22 Comments:

1. I love them... er... her.

   By Weener, on July 30, 2009 05:08:07

2. Finally. Enough of that fucking botoxed, pear shaped classless whore Megan Fox.
   
   Keeley is the hottest chick on the planet right now. Beautiful face, breasts, ass, legs. There is nothing wrong with this girl.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 05:17:43

3. It would be more newsworthy if you actually found a picture of her wearing a top.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 05:25:22

4. God put naked chicks on the planet and told us to multiply. God rocks!

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 05:29:05

5. I will stick it to her.. with crazy glue so i can be attached to her forever.... woo hooo!!

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 05:40:01

6. Todd, you are a fucking God send! This is exactly what I needed to see first thing in the morning...you da man!!!

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 05:52:54

7. She's the hotness. Already, six comments and not one homo or fat chick has said "meh," or "she's a cow." Remarkable.
   
   Yes, she makes Megan Fox look like the little girl she is.
   
   

   By Storm, on July 30, 2009 06:44:59

8. She is beautiful. And I'm a straight, curvy, hot and sexy girl #7.

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 06:51:49

9. As a chick that's never had a girl crush and considers herself 100% heterosexual (even after tequila shots), I gotta say, she's fucking BEAUTIFUL.
   
   Keeley Hazell > Megan Fox

   By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 07:20:56

10. #8 I have nothing but the highest respect for you.
    
    PS-would you email me a pic? Thanks!

    By Storm, on July 30, 2009 07:44:55

11. Even we would do her.

    By Mr. Ed, Jr. and Mr. Ed, III., on July 30, 2009 08:06:15

12. love those tits! i'd take her or KK over fox any day.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 09:46:37

13. I just love those mammeries!!!

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 10:18:43

14. The anti Megan Fox! Real, curvy, no tats, and keeps her mouth shut except when necessary.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 10:21:07

15. I'll get right on it, Storm. Ahem.

    By Number 8, on July 30, 2009 11:09:29

16. Yay Keeley Hazell tits!

    By Tony, on July 30, 2009 12:51:19

17. I knew this site existed for a reason. And this posting provided the reason. Thank you, sir. May we have another?

    By bevo, on July 30, 2009 13:46:37

18. We need Keely and Lucy Pinder to do some hardcore lesbian porn.

    By Sammy Ronson, on July 30, 2009 17:07:03

19. Great posts today Todd, except for the Jackson brats. These black and white pictures are really works of art and should be on display in the National Portrait Gallery.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 17:49:39

20. I think I'd leak semen through my ears and eyes if I were to walk within 5 feet of her.

    By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 19:09:30

21. Very nice, but in real woman terms Becky of Page 3 is far more womanly in proportion and buttocks.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 10:42:38

22. keeley hazell tiene un cuerpo tremendamente hermoso y de eensueño.
    no es mi intecncion faltarle al respeto pero tiene el par de pechos mas asombrosos y hermosos que he visto.

    By anonymous, on August 20, 2009 09:00:05