50 Comments:

1. There's supposedly a private sex tape of Marilyn. I think Lindsay's only hope is to land that remake.
   
   I still wouldn't watch it though.

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 06:31:26

2. HAGGARD.

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 06:33:07

3. The resemblance is uncanny.
   
   Monroe fucked a president.
   
   Lindsay, anything that moves.
   
   

   By Leave. Lindsay. ALONE!!! :(, on July 31, 2009 06:34:39

4. OH Pleeeeze! Marilyn knew how to use her looks and sexuality to her advantage, yet through it all, she still remained a LADY!
   
   Lindsay, however, is nothing but twelve different shades of pure SKANK!

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 06:36:44

5. ewwwwwwwwww look at her nasty fingers

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 06:43:22

6. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 06:50:26

7. Let her think she's the second coming of Marilyn Monroe...that means she will kill herself soon and we will never have to hear from this cracked out skank ever again!

   By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 07:10:51

8. Please file the any future Lohan news in the same file as Paris Hilton, R for retarded or T for talentless, and move on. I could quite happily live the rest of my life not knowing how far down the greasy pole of whoredom the 2005 graduating class of Slag University has slipped…

   By Tha Sprayah, on July 31, 2009 07:17:19

9. Im sick to death of this bitch. So you had a hard childhood and Daddy didnt love you. Boo fucking hoo. Plenty of people survived worse and were better for it. You want a shitty childhood and Daddy issues look at the kids from Slumdog millionaire. One got the shit beat out of them because they wouldnt perform and the others Dad tried to sell her. Now that is rough. Lohan had it all and flushed it down the shitter now she just needs to go away. I mean look at her face! She looks like a 40 year old and she is in her 20s! Who's gonna hire that?

   By Carolyn, on July 31, 2009 07:20:23

10. #5 no shit. They look kinda dykey.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 07:28:46

11. #2 SECONDED!!!!! look at how old she fuckin looks! jesus christ people meth/coke/crack kills!

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 07:36:42

12. I could understand why she feel certain connection with Marilyn Whoreroe.They are both untalented-stupid-under educated-cant sing cant act-whores.
    They havet that in common for sure!

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 08:10:50

13. Looks like all her teeth have been capped. They don't look the same.
    
    Excessive drug use ruins the teeth. Just an observation.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 08:18:43

14. This no-talent skank is completely delusional. Marilyn Monroe was Marilyn Monroe, and that's it. There's no "New Monroe" coming around. If there was, it's not this crack whore.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 09:00:10

15. All she does is induce my reflex to swing a baseball bat at some one's (her) head.

    By anon, on July 31, 2009 09:24:17

16. She easily looks like a tweaker in her 40's. No offense to people in their 40's... I'm sure you look better than this slag.
    
    

    By anon, on July 31, 2009 09:25:45

17. "The only thing Lindsay Lohan will ever star in again is an airtighting instruction video."
    
    Great line, but recycled. You used it about a month ago.

    By Cinghiale, on July 31, 2009 09:40:08

18. I still hit it... damn.. im such a perv.. hehehe

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 09:54:12

19. My sense is that that the possible semen swallowed was not comparative. But hey, she can still seek out a gaggle of Kennedys. Err-uh.

    By C. Dodd, on July 31, 2009 10:25:04

20. Sorry to say, lesbians loose their soft supple skin, they start looking old, thin lipped and dried out. show me one that is't.

    By Yuck......, on July 31, 2009 10:27:56

21. @#15- The Soccer Mommies at my gym look better, seem hornier, and might be double-jointed. Nirvana.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 10:40:05

22. Negro Pleassse!!!! Marilyn Moroe is an American icon, a legend. Lidsay Lohan is an American tragedy. Like a horrific automobile accident that you just gotta stare at as you drive by. Total crash and burn and Lohans on the gurney...sheet covered.

    By jsheen, on July 31, 2009 10:51:16

23. She was OK until she discovered she liked the puss better than the hammer.

    By Tom Mr. Roseanne Arnold, on July 31, 2009 11:18:56

24. #20- No, she looks that way because of her rampant drug use. People who habitually use large amounts of speed and/or coke eventually all end up looking old, dried out, and disgusting.

    By Chantelle, on July 31, 2009 11:32:50

25. Also, typically the lesbians who don't assume the more masculine role are often quite beautiful.

    By Chantelle, on July 31, 2009 11:35:26

26. She looks like a slice of baloney someone forgot to put back in the fridge.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 11:46:28

27. She really needed to take that "Ugly Betty" role much more seriously. Just this week she was back on Ronson's doorstep at 5:00 am totally nuts.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 12:11:45

28. OK i DONT GET IT... THERE IS NOT ONE THING ATTRACTIVE ABOUT THIS SKINNY, UNDEVELOPED, FRECKELD LESBIAN DRUG ATTIC!!! SERIOUSLY CANT EVEN BELIEVE YOU POST THIS HAS BEEN WASHED UP DISNEY STAR...
    
    LA

    By LAUREN, on July 31, 2009 15:06:57

29. She looks like she's 50. Her face is falling apart. Nothing's sexier than lips that are caving in...

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 16:41:09

30. cigs and booze skin. fauxsexual. ronson's family has every reason to be concerned for sam.

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 17:57:02

31. Well they're both overrated, plain-faced, talentless whores. So yeah, I see the parallels

    By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 18:18:27

32. I bet her breath smells like Fromunda cheese and smegma. Which would be ok if she was tonging my bunghole.

    By Edmund Kayyuen Lo, on July 31, 2009 23:00:07

33. You just can't fix stupid.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 02:25:09

34. oh man, she looks so old...her forehead!!
    she just looks retarded

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 02:34:20

35. Bitch tried to take my chew toys away. Had to hide the Alpo.

    By Lassie, Jr., on August 1, 2009 02:47:51

36. OMG - I'm speechless. If this is true she need to be checked into a Pycho Ward ASAP! BTW her face looks "tired"-too many drugs and partying.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 06:52:50

37. There is only one parallel missing between LiLo and Marilyn Monroe -- she's not dead. Maybe if LiLo OD'd on painkillers we'd be more convinced.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 07:12:02

38. Wow, holy 50 year old

    By John Smith, on August 1, 2009 07:14:19

39. LA~
    'Drug Attic'?
    That sounds as though you mean the top floor of a crack house?
    But 'freckled'? I have no idea what that's supposed to mean.

    By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 11:35:16

40. WOW! Lohan's life has sapped the shit out of her! She looks like a 40-year old crack whore. Perfect example of what chain smoking and drinking whisky with a vodka IV in your arm can do to your face. If her skin is that bad, her coroner could shoot a documentary on her insides. What a fucking waste.

    By invalidusername, on August 1, 2009 13:55:19

41. 24 and 25 - Sorry, name 1 beautiful lezbo ?? They all look dried up and dried out...... and yes I agree her lifestyle and drug use are a big contributor to her looks.

    By Nicole, on August 1, 2009 15:55:06

42. She looks 40. I mean what is up with the 4-head. Blind people read off of it!!
    Hope she dies soon so these spots can be filled w/ HOT girls...

    By HungWang, on August 1, 2009 22:45:14

43. She's still young. If she gets her sh*t together she could be one of the great actresses of our generation. She needs a living, well-rounded, successful mentor to guide her.

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 00:00:56

44. The only movie she ever did well and it was wonderful was the Parent Trap and included a better than fine cast to help her.

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 07:26:22

45. You aren't supposed to look like that until you're 50.

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 13:44:24

46. #43 I agree, all she needs is a mentor. I nominate Nina Hartley to show this girl the ropes.

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 14:46:21

47. She really, really needs to lay off the meth.

    By anonymous, on August 2, 2009 19:35:04

48. Look at those man hands. They look like there on a 60 year old woman.

    By lkl, on August 3, 2009 02:35:35

49. She sees herself as the second coming of Marilyn Monroe -- misunderstood, talented and in desperate need of an incredible film vehicle that will truly showcase her talents." The only way we would like to see her showcase her talents,is to accidentially OD like the late Marily Monroe
    

    By reg, on August 3, 2009 06:05:20

50. Thats my future ex-baby mama

    By Craiggers, on August 31, 2009 13:45:57