todd? This Simpson bitch has been on the top of your home page for 3 days now.

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 04:31:40

37. You know why women wear makeup and perfume?
    
    Because they are ugly and smell..
    
    25,000 for makeup hair etc? that is freaking not even funny.. I thought attorney's were expensive..
    
    I bet she would look just as good from a nordstrom counter free makeup..

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 05:56:11

38. Does she even have JLO money ?

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 10:43:44

39. Yeah,she has JLo money and maybe more.Marc Anhtony has more than JLo and JessS..Jesica is worth $75-80 million from her endorsements and clothingline(shoes,handbags,etc.)
    

    By Ilike Lakewood Ministeries, on August 2, 2009 17:25:12

40. 39, Thank dad, we know you keep getting on here to spew your daughters wealth, well at least she'll be able to pay for all of those slakers who won't pay for their own helthcare. Hey Pops, didn't anyone tell you it's rude to discuss your income. Very rude.

    By Nick, on August 3, 2009 04:06:10

41. Her teeth look like Chiclets...Gary Busey's daughter!

    By anonymous, on August 3, 2009 05:24:08