84 Comments:

1. WTF are YOU talking about?!?!?!?! Her ass is awesome dude..you're a freaking idiot.

   By Telloman, on July 7, 2009 04:17:59

2. This chick was cute for about ten minutes ten years ago. Now, she looks like a man and has a most unfortunate body. It's over.

   By coolpapa, on July 7, 2009 04:19:20

3. Are you crazy? Her ass is spectacular. It's not a "j-lo" ass but it's not skinny anorexic ass either.

   By Candles, on July 7, 2009 04:25:19

4. You're wacko for jacko! That's a pretty suh-weet booty right there.

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:32:34

5. sweet ass, ghetto-lame tatts. I'm really starting to hate tatts. Get over it already. Especially skanked up jail house tatts on women. Here's an idea, just doodle on yourself with a Sharpie. It looks about the same. Idiots.

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:34:47

6. That's a fahn turd-cutter. It's her GIGANTIC FOREHEAD that bugs me.

   By Kevin Spacey, on July 7, 2009 04:50:48

7. Dude that ass is sweet. I'd hit that every day. well if you scraped the tat off her back that is.

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 04:53:01

8. DAT ASS!
   
   Seriously...love it! So big and round and firm...
   
   Pity her face has turned kinda buttery now.

   By Tizzle, on July 7, 2009 04:56:22

9. Thats is a beautiful thing. Now that she has fallen to below B-list it means I have a good chance at hitting that.
   Good God I am gonna go rub one out!

   By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:00:24

10. Are you serious? Or, did I just read you wrong. That is a scrumdilly-icious posterior.
    

    By Bum...Ba da Bummmmm, on July 7, 2009 05:04:25

11. Not bad- though I would never attribute the word "huge" to it. Coming from a site that views Megan "909" Fox as the alpha and omega of female beauty, i'm not surprised that Suvari would be regarded as curvy.
    
    Definitely a great ass- great shape without a trace of cellulite. However, i've gotta say that the trashy solar-plexus tattoo kind of ruins it for me.

    By MartyParty, on July 7, 2009 05:06:52

12. Nice butt thats for sure.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:15:33

13. I'd just hit that ass one time & go about my business. Her tats are shity looking though.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:18:26

14. i wax that ass at anytime.. imagine her in doggie style.... sweet!!!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:21:30

15. Picture #5 is an amazing photo of a beautiful ass!
    The author is either gay, blind, or retarded!!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:23:06

16. I'm thinking Todd finally connected his PC to a flatscreen.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:28:50

17. 13 = Mexican Mafia
    
    Now the star turds are dating killers

    By suck suck suck swallow lick, on July 7, 2009 05:48:33

18. I'd put that ass in my mouth anytime...

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 05:55:38

19. I see that she's still a member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee."
    
    In all seriousness, she looks great.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:09:27

20. She should not be allowed to wear any clothes below the waist--ever.

    By Patrick, on July 7, 2009 06:11:02

21. That's one truly nice ass, I tell you. Real men everywhere thank you for the pic.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:21:38

22. just realized that's the chick on "American Beauty." Boy oh Boy I would have tapped that ass back then, now? Not so much.
    What happened to her? Crack? Meth? Old age? well..its all the same.

    By fap fap fap suck suck fap fap facial, on July 7, 2009 06:29:43

23. She's fucking nasty. Never got her appeal. No tits, fugly face. Ass is the only thing worth looking at.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 06:54:25

24. That a FUCKING great ASS,, i just want to bite it

    By burntfinger, on July 7, 2009 06:57:16

25. A nice, normal ass. This t'aint phat!

    By jtg, on July 7, 2009 07:04:26

26. Are you kidding? How shallow are you? No wonder eating disorders are skyrocketing. Your mother must be so proud of you.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 07:10:57

27. I'd give it to her in the pooper.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 07:11:21

28. I actually met Mena Suvari once, and she is one of the most goddamn beautiful women you will ever see.
    
    Sure, she's got small tits, but she's the kind of woman who would be whispering all sorts of naughty words in your ear while you were turning her vagina into ground beef.
    
    I would fuck her until I died.

    By DeForest Bones Kelley, on July 7, 2009 07:22:52

29. She has one DELICIOUS ASS what is she eating these days she was always very skinny and flat all over but now wow now all she needs is to have her boobs grow too and she is gonna be the next sex symbol

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 07:39:52

30. To #1, 3, 4, and whoever else Todd didn't say it wasn't a nice ass " put her face in the pillow and God has given you something to work with" means, it's a good ass, the rest of her is fucked though.

    By stating the obvious, on July 7, 2009 08:01:27

31. You must be a white man who likes flat asses.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 08:03:48

32. BEAUTIFUL ASS!!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 08:38:14

33. Dude, that ass is the best thing on her.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 08:38:20

34. Well I gotta say...her tits have never been much...but that is one Major League Ass!!! I give it at least an 11, and if I could see it naked with a rear beavage shot...likely a 12!

    By tungitslow, on July 7, 2009 08:55:16

35. @5 Right on! I see these otherwise beautiful women with these skank-tats and it turns me right off. 9 out of 10 times I'm proven correct by how they speak which is typically "wigger", "valley" or some mix of the two.
    
    Megan Fox would be exhibit A

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 08:56:09

36. Why are you saying this like it's a bad thing?

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 09:30:38

37. #31 - that most certainly is not a flat ass. You need to have your eyes checked. Also, not everyone likes huge, cellulite-ridden asses from Shenequa in da hood.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 09:53:24

38. Wow - I love big asses, and hers is awesome!!! I don't even know who she is - but with an ass like that, it really doesn't matter!!!

    By Midlife Bachelor, on July 7, 2009 10:05:25

39. The ass is fine - but the waist to hip ratio is a little too boyish. Kinda freaky.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:12:38

40. She looks pretty good with hair. And yes, that's a nice ass.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:16:06

41. When you 'tried' to put your penis in the paper towel roll you threw it down on the ground disgusted that you could not even touch the sides. You cried yourself to orgasm clutching your little wee-wee just like all the other nights. Then you logged on to your site and bitched about a famous person living the high life you can only dream of, and bitterly mocked them - full of envy & disingenuousness.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:29:52

42. you're reaching here, dude. her ass looks totally normal - correction - smaller than most.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:43:49

43. Sorry, but given the opportunity I'd part those ass cheeks like moses parting the red sea and leave it with 3rd degree friction burns.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 10:44:31

44. MS 13 is taking over big white asses now!!!!

    By oj didnt do it, on July 7, 2009 11:12:49

45. Holy Hell! Her ass gave me a hard-on! And it's not even a naked ass! I'd bury my face in her ass and you wouldn't hear from me for about a week!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 11:13:01

46. I'd hit it like there's no tomorrow !

    By BukkNekkid , on July 7, 2009 11:29:53

47. So paper towel rolls are actually masturbatory material? I am going to give my clients a big buy recommendation on those stocks!

    By Birney Madoff, on July 7, 2009 11:30:32

48. Shit, now what's wrong with a woman being 5'4"? Jesus. you people and your dumb standards that don't make any sense!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 11:36:43

49. #2, #23, #31, you must be fags. She's one hot piece of ass; I'd tap it 24/7/365...

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 12:32:45

50. She can pinch one off on me. and smother me with that ass.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 12:38:55

51. Huge? It's like you're looking at the world with anorexic glasses.
    
    You're a fucking horror of a moron. But then I guess when you can't think of anything actually clever to say, throwing random and unsubstantiated insults about some chick who will never ever fuck you into a post is all you have.
    
    Garbage man

    By Stephanie, on July 7, 2009 13:53:57

52. Yea like your penis wont fit man...Im sure it sticks out of the end of the papertowel roll too....haha great stuff...

    By HungWang, on July 7, 2009 14:01:19

53. Love that babe's ass, and her pepperoni nipples.

    By Tony, on July 7, 2009 14:08:33

54. To #26 and the other super sensitive fat chicks playing the "you're the reason why girls starve themselves" card, Todd was complimenting her ass. Re-read the post, this time with some reading comprehension.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 14:19:21

55. My tongue would be her personal toilet paper and I would lick the SHIT off her hot ass. DAYUMMMMM!

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 16:28:17

56. she's hot, has been for years.
    but she's not nearly edgy enough to merit those tats.

    By bud, on July 7, 2009 16:55:48

57. She works out at my gym and usually wears some really tight shorts while running. Fucking amazing ass...... too bad her face is so bad

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 17:13:05

58. What the hell? That is a great ass.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 17:25:25

59. I'm with you #6.

    By AGB, on July 7, 2009 18:23:43

60. Dude you must be GAY!!! Maybe you want that FLAT PANCAKE ASS the Angelina Jolie has.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 18:38:19

61. I think it's so sweet the way you guys are so ferocious in defending Mena's ass honor. Each of you should get a free bounce just for that.

    By Jax, on July 7, 2009 19:29:02

62. i dont know if you guys notice, but that is also a 13 on her chest. so dumb.

    By anonymous, on July 7, 2009 19:36:33

63. W00t, she has great ass

    By Beta, on July 7, 2009 20:34:39

64. #51 and #60...let's try this again.
    
    TODD WAS COMPLIMENTING HER ASS. LEARN HOW TO FUCKING READ, YOU SHIT-EATING MORONS.

    By 54, on July 8, 2009 00:12:16

65. Outstanding ass. But, thats all the teletubbie wanna be has.

    By Duke Steele, on July 8, 2009 01:20:07

66. ....very common; nothing exceptional about her. I wondered what had happened to Ernest T. Bass, Jr., and now I know.

    By Floyd the Barber; trimmed her once., on July 8, 2009 02:57:24

67. Wow, that is impressive!

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 04:39:42

68. Her ass would be ok if she didn't have those huge jutting thighs. An ass is supposed to curve inward to the legs, not hit compound fractured femurs. Take note ladies.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 07:53:14

69. Undercover homosexuals have been pushing flat ass skanks like Paris Hilton for years. Those days are over. Bring on the chicks with ass!

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 09:48:37

70. No one cares what you think 54 and 64 so fuck off.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 11:40:10

71. She would have teeth ground to nubs from biting the the pillow if I had my way with her.

    By anonymous, on July 8, 2009 17:22:25

72. her ass is a golden ray of sunshine, friendo. near perfect

    By geisler, on July 8, 2009 20:20:01

73. People pay good money to have an ass like that!!!
    She looks great! Leave her alone and go back to drooling over that spunk towel Megan Fox..

    By Julie , on July 9, 2009 06:44:37

74. Who cares? She has a fivehead and zero boobs

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 06:58:43

75. REVERSE MOTORBOAT!!!
    
    and who's the tatooed shtwink with her? pffff ha ha ha

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 09:06:17

76. WHA?! You call that huge? There's nothing wrong with that ass - you want HUGE n' dimply, pull up a Kardassian pic - her butt's fine.

    By bitingontinfoi, on July 9, 2009 14:02:17

77. Um, #17? "13" has been code for marijuana for several decades longer than that gang has even EXISTED, which is why they included it.
    
    (And no, it doesn't stand for "Mexico", as they originated in Central, not North, America).
    
    Regardless, it does strike me as a particularly uninspired tattoo, though...

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 15:22:56

78. She has always been attractive to me. No photoshop here folks, just real pics with no plastic surgery what-so-ever.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 16:37:57

79. her ass is incredible!at least shes not afraid to eat damn!

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 18:36:01

80. my god!!!!!
    you are a total idiot.do you have cataract?
    if you don't then you must have some BIGGGG self estem issues.
    it't sad.

    By anonymous, on July 9, 2009 22:10:54

81. #80
    
    get a fucking life, the woman looks good, not like some hollywood size 00 actress.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 04:21:57

82. She's much better looking than the worthless Keeley that's always up on these sites.

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 04:51:08

83. That's a sweet ass, not like some boy's ass that some have.
    
    BTW, you just had a recent article about how great her ass was. You on drugs or what?

    By anonymous, on July 10, 2009 11:16:31

84. damn her hair grew back fast

    By anonymous, on July 27, 2009 10:49:46