Lady Gaga Is Mistaken

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  1. In any event, she's way more fuckable than Lohan.

    By Storm, on July 7, 2009 05:08:53

  2. She only looks remotely good when she's been photoshopped into oblivion, and that's not even all the time. Or most of the time.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:09:48

  3. Lady Ga-Ga looks more like a Man-Man.

    And Perez Hilton just FAWNS over her, so that right there should tell you something.

    By JJM, on July 7, 2009 05:12:35

  4. @Storm: that's like saying mothra is more fuckable than godzilla. Either way your dick is probably going to fall off from the radiation poisoning.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:13:23

  5. I don't want to see her vagina.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:15:25

  6. Damn Chief Long Dong, send some of that drunken college vagina my way. I kinda have to agree with #1.

    By Older Brother Darkness, on July 7, 2009 05:15:56

  7. Gaga's vagina is a secret code for her dick. Perez knows. What a Manimal delusional bitch!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:26:56

  8. Pleas GaGa read this and get that kike nose fixed.

    By irishpride, on July 7, 2009 05:27:07

  9. I finally heard her stupid song, does she sing anything else, it was terrible. How could we all want to see her vagina, she has a penis! And this is what she looks look after getting her Adrien Brody nose chopped off. And Gag Gag, please put on some fucking pants, nobody wants to see your sorry ass.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:27:57

  10. @!. No, I'd rather do Lohan. For afterplay, I'd cut off my dick.

    By Sam Ronson, on July 7, 2009 05:50:22

  11. Seriously, who/what the fuck is this??

    Why is this thing "famous", as I keep hearing about it everywhere? I caught some pieces of "music" when zapping through crap like MTV or VH1, it was never compelling at minimum. This is not a beautiful woman.

    So why are people praising this act, named after a retarded kid's educational toy??

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:57:25

  12. Dale Bozio wannabe! No talent trash.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:00:40

  13. Few things are funnier than the words of an empty-headed entertainer trying to be all deep and philosophical.

    Or just babbling while high. Whichever the case may be.

    By Patrick, on July 7, 2009 06:03:51

  14. her taped nipples remind me of the dog in Brazil

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:46:46

  15. Lady makes me gag-a

    By jtg, on July 7, 2009 07:06:31

  16. what a skank

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 07:20:11

  17. Notice how in most pictures or in public outings her face is usually covered up. Either her bangs or a hat are covering her rather unpleasant-looking face.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 07:28:58

  18. And by "show her vagina" she means "prove she doesn't have a dick" which she can't do. Either way you look at it. So, no worries of her exposing meat curtains.

    By Gerald Tarrant, on July 7, 2009 08:18:26

  19. If Todd liked her I'm pretty sure you would all agree....robots. At least she's more interesting than the average pop star...and she knows how to write music for a change.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 08:26:01

  20. Her vagina's tasty

    By MPT, on July 7, 2009 08:56:01

  21. @19 - oh yeah because "can't find my drink oh man" and "puh puh puh poker face" repeated over and over is the pinnacle of song writing.
    Please, this bitch makes Kanye West look like a lyrical genius and that is difficult.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 08:59:33

  22. Huh? What's she talkin' about?

    By Dana, on July 7, 2009 09:04:28

  23. Gargamel?! There's a name I haven't heard in decades!

    Right on btw.

    By The kath, on July 7, 2009 09:06:14

  24. This bitch is ugly and her countenance implies low intelligence, meager wit and petty emotional traits. She has somehow bested an evolutionary system which has, until now, kept individuals like her from achieving prominence by virtue of their inherent inferiority: without good looks, high intelligence or affable emotionality people should be unable to inspire others to affect their unique worldview, i.e. lead/inspire/direct people and become an idol. For a reason unbeknownst to scientists, someone has given Lady GaGa, a woman once thought to be destined to count a managerial position at McDonald's and recurring bouts of seborrheic dermatitis as the defining aspects of her life, the chance to live like someone with desirable attributes.

    Interesting. I'll follow with delight the process of her gradual (but hopefully sudden and severe) public decline.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 09:24:48

  25. Well I'd like to see her vagina. She is a little eccentric but hey, that is what makes life interesting and entertaining, right???

    By Midlife Bachelor, on July 7, 2009 10:08:35

  26. He doesn't have a vagina. He has a wee wee.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:09:15

  27. No, I don't want to see your surgically constructed vagina, you talentless, narcissistic, transgendered queen.

    By JAC, on July 7, 2009 10:32:38

  28. The only people that want to see gag gag's mangina are transgender plastic surgeons so they can compare notes on how to make one.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:33:44

  29. poser

    By burntfinger, on July 7, 2009 10:37:41

  30. Lady Ga-ga is actually a spoiled guidette from a well-to-do family. She's hideous and a manifestation of all the things that a fucked up in the world; people decide that the public would pay for her "music," people actually pay for it and as a result give her a platform, influence and wealth. At least Madonna had talent at one point in her career.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:42:37

  31. seriously who cares about pop stars and club trannies.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:45:40

  32. Those photos are magical and well-done as her big nose doesn't appear to follow you around the room.

    @#8- Irish Pride, you should be nice to Jewish people. After all you will probably need a liver transplant in, oh, say 5 years or so, and a Jewish doctor and donor. Drink more Guiness there brother.

    @#23- The Kath- Yes it does seem Tood is going all intellectual on us with his references. Gargamel indeed. Soon he will quit this site to become a Professor of Dead Languages and hand over the reins to Dave.

    By Original Morgan, on July 7, 2009 11:23:24

  33. #19 - Calling what she puts out there music is a stretch. As far as her writing? "I wanna take a ride on your disco stick"....oh fuck yeah! That's deep.

    By Sunny Day, on July 7, 2009 11:25:34

  34. Lady GAG-ME has Cher's old nose !

    By BukkNekkid , on July 7, 2009 11:39:27

  35. Lady Gag Gag is more like it.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 11:58:41

  36. i think the only person who wats to see lady gaga's vagina is lady gaga, because she's a sick narcissistic freak.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 12:26:49

  37. No, Lady Gaga. you are mistaken. There is a huge between wanting to see your vagina and having you shove it in my face by a desperate stripper like Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler.

    By Anony, on July 7, 2009 13:43:22

  38. Either you're a moron or you're an asshole; not understanding a metaphor or just ignoring it.

    Either way, I hope you die in a fire.

    By Stephanie, on July 7, 2009 13:55:45

  39. her face is repulsive for some reason. too much plastic surgery perhaps.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 15:39:21

  40. If it has a vagina, it's only because it had its dick removed and used as its freakishly large nose.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 15:43:44

  41. Lady gaga is CACA. What a slutty attention whore. Her singing SUCKS, her face SUCKS, her body SUCKS; she's totally worthless, useless & talentless. Therefore, using the parasite hilton model of reality, she'll have tons of braindead moron fans soon...

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 16:02:22

  42. @21 and 33. I never said it was the "pinnacle" of music, but she can sit behind a piano and play. (youtube Lady GaGa - "Fooled Me Again, Honest Eyes").
    Look...the pop may not be the music that you or I go after but she knows what the public will eat up and she's making a ton of money doing it. After I read that she worked her ass off to get where she is I had way more respect for her. She's not just another manufactured pop star, she has creative control and I love that she's offending people who aren't comfortable with strange behavior.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 16:23:35

  43. A Dale Bozio reference. Aahh, now that bitch knew how to show a vagina. Sweet. And Missing Persons rocked.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 16:44:14

  44. I'll inspect her pussy any time she wants.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 19:38:02

  45. As much as all these comments are witty and funny.

    btw: I am not Lady GaGa fan!!

    FACT: She is 20s famous, reaching her goals and making an impression on society, wether negative or positive.
    Would I slept with her hell no, not my type, but I can apperciate her determinationa and will to success, something many of us will never reach or envy in someway.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 00:14:23

  46. 42 - Her producers put in the hooks and select the lay down tracks that make her songs popular, because it sure isn't the lyrics, which is what she contributes. She doesn't know what the public eats up, her PEOPLE do, much like every other "popular" singer out there.
    And it isn't her strange behavior that offends me, it's her limited intelligence mixed with her arrogance and wrongful belief that everyone wants her.
    She didn't work for anything, as someone else mentioned she was born into a wealthy family that had the means to help her pursue music.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 02:57:55

  47. I've seen it and it looks like Senator Harry Reid.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 03:33:11

  48. Just call her lady BULLSHIT from now on. It best describes her "music" and her face...

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 04:30:13

  49. 46- Sorry. You still have to work to study music and get enough recognition to write for other people. She knows what she's doing. Being born into a wealthy family doesn't guarantee success for anyone. Case in point: Rod Stewarts incredibly useless kids.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 04:38:58

  50. Meh. Her fame will be short lived. I have an 11 year old that was all about her music about 3 months ago. She's already sick of her...as the rest of the world will be soon enough.

    By jenny mo, on July 8, 2009 08:48:37

  51. 49 - Just because she writes "music" for other "pop" acts that are as terrible as she is (i.e. Fergie, B. Spears, NKOTB and Pussycat Dolls) does not make her talented. And I think you have not lived in the world for very long if you do not think that her wealth and her family's prominence played a HUGE role in her success. Money buys you everything. Even that horrendous chick from four non-blondes wrote hits for Pink and various other artists. But talent is defined by the quality of what they write, not the proliferation of song after song. Just because Lady GaGa wrote or made a lot of songs for similar artists does not make her talented.
    But go ahead and continue to kiss her useless unintelligent ass. That's how she makes her undeserved millions.
    I will give you this, perhaps she worked at it harder than some of the other idiots, such as Rod Stewart's children.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 09:42:35

  52. #51

    Millions of people buy they albums, so they must be doing something right.

    Pu your claws back in because their are showing. Opinion is something we all have and can share but when we tried to put it as fact and reality is quite opposite, then we look like a dumbass.

    I do not like Lady GaGa's music, but she is getting paid and does not matter how much money your family has real life concerts will etll the truth of your talent and her concerts are sold out.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 10:21:11

  53. I don't "want" to see Lady GaGa's vagina. I'm just not certain that she's actually a she.

    By Tony, on July 8, 2009 13:38:28

  54. "real life concerts will etll the truth of your talent"

    Milli Vanilli had concerts, dumbass. BRITNEY has concerts.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 23:02:05

  55. 52 - My claws are always out.
    Learn how to spell and form coherent sentences before you try to call me out, dumbass.
    My opinion is that she sucks, and as you SO eloquently put it "opinion is something we all can have"

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 03:46:19

  56. Who the F^&K is Lady GAGA??? lol! I must be getting old......Don't get me wrong, I love seeing vagina, but I could give a crap about GAGA's coochie!

    By Slappy, on July 9, 2009 05:21:21

  57. She is so fucking gross

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 06:54:24

  58. No one wants to see lady gag-ra's hoohaa.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 09:12:43

  59. I'm startled by all the hate directed at Lady Gaga.

    Jealous much? I've seen her in person and she has a pretty face and incredible body.

    She writes her own music too. And she's sold tens of millions of records. Which means shes talented.

    Shes not like Britney who doesnt even write her own music or sing.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 13:17:05

  60. Aaaw she thinks she's a musician. Cute. Whenever one of these fame whores gets into the whole, 'I don't have to make myself into a whore or a piece of meat' it makes me wonder if I can get away with turning up to my job at Starbucks and claiming, 'I don't have to serve coffee'.

    By That obviously ambitious and successful guy, on July 9, 2009 13:32:31

  61. #55

    52 - My claws are always out.
    Learn how to spell and form coherent sentences before you try to call me out, dumbass.
    My opinion is that she sucks, and as you SO eloquently put it "opinion is something we all can have"


    Okay typically reply, when you have nothing else witty to say. A real dick splash

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 17:15:22

  62. #59, you're clearly delusional & need to seek help, along with getting your eyes checked. Pretty face? Incredible body? She's a disgusting attention whore who will say or do anything to get attention. It's a disease for those of extreme low self esteem, and this ugly fat thigh/wide hipped slob has it bigtime. I pity her...

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 20:26:05

  63. wears a wig..hideous face..fat thighs..etc

    this chick is busted and should really fade into the background now, god damn i hate her

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 20:34:55

  64. 61 - you STILL can't fucking spell! A "typically" reply? The word is TYPICAL. Typically doesn't even make grammatical sense in that context.
    Here is what I have to say: Ignorant fools like you who can't spell, can't write, and can't even come up with a solid argument are the brain dead morons who buy this he-she's swill that she sells and then proclaim her soooo talented. She's not. But go on thinking that if you want, I''m done with arguing. I'm not sure you can read or comprehend ideas, so it seems pretty useless at this point.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 03:23:49

  65. #64 you are still a dick splash..LMAO

    How long did it take you to think of that dumbass reply, the entire night. Btw read your first sentence again, it seems to me you are not so good with English.

    Let's see if I can keep making you reply until we reach 100 replies, since you are easy to wind up.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 04:17:39

  66. actually, #64 is quite good with English, and a dash of salt and pepper as well.
    and pray tell, Lady Gaga defender, what is a "dick splash"? you must have celebrated your 12th birthday yesterday.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 08:57:23

  67. #66

    It is you..LMAO

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 11:29:40

  68. Dick splash was used by an English comedian, to describe Someone who is totally an idiot and does not understand the word No. To try and put it in his own words, "You know last piece of piss that hangs around your dick and will not drop into the toilet and is so annoying and will not let go - Dick Splash


    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 11:49:35

  69. yes cos all the girls are jealous that they dont look like a fucking man

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 19:31:04

  70. Lady "No Go"

    By anonymous, on July 11, 2009 07:28:13

  71. Love the way the sycophants (who are obviously either homos or clubby fag-hags) are talking about this ugly beast tranny's "success" as if it were something actually important.

    Selling crap music has NEVER mattered in the general scheme of things.

    By BarbadoSlim, on July 12, 2009 03:50:07

  72. I want to see her vagina just so she can prove to me she is a woman.

    By anonymous, on July 16, 2009 18:42:25

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