As much as she does have a little bit of sex appeal in that performance, she should definitely stick to her day job as a housewife. Btw, Katie, SYTYCSMD (So You Think You Can Suck My Dick)
Was that Britney? I couldn't tell.. they both dance the same, if you call that dancing.. more like slow walking while everyone dances around giving the illusion of dance.
Well, THAT was sad. She basically just strutted back and forth, and posed a lot while obviously thinking she's hot shit. I used to think she looked a lot like Shitney (they have the same crazy-ass I'll-show-you-my-molars grin) and this just cements that shit.
And of course the whole thing was prerecorded which means that if she tripped over one of her own wires, they'd just cut the shot and continue again. Lame.
And of course Gay Midget Douche wouldve done it better. He's done it hundreds of times in front of the mirror! He probably lent Katiebot those tights.
does no one tell these people the truth? That her kicks are horrible? the fan kick went up to her boobs, maybe. she needs to work harder. And sing out of her gut not her nose.
You guys are out of your mind. I was all on board with the bash-Katie-Holmes-cause-she's-turned-into-a-frump train -- until I saw this. Yes, yes, she can't dance (but probably better than all of you) but she's got grace and style, she can hit a pose with star quality, and she looks freaking sexy again, like the Katie Holmes that years ago was trapped and subdued inside Katie Cruise's beard contract.
She's obviously not a singer, there isn't a good range in her voice; loud and not loud is not a vocal range lol. Her voice in ok, but not memorable. I'm sure with lots of training with singing and the moves should would do better,but no cigar this time.
Probably a coincidence that all the men opening car doors and taking coats and all that stupid stuff just happened to be dark-haired, no-necked endomorphs barely measuring 5'7".
I don't know anything about "professional" dance standards, but I thought she looked like an idiot. I was actually embarrassed for her, and I don't even like her. She might do well on that other show, though: So You Think You Can Jazz Hands.
12, grace and style? She's on FUCKING DANCING WITH THE STARS, and she didn't even do it live like all the has-beens and never-wases they parade on there. And who cares how she can pose? Mannequins can pose.
And they say that given a recent blind item that includes a gay man, an impending divorce and "dance girl dance," we might know why she gives that smirk at the end.
I still have a crush on her and always will. Katie is still cute and sweet looking. Though why was this necessary? I don't know. Does nothing for her, positively, career-wise.
It was so painful to watch last night, no way am I watching it again. She had no reason to be on there, bitch can't dance to save her life! I don't even need to comment on the "singing".
I disagree that she embarrassed herself...she did a passable job for someone not really trained to sing or dance (or both at the same time). And she's got great pins...
The Scientologists let Katie off the compound just long enough to whip her ass around with a bunch of Tom Cruise clones all so the world wouldn't forget the King of Scientology, Tom Cruise. I think it pretty much did the trick - I paid no attention to Scientology's First Lady Katie because I was too preoccupied by the creepy Tomclones... Must... See... Mission... Impossible... III... Must... Send... $$$... To...Scientology... Crush... Kill... Destroy...
was anyone else disturbed by the lyrics of that god awful song? thanks katie for reminding us why we stopped paying attention to you and your post-stroke attempt at smiling.
So, my understanding of the show is that these people who have worked their asses off for years to develop the dance skills they have compete for something or another...and as a guest star they haaaave...Mama Sci walking around lip syncing while men dance around here. Wow.
That was one of Judy Garland's least appealing very little danced routines and she looked horrible.. it was arms and hands movements with pose and let's move on back up dancers make me look good and lift, pose, turn.. pose.. not very good in the first place. I think Katie did it much better.
I get the feeling Tommy is trying to push her to be this all-around uber entertainer, come hell or high water ... and who came up with the 'Judy' tribute? ...
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Leave Your CommentLame lame lame. As bad as her 'acting," and her sham marriage as Tom Cruise's beard.
About equal to a drunken Britney at a dive bar's karaoke contest.
By Storm, on July 24, 2009 05:39:54
i watched this last night and apart from the obvious lip-sync, i think she wasn't even in the studio. i think it was all taped. meh.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 05:45:00
As much as she does have a little bit of sex appeal in that performance, she should definitely stick to her day job as a housewife. Btw, Katie, SYTYCSMD (So You Think You Can Suck My Dick)
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 05:48:07
Was that Britney? I couldn't tell.. they both dance the same, if you call that dancing.. more like slow walking while everyone dances around giving the illusion of dance.
By Joe, on July 24, 2009 05:50:18
she was BRUTAL!!!!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 05:52:11
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 06:08:27
Well, THAT was sad. She basically just strutted back and forth, and posed a lot while obviously thinking she's hot shit. I used to think she looked a lot like Shitney (they have the same crazy-ass I'll-show-you-my-molars grin) and this just cements that shit.
And of course the whole thing was prerecorded which means that if she tripped over one of her own wires, they'd just cut the shot and continue again. Lame.
And of course Gay Midget Douche wouldve done it better. He's done it hundreds of times in front of the mirror! He probably lent Katiebot those tights.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 06:15:09
It was all taped and she lip synched..LAAAAME!!!
By Vicky, on July 24, 2009 06:18:59
It was truly painful to behold.
By No, We don't think you can dance., on July 24, 2009 06:54:32
does no one tell these people the truth? That her kicks are horrible? the fan kick went up to her boobs, maybe. she needs to work harder. And sing out of her gut not her nose.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 07:29:45
I actually enjoyed watching this. Because I didn't have to look at bikini girl every time I checked in on the site anymore.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 07:30:16
You guys are out of your mind. I was all on board with the bash-Katie-Holmes-cause-she's-turned-into-a-frump train -- until I saw this. Yes, yes, she can't dance (but probably better than all of you) but she's got grace and style, she can hit a pose with star quality, and she looks freaking sexy again, like the Katie Holmes that years ago was trapped and subdued inside Katie Cruise's beard contract.
By Katie's looking good, on July 24, 2009 08:25:13
She's obviously not a singer, there isn't a good range in her voice; loud and not loud is not a vocal range lol. Her voice in ok, but not memorable. I'm sure with lots of training with singing and the moves should would do better,but no cigar this time.
By jaye, on July 24, 2009 08:39:02
Probably a coincidence that all the men opening car doors and taking coats and all that stupid stuff just happened to be dark-haired, no-necked endomorphs barely measuring 5'7".
I don't know anything about "professional" dance standards, but I thought she looked like an idiot. I was actually embarrassed for her, and I don't even like her. She might do well on that other show, though: So You Think You Can Jazz Hands.
By Her teeth are weird., on July 24, 2009 09:07:02
12, grace and style? She's on FUCKING DANCING WITH THE STARS, and she didn't even do it live like all the has-beens and never-wases they parade on there. And who cares how she can pose? Mannequins can pose.
And they say that given a recent blind item that includes a gay man, an impending divorce and "dance girl dance," we might know why she gives that smirk at the end.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 09:12:54
How does this qualify as dancing? I missed that part.
By prease, on July 24, 2009 09:41:34
I'm guessing Tom suggested the Judy Garland homage. It was either Judy or Cher...
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 10:23:07
I still have a crush on her and always will. Katie is still cute and sweet looking. Though why was this necessary? I don't know. Does nothing for her, positively, career-wise.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 10:24:49
It was so painful to watch last night, no way am I watching it again. She had no reason to be on there, bitch can't dance to save her life! I don't even need to comment on the "singing".
By Jessica, on July 24, 2009 10:47:43
She didn't even do anything! What an idiot.
There was a blind item the other day that seemed to be about Katie/Tom.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 10:50:50
Just kinda posed while real dancers danced around her.
By Cubs Fan, on July 24, 2009 11:38:16
She made a complete and utter fool of herself all in the name of seeking attention. I cannot believe the hype over this silly debacle.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 13:26:07
Her hubby would've done better.
By blah, on July 24, 2009 14:21:49
Come on, it wasn`t that bad. I think she`s pretty but weird and totally full of herself.
By anonymous, on July 24, 2009 16:05:47
I disagree that she embarrassed herself...she did a passable job for someone not really trained to sing or dance (or both at the same time).
And she's got great pins...
By bud, on July 24, 2009 18:18:43
The Scientologists let Katie off the compound just long enough to whip her ass around with a bunch of Tom Cruise clones all so the world wouldn't forget the King of Scientology, Tom Cruise. I think it pretty much did the trick - I paid no attention to Scientology's First Lady Katie because I was too preoccupied by the creepy Tomclones... Must... See... Mission... Impossible... III... Must... Send... $$$... To...Scientology... Crush... Kill... Destroy...
By OhPleaseMary, on July 24, 2009 19:52:57
was anyone else disturbed by the lyrics of that god awful song? thanks katie for reminding us why we stopped paying attention to you and your post-stroke attempt at smiling.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2009 06:19:21
So, my understanding of the show is that these people who have worked their asses off for years to develop the dance skills they have compete for something or another...and as a guest star they haaaave...Mama Sci walking around lip syncing while men dance around here. Wow.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2009 09:06:11
Clearly Xenu is the father of those kids.
By R. Kelly, on July 25, 2009 13:57:57
That was one of Judy Garland's least appealing very little danced routines and she looked horrible.. it was arms and hands movements with pose and let's move on back up dancers make me look good and lift, pose, turn.. pose.. not very good in the first place. I think Katie did it much better.
By anonymous, on July 25, 2009 14:56:56
Judy Garland's original dance routine.. Boring!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-rBZREQMw
By Katie, on July 25, 2009 15:01:58
I get the feeling Tommy is trying to push her to be this all-around uber entertainer, come hell or high water ... and who came up with the 'Judy' tribute? ...
By anonymous, on July 25, 2009 17:28:44
She passed up BATMAN AND THE JOKER for this SHIT??? Nice going,Tom.One more mind you have fucked.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 15:59:24
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