57 Comments:

1. Wow she really larded up. Her tits are 2, 3x the size they used to be.

   By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 05:41:11

2. Hungry hungry hippo!

   By romper room, on July 2, 2009 05:45:36

3. She's like a Vespa: fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on it.

   By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 05:54:46

4. I think it's safe to say that your career as a singer is pretty much over when the only gig you can get is singing at a golf tournament.

   By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 05:55:07

5. So, this is her way of announcing that she's pregnant, right?

   By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 05:56:21

6. Did you know that Gwyneth Paltrow is trashing the United States again? Here's another celebrity story that doesn't involve Molester Jackson. GOOP says that Spain has a culture, and their buildings are 500 years old, and they are family oriented (unlike the U.S., we're fucking scumbags.), blah, blah, blah, etc, so on and so forth, you all know the routine when this fucking cunt opens her mouth to talk about the U.S. Yes, and Spain also has an epidemic with domestic violence, much worse than the U.S. And they have to take naps in the middle of their work days. Yes, they go home from work in the middle of the day to sleep, because they are lazy losers. Well, she did say they like things at a slower pace, and they are more family oriented. That would explain the napping and rampant domestic violence. Goop knows EVERYTHING, she's a fucking know it all. Oh, and with all that sleeping, they can't really build any newer buildings. The U.S. isn't even 500 years old, but we do have a culture. Asshole!!!

   By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 05:56:59

7. Someone should probably tell Papa Joe that if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's probably a duck.

   By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 05:57:40

8. Fat fucking cow.

   By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:05:20

9. everything she wears is so totally unflattering. FUCKING HIRE A STYLIST YOU FAT ASS HILLBILLY!
   God, first of all, when you have been in the news repeatedly about how you have gained weight recently, do you really want to wear HORIZONTAL stripes on a dress about 1-2 sizes too small! Really? And to top it off, it's a weird length that makes her look like a tree stump. God when will this pariah go away?

   By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:06:43

10. Motor. Boat.

    By Evan Rood, on July 2, 2009 06:10:30

11. She looks great and it looks like her nipples poped up on cue when she stepped tothe mike. Honestly yhe 1st time in a long time Jessica has given me some wood.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:10:46

12. God she looks good in that "come fuck me" dress! And nice nippin out in pic #13

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:16:23

13. Did she gets a boob job? She's always had nice knockers, but those things look 3 times the size as before.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:19:33

14. You little pussy boys need to shut up. That is the body of a WOMAN......wow I would go to town on that!

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:22:35

15. She really doesn't look fat- she looks like a woman and probably a lot better than what most of the losers on here fuck (other than their hand obviously)

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:43:31

16. GEEZUS look at the size of those jugs! As much as I can't stand that chick, she really carries the "fat" well in these pics, nice and curvy. Lookin' good.

    By Santos, on July 2, 2009 06:45:01

17. Hate to admit it, but her body looks extremely hot in that dress. The face is the usual trainwreck, tho...

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:54:43

18. Thank god for Spanx.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 06:55:53

19. she looks good, she needs to drop butter finger homo-romo. ill wear her out!

    By me, on July 2, 2009 07:00:00

20. Her voice really isn't that bad, but she's so cheesy I can't see her really having a career singing anymore. She should consider doing something else because she's just embarassing herself.
    
    As for the body, I don't think she looks bad. In fact, I kind of prefer that body type, but the dress is all wrong for her.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 07:01:00

21. All I saw was titties.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 07:08:18

22. she really should let those puppies out to breathe...

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 07:13:58

23. Her body looks awesome.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 07:16:26

24. when is she going to show us those sweet mammies???

    By B Cobb, on July 2, 2009 07:32:34

25. Either that dress has the structural reinforcement of a run-flat truck radial or she’s had some “work” done recently! BTW: “tuning fork” may be one of Todd’s best!

    By fubar, on July 2, 2009 07:34:03

26. Chestica needs to lose 20 lbs or so; she's really become a fatty. She also needs to grow a brain; her "cuntry dumbass" act doesn't work anymore...

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 07:37:36

27. She used to have halfway decent clothes even in her fatter days, so what happened? Did Nick get custody of the clothes sense?

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 08:04:30

28. She's bigger than she used to be, but thats okay. She's got the curves in all the right places. I mean, if I had to choose between the two versions, I'd take the former but still, eminently hittable. Poor Tiger though, degrating himself to this shit.
    The Rake
    http://thefilmnest.com

    By The Rake, on July 2, 2009 08:17:25

29. Those pics prolly don't help quench the pregnancy rumors, but she looks gorgeous all the same. She's got great curves and some killer legs!

    By Jen, on July 2, 2009 09:03:39

30. Little pansy bitches complaining about tits and curves? Maybe you boys should stick to Zac Efron or the Twilight dude. That might be more up your alley.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 09:15:39

31. Have we already established that Tony is routinely being offered anal by this desperate fat wannabe?

    By Pineapple Andy Kaid, on July 2, 2009 09:28:28

32. WHEN TONY AND JASON WHITTEN WAS PRACTICING THEIR PLAYS TOGETHER IN TONYS MOTEL ROOM, JASON WAS WEARING THAT SAME DRESS.
    IM JSUT SAYIN.

    By TERELL OWENS., on July 2, 2009 09:31:02

33. GOT MILK?

    By Iwouldlove2slidebetweenthose, on July 2, 2009 10:10:58

34. More cushin for the pushin is all I gotta say and those breasticles are enormous

    By Joe Simpson, on July 2, 2009 10:41:19

35. #3, I work with a guy who rides a 'Vespa' and a fat girl. She is lookin' pretty thick. Ok, REAL thick. I'd still hit it hard.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 10:55:29

36. She wearing something spanx under that dress that you see on tv comercials advertise at late night. Don't be fooled.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 11:50:09

37. Who cares if she's wearing spanx? She should be riding me like a horse.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 12:16:38

38. Schmomo can wash and wash, but his center will always smell fish on his hands. Poor guy.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 14:39:29

39. She is pretty and curvy.She is not fat.
    She is not pregnant YET.
    The headlights were on so she should have had boob pads on them.Nipples do not look good unless you and your man are about to get busy or your infant ,newborn is hungry.
    
    What I want to read on July 10 (Jessica's Birthday) is Tony giving her that engagement ring. How long are they going to date?You KNOW she marraige NOW!!!

    By DD, on July 2, 2009 14:44:40

40. She looks like she badly needs a milking and a treadmill at the same time.
    Give me a well-proportioned woman with smaller breasts anyday.

    By Straight Wolverine, on July 2, 2009 15:03:49

41. The really important point of this all is that the Cowboys will have yet another crappy season as Romo is still attached to this drama queen and perennial husband-hunter.
    At this point I would get Ashley Simpson's husband to quarterback the Cowboys. It could not hurt, plus he would probably enjoy sticking his hands down there when the ball gets snapped.

    By T. Landry, on July 2, 2009 15:19:06

42. Jessica pregnant?
    Michael Jackson's dermatologist strikes again !

    By Bubbles the Chimp, on July 2, 2009 15:21:15

43. She's definately pregnant - her boobs aren't normally anywhere near that huge and she's got a little tummy started

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 20:16:14

44. All those casing on her weight or size are either fags or envious women. That, fellow interneters, is the body of a real woman -- tits, hips and all.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 22:31:10

45. wow when the hell did her tits get that huge? Is she pregnant or something?

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 01:10:29

46. mooooo

    By anonymous, on July 3, 2009 06:45:40

47. Its funny because people can call her ugly and stuff, but every person who commented on here was checking to see if they were the only ones jacking off to these pics.

    By Dan, on July 3, 2009 08:43:40

48. We're not all 15 Dan. She's ugly and stupid. Someday you'll understand.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 12:54:01

49. God, that dress is fucking hideous.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 14:29:34

50. Anyone else get the impression she had something done to her face...? It's somehow less...horse-like.
    Meh...

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 16:46:17

51. Gonna fuck her tonight.

    By Cousin O.J., on July 4, 2009 16:51:42

52. actually her body is somewhat of a miracle. She can't be too spanked because that dress is backless and it's impossible to hide those horrible things. She couldn't even be wearing much of a bra to speak of cause we can't see any of the scaffolding. I think you boys should be pleased.

    By anonymous, on July 4, 2009 23:11:08

53. her gut is too big, despite being triple spanxed.

    By anonymous, on July 5, 2009 09:30:25

54. Bad fashion choice! When you're curvy and heavy topped, ANYTHING WITH HORIZONTAL LINES MAKES YOU LOOK WIDER/FATTER.

    By anonymous, on July 5, 2009 17:33:28

55. I'd love to slap a wave and ride my way in :)

    By BukkNekkid , on July 6, 2009 09:44:56

56. jessica is a bitch tony needs to focus on his job and win a playoff .i love tony.jessica is a joke.We the dallas fans will neva accept dat bitch jessica.we love carrie underwood.luv u tony.peace out.

    By Stiffney Martin, on July 8, 2009 18:52:09

57. jessica is a bitch tony needs to focus on his job and win a playoff .i love tony.jessica is a joke.We the dallas fans will neva accept dat bitch jessica.we love carrie underwood.luv u tony.peace out.

    By Stiffney Martin, on July 8, 2009 18:53:06