What a fucking retard that kid is damn he has no fucking brains stupid little bastard his brother's hand is broken now and he is out there talking to the stupid little mindless bitches who didn't even know what is going on all they do is scream for no reason stupid airheads maybe after that night they will do the world a big favor and break up
I don't give a shit about their music -- I'm more of a 'Hanson' fella. I am, however, extremely bitter that they're all goddamned millionaires. (The 'HSM' crowd, too.)
Middle one's always the hot one -- it's an unbreakable law of the cosmos. If he turns out to be gay, hey-hey. Maybe I *do* like their music ... (What?! Quit lookin' at me like that! It worked for Courtney Love!)
That's awesome you like the Black Keys. One of them lives down the street from my buddies parents. I remember when they used to play a ton of shows here in Akron still.
Awww... one of the Jonas Brothers almost broke the other one. What? Are these boys are made out of silly string? My five year old is tougher than all three of those sissies put together. I wonder how their parents even had the strength or mental capacity to create such spawn.
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Leave Your CommentWhat I love is how obviously concerned he was for his brother's welfare. What a Douche.
By Neverheardajonasbro'ssongandproud., on July 27, 2009 02:56:24
What a couple of vaginas.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 03:41:21
I heart Amos Lee.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 05:17:57
Todd, you like Amos Lee? Will you marry me?:)
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 05:18:59
What a fucking retard that kid is damn he has no fucking brains stupid little bastard his brother's hand is broken now and he is out there talking to the stupid little mindless bitches who didn't even know what is going on all they do is scream for no reason stupid airheads maybe after that night they will do the world a big favor and break up
By THE JONAS SUCK BIG TIME, on July 27, 2009 05:39:40
I don't give a shit about their music -- I'm more of a 'Hanson' fella. I am, however, extremely bitter that they're all goddamned millionaires. (The 'HSM' crowd, too.)
Middle one's always the hot one -- it's an unbreakable law of the cosmos. If he turns out to be gay, hey-hey. Maybe I *do* like their music ... (What?! Quit lookin' at me like that! It worked for Courtney Love!)
By lickingtoad, on July 27, 2009 06:32:30
That's awesome you like the Black Keys. One of them lives down the street from my buddies parents. I remember when they used to play a ton of shows here in Akron still.
By Jerry, on July 27, 2009 07:04:21
Awww... one of the Jonas Brothers almost broke the other one. What? Are these boys are made out of silly string? My five year old is tougher than all three of those sissies put together. I wonder how their parents even had the strength or mental capacity to create such spawn.
By OhPleaseMary, on July 27, 2009 09:03:54
(old joke, re-purposed for the 00s):
Q: "What has 200 feet and one pubic hair?"
A: "The front row of any Jonas Brothers show."
Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week...enjoy your veal!
By bud, on July 27, 2009 09:16:54
thank god he appreciates that black keys, no one knows about them yet theyre the sickest band ive heard in a long ass time
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 10:20:03
thank you so much for having made me discover the black keys !!!
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 10:31:36
Say what you want about the Jonas family, but I would rather be one of them. No creepy white gloves!
Help!
By Blanket, on July 27, 2009 10:38:06
What if his brother would have jacked him up? Now that would be some entertainment.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 10:56:08
+1 black keys are one of the most under rated bands out there. i live in toronto, and ive seen them only once live.
they kick ass.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 12:11:33
I am so thrilled to see other Black Keys fans out there! :D They're among my absolute favorite bands, no doubt.
By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 12:47:24
Sir, my dynamite is clearly labeled
By Chantelle, on July 27, 2009 16:32:09
in case you didnt know, Joe Jonas is the one who writes all of the music and lyrics for the band, so i wouldn't say hes a retard.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 13:22:26
17... i think that's actually proof.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 14:23:31
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