Okay, what's up with you? First you were really nice about Katherine Jackson getting custody of MJ's kids, now you're showing your protective instincts towards your hypothetical pregnant girlfriend. If you were doing all this just to get in my pants, well...mission accomplished.
Interesting. My man Mel up in da club. Thats what happens when your prego girlfriend is Barely Legal and just at the clubbin age and she's "just gotta dance". Welcome to my world Mel. The only thing is it takes her alot longer to get drunk now... maybe cause she's drinking for two.
Mel isn't much of a man. If it was me and somebody was hassling my woman, I'd grab him, slam his face into the table, yank down his pants and ass-rape him in front of everybody.
Then I'd piss on him and kick his ass out the door.
Gotta feel for Mel, guy is just trying to have a good time without people taking his photo every 5 seconds. I hope this is forgotten by tomorrow and no legal action goes forward - even if he did rip the guy's shirt, big deal.
#6- nah, Todd's girlfriend actually likes it better when he's being a smart-ass and making her laugh. It's the guys who are sentimental pussies that don't get any.
a photographer? At a night club? That's called a paparazzi. I think the movie Mel Gibson produced called Paparazzi gave a pretty clear idea of what he thinks of them. As for me, fuck them, fuck their living, fuck their family. You get within striking distance with a camera while somebody, anybody is trying to enjoy themselves, you should get the shit kicked out of you.
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By Cinghiale, on July 30, 2009 07:44:30
Okay, what's up with you? First you were really nice about Katherine Jackson getting custody of MJ's kids, now you're showing your protective instincts towards your hypothetical pregnant girlfriend. If you were doing all this just to get in my pants, well...mission accomplished.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 07:49:40
Interesting. My man Mel up in da club. Thats what happens when your prego girlfriend is Barely Legal and just at the clubbin age and she's "just gotta dance". Welcome to my world Mel. The only thing is it takes her alot longer to get drunk now... maybe cause she's drinking for two.
By jsheen, on July 30, 2009 07:54:13
ok my bad, Oksana's like 39 and Mel is like 60 so in my world its all relevant.
By jsheen, on July 30, 2009 07:59:18
LOL @ #1
By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 08:27:22
Todd's g/f probably reads this site, so he better be a little "sentimental". Or NO PUSSY. :D
By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 08:37:54
#4...Or relative. Either way.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 08:38:13
I can't picture ol' Mazeltov Mel assaulting a photographer.
Afterall, most of the star-stalking photogs are Arabic.....
By joejoe, on July 30, 2009 09:30:31
Mel isn't much of a man. If it was me and somebody was hassling my woman, I'd grab him, slam his face into the table, yank down his pants and ass-rape him in front of everybody.
Then I'd piss on him and kick his ass out the door.
I'm still tough.
By Dick Sickfuck Cheney, on July 30, 2009 09:30:53
Mel looks whipped.
By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 11:11:16
You can tell by his ears that he's had a lift. Also, all that smoking is starting to catch up; that and fucking young poon every night. *cough*
By anonymous, on July 30, 2009 13:17:44
Mel's bodyguard, Jesus, did it.
I was there in the corner having a brew with Mother Theresa and some of the Corinthians.
By St. Paul, on July 30, 2009 15:33:40
Gotta feel for Mel, guy is just trying to have a good time without people taking his photo every 5 seconds. I hope this is forgotten by tomorrow and no legal action goes forward - even if he did rip the guy's shirt, big deal.
By pregnancgy photographer, on July 30, 2009 16:35:26
#6 - HAHA, you're probably right!
By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 03:37:17
Fergie needs boobs.
By anonymous, on July 31, 2009 03:43:54
Mel like, asked what I would do, and I said beat the shit out of the guy.
I mean, I do get tired out of turning water into wine, you know?
By Jesus, on July 31, 2009 10:31:30
#6- nah, Todd's girlfriend actually likes it better when he's being a smart-ass and making her laugh. It's the guys who are sentimental pussies that don't get any.
By Chantelle, on July 31, 2009 22:02:36
Mel an a$$hole and even though the photgrapher deserves what he got, Mel is double standard continous, liar, who is disgrace to Australia.
Role Model please!!
Reason, i say that because he says he is very religious and is a devout Catholic!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 02:22:53
#15
She also needs to stop showing those MAN HANDS Damn!!
Megan Fox and Fergie should start a Man Hands Club!
By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 02:26:31
a photographer? At a night club? That's called a paparazzi. I think the movie Mel Gibson produced called Paparazzi gave a pretty clear idea of what he thinks of them. As for me, fuck them, fuck their living, fuck their family. You get within striking distance with a camera while somebody, anybody is trying to enjoy themselves, you should get the shit kicked out of you.
By anonymous, on August 1, 2009 07:52:33
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