55 Comments:

1. She is so ignorant that she doesn't realize what a complete fool she is. It's really king of sad how pathetic she has become since she split up with Nick.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 01:57:39

2. What tits!

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 02:35:10

3. Oh man. That wasn't very good.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 03:23:34

4. JESSICA THAT SOUNDS ALOT BETTER THAN THE SOUNDS OF TONY WHEN HE GOES TO HIS MOTEL ROOM TO PRACTICE ON HIS PLAYS WITH JASON WHITTEN.
   IM JSUT SAYIN.

   By TERELL OWENS., on July 6, 2009 03:31:55

5. She may look like a man, she may be stupid, she may be getting fat, but sorry, she can sing. She may not be Maria Callas, but her voice is a hell of a lot better than most of the manipulated over produced shit receiving regular play on the radio.
   
   And enough with the Megan Fox cunt, I'd rather have Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan/Britney Spears posts 24/7 than see another pixel about that stupid twat.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 03:34:18

6. She makes hilarious faces. Even if bootcamp beat the emotion out of me, if I were one of those dudes behind her, I'd be cracking up.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 03:52:49

7. That was annoying. She tries too hard. When she sings it looks like she suffering and she does this weird thing with her mouth.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:08:09

8. Damn, she looks 2-3 months pregnant. Breasts are full, hips expanding. I wonder when Joe will break the news.

   By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:21:07

9. That singing was so bad I almost didn't make it through the whole thing. I kept waiting for her to miss a high note. It sounds like she's going to throw her voice out. She's yelling, not singing. Ick.

   By Amanda-La, on July 6, 2009 04:27:07

10. Fuck off 5.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:46:49

11. She is a fat, ugly, disgusting, stupid twat and needs to go away.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:49:42

12. That was fucking awful!!! and boy hasn't she gotten fat. I wish she would go away - far away. Glad to hear someone booing her. She needs it . can’t she do anything without her father – she’s asking if he’s changing - into to what. And why is she asking about the police??
    The person who said she can sing, your wrong. She can’t, she’s as back as Sheryl Crow
    

    By Vanessa, on July 6, 2009 04:52:45

13. I have had a clogged ear for weeks now that isn't clogged anymore! But that's because my ears are now bleeding from all that nonsense comin out of her mouth!
    
    She sure has gotten porky!

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 04:56:40

14. That dress is fucking tragic.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 05:09:14

15. You guys have heard too many edited voices...she was a little flat at times but she held it together really well for a mezzo trying to hit the top of her range (reality check...try singing that song into a tape recorder and see how YOU sound)...props to her voice, now if only she could stop wearing horizontal stripes...

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 05:13:12

16. Yeah,, What TITS,,

    By burntfinger, on July 6, 2009 06:05:03

17. #5 and #15, you guys are tone deaf. She was flat, her phrasing was awkward, her flourishes were forced, the melismatic touches were gratuitous, and her breathing was way off. It was HORRIBLE. She owes her career to her producers and AutoTune.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 07:23:30

18. The photos of her last week in that sausage casing dress were not that bad. However, the video shows what a true heifer she really is! She’d have to slim down a bit to play Camryn Manheim’s stunt double!

    By fubar, on July 6, 2009 07:30:16

19. She tries too hard.Too hard to sing,get Tony to marry her,look good,etc.JS is very pretty,look at those pics with
    
    Pregnancy,probably is true since she has been with Tony going like 2-3years now and HE STILLLLL HASSSSS NOTTTTT MARRIEDDDD HERRRRR!

    By June Bride-one day, on July 6, 2009 07:40:23

20. #17... Nice try at credibility with your vocab sheet from your 10th grade music theory class. <rolls eyes> And since when do we expect pop stars to good breathing and phrasing??? These are POP STARS! Noone is watching their freaking diaphragms or listening for diphthongs. (<-- See! I can do it, too!) And I'm pretty sure you mean grace notes not melisma. Anyway, I also find her a bit overdone but she can carry a tune better than some of her over-synthed counterparts.
    

    By Trained singer who doesn't care about Jessica's phrasing, on July 6, 2009 08:10:46

21. #5 #15
    I am with you! She did well!!!

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 08:13:24

22. Boobs cannot offset caterwauling.

    By Duncan Peters, on July 6, 2009 08:51:17

23. It puts the lotion in the basket, or else it gets the hose again

    By The Kath, on July 6, 2009 09:17:12

24. #20: No, I don't mean grace notes. I mean melisma and hers is gratuitous and superfluous, like most modern "singers" of her ilk who feel that style is desirable.
    
    I expect pop singers to give a good performance. The continuity of her "performance" is ruined by awkward breathing choices and poorly phrased vocal runs in her attempt to make the "peformance" more soulful, dramatic, whatever. Yes, phrasing matters no matter what you're singing Oh Trained One.
    
    The talent people claim she has is not apparent to me. What is apparent is that the training she has received, has not stuck.
    
    This is how you sing the National Anthem:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRvVzaQ6i8A

    By Musician who knows a thing or two about performance, doesn't give a shit about theory, on July 6, 2009 09:20:01

25. I applaud her for still having the courage to perform when so many are knocking her. And, I'm willing to be that all those who are badmouthing her couldn't sing Happy Birthday much less our National Anthem. She sounded great! She's beautiful and curvy. However, the pattern of that dress reminds me of Freddy Kruger!

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 09:24:00

26. Ditto #10
    
    If those are her singing faces I wonder what her fuck faces look like.
    
    Toward the end of the video it almost looked like she was slapping her face with a cock porn style, lol

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 09:44:23

27. i dont care, id still hit it...............

    By Nick Lachey, on July 6, 2009 09:56:17

28. i don't really care for her, but I couldnt watch the whole video, her voice just does not sound good live. period.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 11:24:49

29. Ditto? Who says that anymore? Fucktard.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 11:43:57

30. Fat and stupid is no way to go through life.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 11:55:06

31. If I was a-managin Jessica I would get that there himan replaced and say she was-a savin' herself for marriage and get pics of her posin' nude with bedsheets in Vanity Fair.
    Faux virginity done sell !

    By Billy Ray, on July 6, 2009 12:20:37

32. Jessica Simpson is the living definition of 'Bimbo'.
    
    Even Britney Spears can sing better than that, and that's not saying much at all.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 12:28:50

33. when did her boobs get soooooooo big???

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 12:28:51

34. So this is what a waterboarding sounds like.

    By mencken, on July 6, 2009 12:48:36

35. I love how "Trained singer who doesn't care about Jessica's phrasing" got their ass handed to them on a platter by "Musician who knows a thing or two about performance". Hey Trained, next time you try to seem like you know a thing or two by shitting on someone else's knowledge, think again. Perhaps try shoving YOUR 10th grade music book up your ass.
    I agree with "Musician who knows a thing or two about performance". She is a shitty singer who thinks overdoing it equals talent. She has never really been much of a singer, always more of a screamer.

    By STFU Tryhard, on July 6, 2009 14:34:25

36. Who cares about her singing, her recent weight gain, HomoRomo? I'm just surprised her handlers let her out in a dress that looks like it was made at the local school for the blind.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 14:34:55

37. ouch...that hurt
    
    mooooooooo

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 15:08:45

38. 25...who gives a fuck how we sound singing? we're not "singers", dumbass. and she's not curvy, she's fat so fuck off.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 15:10:23

39. Her timing was all over the place, and if she started 4 notes lower it wouldn't sound like she was straining so hard. Must be sad when you're out of shape, getting old and trying to prove yourself.

    By Veedub, on July 6, 2009 15:31:59

40. God dayum! Get a load of those big fuckin' titties and child-bearing hips! Horizontal stripes definitely work on that fine bod.

    By Tony, on July 6, 2009 15:46:48

41. this bitch just made me lose some brain cells. thanks a lot you ignorant whore.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 15:51:39

42. There is a difference between doing it well and overdoing it. She's the latter. She just jumps right in the moment she grabs the microphone. It's the national anthem, not American Idol. I know it's hard to sing those high notes without moving around a bit, but jeez. Trying too hard.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 19:06:02

43. I'd still do her.

    By Billy Ray Daddy, on July 6, 2009 19:06:27

44. Todd you're a fucking idiot, at least as far as the commentary on the vid goes.
    
    That takes tremendous talent to do that.
    
    You can sit behind a computer and make fun of people all day, but while I'm not sure, I bet you couldn't come close to replicating something near the vicinity of what Jessica Simpson just did.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 19:46:26

45. #24= Lame ass. She can fucking sing. Over done? True. But that's better than trying to prove needless point.
    
    Oh, and #10 & #26 are fat.

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 20:07:05

46. CHRIST ALL MIGHTY!!!! I only made it to the 2nd verse before blood started pouring out my ears,,I'll never doubt you again Todd....

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 20:19:48

47. fuck off 10 :P

    By anonymous, on July 6, 2009 23:21:50

48. Too funny. Does she really NOT understand that she's at a GOLF TOURNAMENT??? It's not like it was game 4 of the World Series........priceless. But oh yeah.....nice juggs!

    By Slappy, on July 7, 2009 02:26:21

49. with the mute on it just looks like she's giving a very enthusiastic BJ - all the head shaking and jaw wiggling at no extra charge. Even then, I only got through 30 seconds and still didn't get off.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 03:03:26

50. Love her or hate her, she did a fabulous job with the Anthem. She did it without any musical instrument support and while as some of the commentors noted, she went a tad flat on a few notes, it was only where she was transgressing into another long note (which was right on key FWIW). I don't care for her personally, the dress was indeed tragic. But to any buffoon that says based on that video that she cannot sing, you need to go back to Music Appreciation 101.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 15:14:16

51. Talk about military discipline! I'd have a hard time carrying a riffle and not using it when someone was screaming like that. Seriously, why does every singer doing the national anthem take it over the top? And in this case, she should just take the top off - maybe that would make it more tolerable.

    By angelInstead, on July 7, 2009 21:22:55

52. oh my god,all of you slag jessica simpson on how she sings.i bet you guys cant even sing.look at you all,what r u doin with ur life fuck all. get a life. she can sing and she is amazing singer. as much as i like britney she can sing ten time better than her. she can hold a tune and knows what to do.she can sing A cappella.i bet that non e of you can even do that. so before juging someone who all think that cant sing, take a look at your self and tell me if u think u can ssing anything like her.becuase im sure as hell bet that none of u could sing like her and go up the scale like her,put u up against her n u would like fools. which you all are already

    By kim, on July 8, 2009 01:56:59

53. Lots of people can sing, big deal, BFD. It's just her knockers, and the fact that she can sing. Sort of.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 03:32:56

54. Kim,
    You're retarded. Go back to school and learn how to write a complete and clear sentence. If you write like the music you listen to, that explains it all......

    By Nick, on July 8, 2009 04:57:52

55. LMFAO @ #51.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 14:15:45