Say what you will but Kim Kardashian has been looking smoking hot lately. I saw her in person in Vegas and was stunned by how much more beautiful she is in person. She actually looks much thinner in person. I think being on t.v. really does add weight...even to the ass.
She may be a human urinal, but she's MY human urinal. She could kill my entire family and drown kittens daily and I'd still want to shove that face into the mattress.
Actually it's not a problem. There's no way I'd want to listen to her anyway, so when she's passed out the color barrier (yellow) can be broken by a white guy.
You guys know what I'd love to do? If you watched the sex tape, there is a scene where she lays down straight on her tummy, legs closed, and whats-his-face lays on top of her fucks her to oblivion. Motherfucker, I'm so jealous -- that ass must be so COMFY.
Yeah, she has a fuckable body, but c'mon.... there are better out there. You can find a nice face, big rack AND a nice ass without having to tolerate the high-maintenance B.S. that girls like Kim hand over. I'd take a hot black chic with 44DD's before Kim, and I'm a white guy!
She is the dumbest whore on the planet. I have news for her, NOBODY over the age of 15 would want to marry a chick that has a sex tape with another man. PERIOD. Let alone a guy making millions. He was NEVER going to marry this worthless piece of garbage. In the words of a Klingon....She should not be hauling garbage....she should be hauled away AS garbage!!
HA! Yeah friggin' right. It's no mistake Kim Kardashian is built the way she is, she's a total whore. I'd just get a tan, get her drunk, tell her I'm Barack Obama or some shit, hit it, nut on her face, and kick her ass out.
This is funny as hell. Is the person who wrote this an angry black dude? I've seen a bunch of black guys going crazy in all CAPS talking about how screwed up this is.
couldn't find time for romance due to their busy schedules... Her schedule of what? Making appearances? Her fame for having a big ass and a sex tape is more important than an actual human relationship? I wouldn't waste a wank on this self-absorbed whore.
I thought I read an article not too long ago about how in love they were. That's some funny shit. Maybe she will pursue her porn career again. 2009 is turning out to be the year of the curb for female celebs.
41 Comments:
Leave Your CommentHA! The Jigsaw comment was classic!
By JJM, on July 28, 2009 05:38:24
too bad i'm white. i'd do almost anything to hit that ass.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 05:45:10
I'd hit it hard. The Jigsaw comment was Fuckin Hilarious!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:13:52
And, coincidentally, Kourtney is the only hot Kardashian.
By cureholder, on July 28, 2009 06:15:39
I'd piss on her.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:34:20
I'm on board with #2 - I'm also white, and I'd also do ANYTHING to tap that outstanding ass of hers ... !!!
Maybe it will be my lucky day, and Kim will develop a father-figure-fetish ... ???
By Midlife Bachelor, on July 28, 2009 06:35:35
Say what you will but Kim Kardashian has been looking smoking hot lately. I saw her in person in Vegas and was stunned by how much more beautiful she is in person. She actually looks much thinner in person. I think being on t.v. really does add weight...even to the ass.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:35:44
So who's next for Kim, maybe Andrew Bynum?
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:52:40
#8 There is an opening for a girl friend on T.O.'s new VH1 show........
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:56:06
She may be a human urinal, but she's MY human urinal. She could kill my entire family and drown kittens daily and I'd still want to shove that face into the mattress.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:57:28
How unfortunate that I'm not attracted to a woman who stands out by standing in for a urinal.
By joejoe, on July 28, 2009 07:49:53
Sign me up as one willing to throw her a bang...
By DanKnuckles, on July 28, 2009 07:56:57
I guess I'd better book some time at the tanning solon and stock up on soulglo and 1 gallon jugs of Sunny D!
By thebig28, on July 28, 2009 08:18:39
Kim K. has a body made to fuck! Hot damn!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 08:26:29
Actually it's not a problem. There's no way I'd want to listen to her anyway, so when she's passed out the color barrier (yellow) can be broken by a white guy.
By The Actually Guy, on July 28, 2009 08:35:21
I would so pee on her.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 09:13:21
I would like to hook her up with Dennis Rodman.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 09:31:23
I think Chris Brown is available...
By Rihanna, on July 28, 2009 09:38:33
You guys know what I'd love to do? If you watched the sex tape, there is a scene where she lays down straight on her tummy, legs closed, and whats-his-face lays on top of her fucks her to oblivion. Motherfucker, I'm so jealous -- that ass must be so COMFY.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 09:45:29
I'm White and I'd also sign away my first born to hit that. Condolences to the borderline racists on here with penis envy.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 10:27:49
Yeah, she has a fuckable body, but c'mon.... there are better out there. You can find a nice face, big rack AND a nice ass without having to tolerate the high-maintenance B.S. that girls like Kim hand over. I'd take a hot black chic with 44DD's before Kim, and I'm a white guy!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 10:31:03
I'm not racist, I'm just smart enough to realize that any woman who allows herself to be used as a toilet has issues on top of issues....
By joejoe, on July 28, 2009 10:33:28
She;ll have a replace to piss on her soon.. Just as Dark as well.
now maybe reggie can get back to putting 100% effort into be the more over rated player in the NFL.
By niri, on July 28, 2009 10:39:40
I saw her on the video.. she doesnt know how to fuck.. shes like a block of ice... oh well.. i fuck her if i have to :P
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 10:46:02
After Steve McNair's death, star athletes are dumping crazy girlfriends. (see also Romo / Simpson)
By jtg, on July 28, 2009 10:53:33
thebig28 summed it all up. so did Rihanna.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 10:59:16
I wonder if she'd let Peter North hit it? He's got a schlong like a brotha...
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 10:59:50
She is the dumbest whore on the planet. I have news for her, NOBODY over the age of 15 would want to marry a chick that has a sex tape with another man. PERIOD. Let alone a guy making millions. He was NEVER going to marry this worthless piece of garbage. In the words of a Klingon....She should not be hauling garbage....she should be hauled away AS garbage!!
By HungWang, on July 28, 2009 11:10:17
Can an African-American gentleman get a lap dance,Kim?
By Prof " Louie Louie" Gates, on July 28, 2009 11:32:39
25 good point! I would never have thought of that but I bet you are right.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 12:00:51
Damn sad to say you're right HungWang, but for a moment today I found myself wishing I was black... at least long enough to make my own tape.
By jonnysheen, on July 28, 2009 12:08:52
25,
Don't forget Arturo Gatti.....
He MARRIED his crazy girlfriend, and look what he got for it.
By joejoe, on July 28, 2009 12:30:42
"There was no cheating involved."
HA! Yeah friggin' right. It's no mistake Kim Kardashian is built the way she is, she's a total whore. I'd just get a tan, get her drunk, tell her I'm Barack Obama or some shit, hit it, nut on her face, and kick her ass out.
By Tony, on July 28, 2009 13:01:51
This is funny as hell. Is the person who wrote this an angry black dude? I've seen a bunch of black guys going crazy in all CAPS talking about how screwed up this is.
Haha!!
By VanillaIce, on July 28, 2009 14:25:42
couldn't find time for romance due to their busy schedules...
Her schedule of what? Making appearances? Her fame for having a big ass and a sex tape is more important than an actual human relationship? I wouldn't waste a wank on this self-absorbed whore.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 15:51:23
You're just jealous, Todd. Get over it.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 16:31:26
O.J. will be available once he gets out of the slammer.
Who am I kidding? That's her "uncle", she probably already let him hit it.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 18:40:13
#35
You quote a comment and misue it, it does say 'their busy schedules'.
Anyway who knows what woman do in the privacy of their own home, but Kim decided to allow Brandi's wannbe star brother to film it.
I would still go 15 rounds with her in bed and I am black (not going use that lame word African Amercian, since I am not from USA)
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 20:57:02
I thought I read an article not too long ago about how in love they were. That's some funny shit. Maybe she will pursue her porn career again. 2009 is turning out to be the year of the curb for female celebs.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 21:47:19
So who is the next black guy that is going TO USE that ugly skank as a toilet paper?
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 07:27:31
You know, hot as she might be, I couldn't give a fuck.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 12:17:30
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