When I first saw the photo I was like, "Hey, she's an old lady. Her face looks like a well kept, old lady. Big deal." Then I scrolled down. Holy fuck. What is with those arms?? Jesus. I don't feel so good....
"Two cassette tapes holding 17 minutes of messages that Madonna left in 1992 and 1993 on the answering machine of James Albright, the bodyguard who became her lover, are expected to fetch between $30,000 and $40,000."
What the fuck? Who the fuck is going to buy that fucking shit and what the fuck are they gonna do with it? Fucking jerk off while listening to Madonna talk about fucking someone!!?
Want to bet all her paid friends, lovers and other hangers on tel tell her everyday how beautiful she is. What I can't figure out is ARod? Even if he is gay she is still too ugly to be a man and he has plenty of money. The guy is plain weird.
What fucking laboratory was that fucking creature reanimated in??? I expect to see a mob of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks surround her estate.
Have you guys ever read "The Picture of Dorian Gray"? Well, Madonna is the new version of that literature classic. In the book, Dorian sells his soul for eternal youth, but his picture ages at a fantastic rate. In the real world, Madonna's face stays relatively young, but her body ages at a fantastic rate.
He has great, toned,muscular arms for a man.What do you want,him,this man to have- cute little soft,feminine arms like a girl. Oh,pardon me.My roomate said,"You doofus,Madonna is a woman." That is one ugly woman. My 60 yr.old Aunt Lucreia's big flabby arms are better looking. Maybe Madonna is going to be,what is this I keep hearing about,yes,a TRANSGENDERED Female to Male. She ,um he,looks like the operation was a success and the malehormones are vorking.
#23: "What the fuck? Who the fuck is going to buy that fucking shit and what the fuck are they gonna do with it? Fucking jerk off while listening to Madonna talk about fucking someone!!?"
Obviously you've mistaken an answering machine tape for Erotica. Idiot.
That's pretty scary but she could probably give you the greatest hand job of all time. I would make her sign a contract promising not to rip it off first though
ugly bitch!! granny enough already!!! what was the name of that evil skelton character in He-Man?? SHE LOOKS just like him. retire attention whore retire!!
MATERIAL GHOUL THE BRIDE OF STANIZOL CAREFUL - SHE MIGHT HEAR YOU LUCKY STARVE THE BLAIR WITCH WORKOUT LIKE A VEGAN THE VAGINA FROM THE BLACK LAGOON LA ISLA DE DR MOREAU THE FAKE ENGLISH ACCENT CHAINSAW MASSACRE
eww, f'ing a! Reminds me of that Body Worlds exhibit that my wife dragged me to where the guy poses dead people with their skin peeled off and their muscles showing.
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By Tasi., on July 28, 2009 03:40:28
What the hell happened to her arms??????????????
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 03:45:11
What a disgusting thing to see 1rst thing in the morning. Can't we get an upskirt or nipshot to offset the damage???
By The Dave, on July 28, 2009 03:47:04
When I first saw the photo I was like, "Hey, she's an old lady. Her face looks like a well kept, old lady. Big deal." Then I scrolled down. Holy fuck. What is with those arms?? Jesus. I don't feel so good....
By Corrina, on July 28, 2009 03:55:42
I'm pretty sure she's a vampire. Not the fake Twilight kind - the real kind......
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 03:57:15
Holy hell!!! Bitch needs a cheeseburger and cancellation of gym memberships!!! Damn that's nasty!!
By IThinkImGonnaHurl, on July 28, 2009 04:17:00
Skeletor lives!
By Tom, on July 28, 2009 04:18:35
I'll take Wayland Flowers and Madame for the win please...
By x24, on July 28, 2009 04:20:13
Who needs Delta with arms like that, get her to clap, tell her your destination then hang on.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 04:26:35
You could chop wood with those arms.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 04:29:29
Agree with #7. Somebody send her ass back to Eternia to Castle Grayskull's dungeons.
By jeditemple, on July 28, 2009 04:30:56
Guy Richie made the right choice.
By Anony, on July 28, 2009 04:43:14
fucking gross.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 04:44:23
Y'all are crazy. This is what a natural woman looks like. :-D
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 04:51:16
Lean, mean, ready to kick your ass.
Yeah, not very fem. at all.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 05:00:15
There's something seriously wrong with her arms.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 05:02:51
Holy shit, dude. She's a succubus.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 05:10:04
Thank God I'm not a vegan.
By Phil McCoochie, on July 28, 2009 05:50:43
Iggy Pop!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:02:36
If any of you out there play WoW, you'll agree that her arms look like the arms of the Undead race.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:08:07
gross.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:28:41
#1 you said it all
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:31:53
From today's news:
"Two cassette tapes holding 17 minutes of messages that Madonna left in 1992 and 1993 on the answering machine of James Albright, the bodyguard who became her lover, are expected to fetch between $30,000 and $40,000."
What the fuck? Who the fuck is going to buy that fucking shit and what the fuck are they gonna do with it? Fucking jerk off while listening to Madonna talk about fucking someone!!?
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:33:30
Want to bet all her paid friends, lovers and other hangers on tel tell her everyday how beautiful she is. What I can't figure out is ARod? Even if he is gay she is still too ugly to be a man and he has plenty of money. The guy is plain weird.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:38:42
since when did keith richards have a sister?
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 06:44:13
Wow. My penis looks less like a penis than either one of those arms.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 07:03:16
I find this pic awesome...since I'm a nurse I could go to town starting IVs on this bitch!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 07:05:20
Like #7 said she looks like the undead from WoW.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 07:23:30
OMFG thats F-ing disgusting!!!!!!! Get that sh*t off here!
By Toreee, on July 28, 2009 07:41:12
Holy god! The only way that could get worse is if Madona and Brooke Hogan battled it out to see who would be the better drag queen.
By Bek, on July 28, 2009 07:51:54
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Somebody get me a crossbow and a gun full of silver bullets NOW!!!
By thebig28, on July 28, 2009 08:15:11
What fucking laboratory was that fucking creature reanimated in??? I expect to see a mob of angry villagers with torches and pitchforks surround her estate.
By Storm, on July 28, 2009 08:19:14
OMFG! I am at a loss for words. A-Rod really is a douche bag to have tapped that "ass."
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 08:22:20
No wonder the homos love her so much.
She looks like a fucking terminal AIDS patient.
By joejoe, on July 28, 2009 08:23:29
Micheal Jackson wished he had veins like that!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 09:35:21
In a fruitless battle against time, this old whore has made exercising her life.
Her diet must be microbiotic this, microbiotic that, probably making her cranky as hell.
Guy Ritchie was smart to get out of THAT relationship.
By Sean Penn, on July 28, 2009 09:47:31
lol, #34
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 09:47:45
Maybe she can beat up Fergie and will.i.am for me.
By Mr. Perez Hilton, on July 28, 2009 11:39:58
sweet jebus where the hell is he-man and the masters of the universe when you need them
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 12:36:02
She looks more like Iggy Pop than Iggy Pop!
By tsleddog, on July 28, 2009 12:41:46
C'mon, this is obviously a doctored photo. Geez, you people will believe anything you see.
By jakoye, on July 28, 2009 13:13:02
Have you guys ever read "The Picture of Dorian Gray"? Well, Madonna is the new version of that literature classic. In the book, Dorian sells his soul for eternal youth, but his picture ages at a fantastic rate. In the real world, Madonna's face stays relatively young, but her body ages at a fantastic rate.
There's just no other explanation!
By Sabrinaset, on July 28, 2009 13:27:33
How in heavens name can someone get so horrendous arms? She looks like one of the corpses of the Dead Museum.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 13:32:07
I'd hit it.
She's hot !
By The Crypt Keeper, on July 28, 2009 14:22:37
It's a fucking undead, cut its head off!
(Honestly. Jesus titty fucking Christ that is repugnant.)
By Jester, on July 28, 2009 14:46:49
I'd hit it.
With a brick!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 15:26:39
HOLY SHIT!THOSE ARMS LOOK SCARY!!!
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 16:09:59
YOU PEOPLE,LAY OFF MADONNA.
He has great, toned,muscular arms for a man.What do you want,him,this man to have- cute little soft,feminine arms like a girl.
Oh,pardon me.My roomate said,"You doofus,Madonna is a woman." That is one ugly woman.
My 60 yr.old Aunt Lucreia's big flabby arms are better looking.
Maybe Madonna is going to be,what is this I keep hearing about,yes,a TRANSGENDERED Female to Male. She ,um he,looks like the operation was a success and the malehormones are vorking.
By Borat, on July 28, 2009 16:17:20
Agree w/19;25;&34. Somebody should call Lou Reed to give her nutritional advice. Karen Carpenter looked and sang better.
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 16:41:39
DAMN, That's just SCARY !
By BukkNekkid , on July 28, 2009 17:10:46
Never, ever, have I seen such ugly stick arms. They look like a dead persons arm. What the hell is she thinking?
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 17:47:20
Braaaaains!
By Mike, on July 28, 2009 17:58:35
wtf?
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 19:22:23
Still laughing at #26!
By Underpants Gnome, on July 28, 2009 20:25:28
#26 that was a classic!! LMAO
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 21:07:18
Scary. Looks like a freaking zombie after my flesh!!! (Screams)
By anonymous, on July 28, 2009 22:13:08
Maybe her hero is Iggy Pop?
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 00:41:54
#23: "What the fuck? Who the fuck is going to buy that fucking shit and what the fuck are they gonna do with it? Fucking jerk off while listening to Madonna talk about fucking someone!!?"
Obviously you've mistaken an answering machine tape for Erotica. Idiot.
;)
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 03:21:51
That's pretty scary but she could probably give you the greatest hand job of all time. I would make her sign a contract promising not to rip it off first though
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 03:40:01
ugly bitch!! granny enough already!!! what was the name of that evil skelton character in He-Man?? SHE LOOKS just like him. retire attention whore retire!!
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 05:35:20
It's probably the demonic Cabala that's finishing her...creepy stuff.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 06:19:06
OMFG A-Rod left his hideous looking wife to fuck Skeletor what a loser ;-p
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 08:35:59
Quick - name that horror movie!
MATERIAL GHOUL
THE BRIDE OF STANIZOL
CAREFUL - SHE MIGHT HEAR YOU
LUCKY STARVE
THE BLAIR WITCH WORKOUT
LIKE A VEGAN
THE VAGINA FROM THE BLACK LAGOON
LA ISLA DE DR MOREAU
THE FAKE ENGLISH ACCENT CHAINSAW MASSACRE
...add your own!
By Ragno, on July 29, 2009 09:21:07
LOL, #26 takes the cake! I was wondering what her arms reminded me of! And you frikkin' called it :D
By Bene, on July 29, 2009 09:57:14
eww, f'ing a! Reminds me of that Body Worlds exhibit that my wife dragged me to where the guy poses dead people with their skin peeled off and their muscles showing.
By anonymous, on July 29, 2009 13:08:16
OH GOD eeooouuww that ruinned my day... she might be doing to much of excersise... I still love madonna though but she should take care of her arms!
By Samss, on July 29, 2009 13:32:53
Jesus fucking Christ that picture scared the hell out of me.
I honestly felt like crying after seeing that.
By Cailin, on July 30, 2009 03:37:41
Who gave her the One Ring? She makes Gollum look like a cherub.
By Staci, on July 30, 2009 04:42:13
#14: Sorry, but this is NOT what a NATURAL woman looks like!
You need a reality check.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 05:54:28
I hope death takes her out next. She's due.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 12:56:40
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