Michael Jackson Could Get You So High Right Now

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  1. Say what you want about all the little kid fetishes and what-have-you, but this was one hardcore sonofabitch.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 06:25:40

  2. Apparently he was suffering from severe insomnia (so many 9-year-old penises, so little time...).

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 06:35:38

  3. Damn, is that the stuff they give you before a surgery to "relax" you? That shit is like an instant room-spinning drunk feeling... and then the next thing you remember is waking up with various parts of your body hurting and needing to vomit.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 06:54:32

  4. Agreed #1. No matter what the general public thinks they know about MJ, this is fucked up.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 06:54:55

  5. Is he about to smoke that huge joint in his hand?

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 06:56:46

  6. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LOL!!! This cracks me up!! What an idiot, all that money and fame, and pisses it away for little boys and drugs. It serves him right.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 07:03:22


  7. im still puking over him having those 3 children manufactured.
    its just so.fucked.up.

    those kids deserve every fuckin penny thats generated off that creep.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 07:09:29

  8. 63.What are Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson getting for Christmas this year? .... Wait for it.......Patrick Swayze.....AHAHAHAHAHA

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 07:51:14

  9. LoL I mean WTF MAN!?!?!?!?!?! I don't even know what to say!! Oh I do: Michelle blows!!

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 07:54:30

  10. People claim that Micheal's dad is the cause of all his problems. Michael said his dad made fun or his nose and beat him. He apparently beat all of his kids. So now it's the father's fault for EVERY freaking decision Jackson ever made in his life? The problem is he got rich VERY young, he craved celebrity and he surround himself with leeches and yes men. Micheal didn't want to be told what was right or what to do. That's HIS fault. If he had truly wanted help for his addiction he could have gotten it. No doubt he'd have worried about his reputation. After all he had worked hard to give the impression that he was this boy like, innocent, soft spoken misunderstood man-child. Hell with all the world watching he told a reporter that he never had any surgeries on his face. I'm sitting there looking at his pork face and he had the NERVE to deny that? I wondered who could believe anything he ever said.

    By jaye, on July 1, 2009 08:01:33

  11. Thats a terrible, terrible waste of three perfectly good white children, let me tell you.
    Would you like more brothers and a sister, Shiloah?
    Time to call my adoption lawyers.

    By Angelina, on July 1, 2009 09:04:01

  12. Um. This has to be the most hardcore case of drug use by any rock star in the history of world...and he was a POP star. WOW.

    By PJ, on July 1, 2009 09:04:16

  13. So when are you going to put up the topic about 12 ppl committing suicide over his death?

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 09:07:16

  14. It's so funny how everyone comes on this site and judges what happened in his personal life but you all probably don't even have your own life together to even be able to. Leave that up to God please.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 09:09:15

  15. #12

    Uh, I beg to differ.

    By Jim Morrison, on July 1, 2009 09:16:40

  16. Have you every thought that perhaps he killed himself to get away from assholes like you all who continue to speculate on his life? He's gone now so just let him rest.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 09:17:51

  17. If his childhood was so bad (which I don't deny that it probably was) why did he leave his kids to his parents. Sure, his mom seems nice, but she wasn't strong enough to protect him from Joe. He repeatedly told people how shitty his dad was, but now his built children live with him. And I disagree that the kids "deserve" the money they are getting from the estate. The deserve a normal family, not money.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 10:33:46

  18. He was a gay pedaphile, a talented one no doubt, but...still a gay pedaphile. No great loss.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 10:44:32

  19. "...Michael Jackson would be putting on his jacket and taking everybody's Taco Bell order."

    I love Michael Jackson but that was some funny shit. Well done Todd.

    By Niecy, on July 1, 2009 10:52:48

  20. I think this all bullshit... I heard he actually overdosed on a lethal combination of grape drink boxes, Johnson & Johnson "No-Tears Shampoo", and giggling.

    By Dingo, on July 1, 2009 11:35:18

  21. 14, he was a demented has-been pedophile who died from hardcore drug ODs. Yeah, obviously OUR lives are the messed-up ones. Go back to weeping and blowing your blobby nose over the death articles.

    jaye, I totally agree. All these fans moan about how pooooooor Michael was a child-molesting freak because boohoo his daddy was mean to him. Never mind that many people manage to deal with much worse and come out of it semi-normal. And at a certain point, you can't legitimately blame everything you do on your parents.

    Michael J made his own decisions, no matter how much he blamed it on Daddy's meanness.

    17, of course he also nominated Diana Ross (a totally crazy-ass bitch) as an alternative guardian. So, y'know. I betcha Joe Jackson is already drawing up contracts for Michael's not-kids.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 12:35:51

  22. So milk and cookies really wasn't enough before bedtime.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 13:10:15

  23. #18, no one ever honored MJ enough to say he was gay. Pedophile maybe, but please don't be ignunt enough to lump em' together. #16, all he needed to do was get some therapy, but he was too busy being "king," so how could his shit stink? I'll let him rest when people like you quit trying into making him into some sort of god. God awful maybe, but not God. His music since Thriller and after sucked big floppy donkey dicks. Only bubble gummer/Britney fan types liked that crap.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 15:11:24

  24. "It's so funny how everyone comes on this site and judges what happened in his personal life but you all probably don't even have your own life together to even be able to."

    Me: behind on paying bills. Michael Jackson: behind on paying bills, and paying way too much attention to little behinds. Yeah I think I'll go ahead and judge.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 15:39:04

  25. Has anyone thought about the hundreds of Chinese wigmakers who are going out of business now that Michael's dead? Have some sympathy, people.

    By RaraAvis, on July 1, 2009 17:38:49

  26. #25 the drug pushers too. oh, we call them doctors too.

    By anonymous, on July 1, 2009 23:19:47

  27. #14 some people here on this site my not have their shit together but I am posative no one posting is more skrewed up than Michael jackson, really. Quit ignoring the facts in your choice to worship the idiot.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 00:38:59

  28. BWAHAHAHA! I consider myself an MJ fan but that last sentence cracked me the hell up, Todd.

    By anonymous, on July 2, 2009 01:57:41

  29. Didn't MJ used to be a Negro?

    By TheBadRabbit, on July 2, 2009 04:37:48

  30. You know,even after all the plastic surgery,MJ was still one ugly woman.

    By Fuck the jacksons, on July 2, 2009 06:30:15

  31. Damn shame. Born a black man and spent half his life trying to be a white woman.

    By Katt Williams, on July 2, 2009 14:23:12

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