28 Comments:

1. Todd, How did you totally miss the Erin Andrews peep hole video???

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 05:33:34

2. ABC Family, no less...not even regular ABC, which, aside from "Lost," is pathetic in and of itself...

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 06:04:30

3. "Labor Pains" showed back-to-back last night, the 19th and there is a DVD release and that is next week.
   
   "Labor Pains" was pretty dreadful. I guess it was a "light comedy" effort, but there were no laughs or smiles, just a hack-simple bland story about people who never lived in a world that never existed. To her credit, Lindsay was the only reason to watch. But the watching was painful. Miss Lohan's messed-up, color-changing, split-ended, rat-nested hair will be remembered for continuous can't-she-buy-a-comb presence. At 22, La Lohan has entered her Turban Phase.
   
   Lilo did remember every line and did not slur a single word. Maybe that is a good omen. Unless ratings show more than the usual Sunday night audience, she should take the European Ad business very seriously.

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 06:05:29

4. I admire girls who have the whatever it takes to fuck and suck in front of a camera.....whether it is confidence, low self esteem, sheer horniness, drug habit to support, whatever, pleasure, I don't care...the point is that they are bold and performing an invaluable service....in fact, on most occasions I place this act above so called "artists"....I do not view it as something negative..if she does do porn, I will check it out...

   By Lee Cadaver, on July 20, 2009 06:07:58

5. How can she model jeans? She doesn't have an ass!

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 06:09:18

6. That's no way to treat a les paul

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 06:51:01

7. Italy elects porn stars into parliament. Surely they don't have to bring in a skanky American imports. They have plenty of local girls to choose from.

   By jtg, on July 20, 2009 06:58:58

8. Figures that the majority of the photos show her being legs spread. She's had a lot of practice...

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 07:13:19

9. Bitch can't even play guitar... broke the fucking thing into pieces. What a dummy.

   By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 07:38:46

10. #3, Linds hates being called Lilo, so please show her some respect and call what she likes to be called -- Lezlo.

    By Dina "Mom" Lohan, on July 20, 2009 08:34:51

11. #5 called it--NO ASS and she gets hired to model jeans! And brutalizes a poor, innocent guitar in the bargain. I don't know what's worse to have to witness in the non-guitar-player abuse-a-thon, her or Madonna. Every time I saw photos of Madonna wearing that retarded pink hat and death-gripping that poor defenseless guitar, a part of me died. If only a part of Madonna could die instead. Specifically the brainstem part.
    
    Lindsay Lohan modeling jeans. What's next, Lance Armstrong modeling jockstraps? Gwyneth Paltrow modeling a sense of humor? Paul McCartney's ex-wife modeling Lindsay Lohan's leggings?

    By I hate Europe., on July 20, 2009 08:40:31

12. She looks good in the banner pic. Tons of makeup and photoshop work wonders!!!

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 09:32:09

13. Yo, I was talkin' to Berlusconi and he agreed that if this here Lindsay had been around Italian men,she woulda never done that short-haired guy-lookin' chick.
    You know what I'm sayin'? It's the chains and the wife-beater t-shirts, dude. Women can't resist that shit. Be back later, gotta fire up the Camaro.

    By Vinnie Barbarino, on July 20, 2009 09:46:32

14. She looks fake instead of ugly... and not the least bit attractive.
    
    And I concur, #5 hit the nail on the head. And it's not just the absence of ass; nothing on Lindsay Lohan has ever been good below her waist.

    By Tony, on July 20, 2009 11:11:51

15. She's a cartoon. Erase her please.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 11:26:31

16. #11: Totally agree with you in regards to Madonna acting the fool with that guitar. What a stupid cow. I can't believe anyone actually falls for that contrived shit.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 12:40:21

17. yuck firecrotch looks even paler and uglier than usual in those pics. give it up trying to pursue a real acting career. i think cousin o.j. and couple of other brothers are waiting for you to complete that double penetration scene.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 13:54:12

18. The best thing that could happen now is that she starts dating Tony Romo.

    By Giants Fan, on July 20, 2009 14:37:26

19. #11 = correct on all counts.

    By some broad, on July 20, 2009 15:14:38

20. isn't the italian label called Fornicarina ???

    By shunima, on July 20, 2009 15:16:01

21. @6
    That's not a Les Paul. It's, well it was, a Gibson SG.
    
    And I disagree she can't play at all. She plays better than John Mayer for sure. But she doesn't play better than Madonna. So put that in your crack pipe and smoke it, Mayer, you dope.

    By AutoTune, on July 20, 2009 17:48:17

22. #17, I'm definitely ready, along with Snoop and Al Sharpton. I know that's three of us, but Dina assures us that her Lins is a three-input girl.

    By Cousin O.J., on July 20, 2009 18:34:27

23. She looks like a coked-up whore in these photos, and believe me, I know coked-up whores.

    By Jon minus Kate and eight, on July 20, 2009 18:35:48

24. I've got a job for her.

    By anonymous, on July 20, 2009 18:38:12

25. At least this useless freak has a job to support her habits. Besides, thanks to Photoshop and/or a-lot of make-up, these pics don't even look like the bitch.

    By anonymous, on July 21, 2009 09:41:52

26. Is she still on the Death Watch ?

    By BukkNekkid , on July 21, 2009 15:08:09

27. My daughter is not on the death watch; from the looks of these pictures, she is actually dead and we are now looking at Zombie Lins.

    By Michael Lohan, on July 21, 2009 18:09:00

28. I was in italy this past week on vacation and was riding on the metro when I saw the add with the guitar. At first when I saw it I did not realize it was her. Its so touched up airbrushed, cut down, it does not look like her at all, that is the funny thing

    By eagle3, on August 10, 2009 11:42:44