How much plastic surgery has she gotten in the facial region lately, she looks like a dead-eyed, big assed whore as opposed to a regular big assed whore.
Ok - so help me figure this out. Mena Suvari has a huge ass and it's hot and sexy. Kim Kardashian has a huge ass and she looks like a snake who swallowed a boar. Seriously guys, you make a girl crazy.
I say she looks fine--unlike all of the ghetto trash (white and black) that comes into the grocery store wearing what appears to be a dishrag with "Hot Mama" emblazoned across the front-right above the 3 or 4 fat rolls they have stuffed into it. Oh and did I mention the 5-sizes-too-small Jordache jeans? The ones so tight that there's a gap at the top and you see nothing but asscrack and stretch marks? Yep, those.
Dude, that's black lamé or spandex. And I guess the girl is over her "big-ass" issues, if she's willing to go out in public with a revealing outfit like that on... She looks alright.
I hate her, but she was born to do shit like this. She looks great. As long as she keeps her fucking mouth shut, she can show up at stupid races and hold the flag.
I don't understand why everyone always rags on her body... She's a vacuous, vapid skank, to be sure, but I don't know any man who wouldn't LOVE to assist her in peeling that little cat-suit off her ass.
She may be a fucking idiot with a bunch of lugnuts rolling around in her head, but I would fuck her into next week given the chance. However, given the remoteness of that possibility, I'll gladly masturbate to her many erotic images.
I'd like to have lunch with her and eat steamed vegetables as she reads the Wall Street Journal. Followed by a nice creme brule, and a walk on the beach. I'd stroke her cheeks ever so lightly, and push her gently on a swing. Then I'd like to cum on her face.
She's got a smoking body. Mena Suvari has big ass and no tits. This girl has a beautiful rack.
What I don't likeis she looks like she's had a facelift of something funky because she's starting to look chinky. Always wears way too much make-up too.
If the Army Corps of Engineers had anything to do with this outfit, it would have had a split in it that would eventually cause an ass of this proportion to burst through, therefore smacking everyone in the face within a 20 mile radius and cause Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Kanye West to blame George W. Bush for its' design.
She obviously didn't have any problems with Reggie pissing on her. It would be interesting to see the whole USC offensive line taking a shit and putting in against her skin inside the suit.
36 Comments:
Leave Your CommentI'm pretty sure I could help her get out of it.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 03:52:24
She is awesome! I'm sure there are plenty of men out there willing to assist her in disrobing..
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 03:55:44
10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.
However, I'd still hump her harder than a grunt in Vietnam.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:04:20
Oh my.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:08:28
How much plastic surgery has she gotten in the facial region lately, she looks like a dead-eyed, big assed whore as opposed to a regular big assed whore.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:12:10
the things i would do do that girl
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:13:39
Ok - so help me figure this out. Mena Suvari has a huge ass and it's hot and sexy. Kim Kardashian has a huge ass and she looks like a snake who swallowed a boar. Seriously guys, you make a girl crazy.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:13:59
Sorry, I think Kim looks far more appealing stuffed into this suit as opposed to the overrated Sasha Fierce...blechh!!!
By Kim'sKaboose, on July 13, 2009 04:18:04
srsly? you're hating on these pics? huh. ok, bro, good luck with that!
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:26:38
She puts the ASS in ASSistance,I must say!
By JoeSmoke, on July 13, 2009 04:34:24
She looks fuckin HOT. Her ass looks AMAZING. num num num
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 04:55:01
I say she looks fine--unlike all of the ghetto trash (white and black) that comes into the grocery store wearing what appears to be a dishrag with "Hot Mama" emblazoned across the front-right above the 3 or 4 fat rolls they have stuffed into it. Oh and did I mention the 5-sizes-too-small Jordache jeans? The ones so tight that there's a gap at the top and you see nothing but asscrack and stretch marks? Yep, those.
Sorry-had to rant for a minute.
Love Kim's shoes by the way.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 05:08:24
Dude, that's black lamé or spandex.
And I guess the girl is over her "big-ass" issues, if she's willing to go out in public with a revealing outfit like that on...
She looks alright.
By bud, on July 13, 2009 05:11:31
I hate her, but she was born to do shit like this. She looks great. As long as she keeps her fucking mouth shut, she can show up at stupid races and hold the flag.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 05:41:50
haters...i know for a fact that she's not had work on her face. u hate cuz you're not good-looking enough to tap that.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 05:47:33
I don't understand why everyone always rags on her body... She's a vacuous, vapid skank, to be sure, but I don't know any man who wouldn't LOVE to assist her in peeling that little cat-suit off her ass.
By Michael A., on July 13, 2009 06:41:05
#15, did you read the responses? who's hating? loser.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 06:44:32
Kim's ass is THE BEST!!!
By Midlife Bachelor, on July 13, 2009 06:52:42
The phrase "jizzing on her tits" was coined for this woman.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 07:04:13
She may be a fucking idiot with a bunch of lugnuts rolling around in her head, but I would fuck her into next week given the chance. However, given the remoteness of that possibility, I'll gladly masturbate to her many erotic images.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 07:05:54
I'd like to have lunch with her and eat steamed vegetables as she reads the Wall Street Journal. Followed by a nice creme brule, and a walk on the beach. I'd stroke her cheeks ever so lightly, and push her gently on a swing. Then I'd like to cum on her face.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 07:18:31
Are you fucking retarded? She's hot!
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 10:05:51
And Jesus fucking Christ, what is with all the misogyny?
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 10:06:49
There's no misogyny here. We hate monstrous asses, that's all. Mena had a "large" ass, but Kim's ass is visible from orbit. It's freaking disgusting.
By Storm, on July 13, 2009 11:16:20
Hmmm, I'd wrangle her rump.
By Barry O, on July 13, 2009 12:36:37
Wow i'd love to see her in a Baroness costume :o
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 13:07:23
pretty f'ing hot
for an armenian
By armeniononymous, on July 13, 2009 14:23:09
She has what do you call em....a nice set of knockeronis.
By chef boyardees, on July 13, 2009 14:35:53
Did all the black guys line up to pee on her?
By Say Jay Hey Jay Whatever, on July 13, 2009 14:45:58
#21 that is the funniest thing I have ever heard.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 14:54:48
She's got a smoking body. Mena Suvari has big ass and no tits. This girl has a beautiful rack.
What I don't likeis she looks like she's had a facelift of something funky because she's starting to look chinky. Always wears way too much make-up too.
By anonymous, on July 13, 2009 15:58:24
does this fug bitch even know how to drive?
she looks like she got plastic surgery from the dr. frankenstein that did shauna sands
By chris from vancouverBC, on July 13, 2009 17:36:19
If the Army Corps of Engineers had anything to do with this outfit, it would have had a split in it that would eventually cause an ass of this proportion to burst through, therefore smacking everyone in the face within a 20 mile radius and cause Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Kanye West to blame George W. Bush for its' design.
By Mayor Ray Nagin, on July 13, 2009 19:28:51
@#21- She reads the Wall Street Journal?
That gets my stimulus package excited !
By Timmy Geithner, on July 14, 2009 11:37:54
"And Jesus fucking Christ, what is with all the misogyny?"
You get free drinks at bars and less stringent college admissions criteria. It all evens out, sweetie.
By anonymous, on July 15, 2009 04:39:40
She obviously didn't have any problems with Reggie pissing on her. It would be interesting to see the whole USC offensive line taking a shit and putting in against her skin inside the suit.
By O.J. Trojan for Life Simpson, on July 15, 2009 11:44:07
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